See What I Mean?
Health minister Boekhoudt warns that the 18 million demanded by the health care institutions could threat the financing. Why not apply those extra tax funds, you ask?
Don't be silly.
2026-11-03

Won't Help You or Me
90 million extra in tax revenues is expected. But you know as well as I do that it will all disappear as fast as snow on our beaches. Where it'll go to we don't dare say.
2026-11-03

That's Better
Even humane! The doctors have established 5 emergency posts, so don't give up all hope yet when you get sick.
The minister has presented the GPs an ultimatum which was declined.
2026-11-03

The Trump Effect
As long as it lasts after today, USA election day... Former Aeropostal president Ramiz is considering restarting the company under the name Ifly Aeropostal, with Curaçao named as a possible secondary Caribbean hub.
2026-11-03

That's a Good Reason
The GPs are on strike because their tariffs have not been adapted for fourteen years; that would be since 2012, am I right? Which is even longer than the AOV welfare pensions.
2026-11-02

Don't Get Sick, Chapter NN
The huisartsen [GPs] are on strike.
2026-11-02

All in the Family
In the USA, a guy has been arrested for tax fraud. For tens of millions of dollars. How is not interesting to me, but what strikes me is, it's the brother of CPS container terminal boss Fernando da Costa Gomez. Which does not necessarily mean that he's corrupt as well, just like the Wiels family, to name but one? But I can tell you, I don't like being confused with my brother either.
2026-11-02

It's Only Temporary
Dutch author Annie Schmidt many years ago wrote a hit song, "Kom Kees, 't is maar tijdelijk" [Oh Kees, it's only temporary, to the tune of "Call Me Irresponsible"]: everybody is so worried about birth figures going down—after decades of screaming that the world is getting overpopulated. And some countries in consequence (?) importing muslims complete with a bunch of jihadis and other savages; of which we see the sorry results in Europe now.
And meanwhile, "AI and robotics are poised to replace vast amounts of human labor, challenging the assumption that prosperity requires a constantly expanding workforce." While Elon Musk, the world's richest man and going, argues that "increasingly capable AI systems and robots could eventually produce such large quantities of goods and services that human labour would no longer be necessary for much of the economy."
Well, whatever. Just keep the savages out of our system for now, because that hasn't turned out so well.
Besides, we've got an over-generous supply of our own.
2026-11-02

Corruption All Over
Wish it all were over instead. So does Kousa Komún pointing at the gambling sector, Domeinbeheer/Fundashon Kas Popular social housing, and the Tax office. But also CBCS central bank, Aqualectra, Curoil, government foundations and government-related companies need watching. Is that all?
Dutch VVD political party also throws an eye on the Tax affair and how politicians get preferential treatment there; and what's more, does that 16 million reform support any good in view of all that?
2026-10-31

Safety First?
We're warned that older Japanese airbags of the Takata-brand may explode and, grenade-like, throw around sharp metal shards which can kill you.
This has been going on since 2013 already; 67 million of them have been recalled, but not from here, it seems.
2026-10-31

Smell Becomes Stink
We now hear from Bolo Mudbelly that the classic monument of the SEHOSpital chapel will be restored at government's expense; even though it's in the claws of Bas Filipini.
2026-10-31

Oil... Gas... Hot Air
Now we're told that there is a strong possibility there is oil and gas to be found South of Curaçao and Bonaire after all.
So what? It's still in Venezuelan waters.
2026-10-31

Words...
Bolo Mudbelly wants an immediate crackdown on illegal construction and activities on Klein Curaçao. This has been going on for years and years already, and not only as he says recent years; so much for "immediate" too.
None of the present structures (excluding the lighthouse monument, I guess) has legal authorization.
There is no continuous supervision so entrepreneurs do as they like.
All for the tourists! And to make a fast if greasy buck.
2026-10-31

What Do You Know
Not nearly enough: the cops may tell us 86% of crimes are solved (2024), but they omit how much the total number went up; so we may well be left with a number of more unsolved crimes in practice.
2026-10-30

Now Do It, for Once
The public ministry sends out a list of traffic fines. When you get caught, that is—"the contingency is a remote one" as Jeeves said. Here goes; the first guilders amount is pay-on-the-spot (and hope it won't be pocketed on-the-spot); the second what you get in court.
No safety belt, 225-300; no valid test card, 150-225; driving through red light, 225-300; tinted glass, 75-100; no insurance, 400-500; holding a telephone while driving, 225-300; no driver's license, 200-275; no helmet on motorcycle, 225-300; no tax paper, 150-225.
2026-10-30

They Could? They Will!
"CFT warns Curaçaos projected budget surpluses could be undermined by healthcare and social security costs" is the headline. Where there's a will, there's a way. Or several ways. And besides, those surpluses are only marks on paper for now.
2026-10-30

Go Starlink, Go Come!
A Starlink rep. is visiting Curaçao and has been discussing with Bolo Mudbelly the idea of public internet facilities for visitors and (blow me down!) residents. But at which locations, and if we get free public WiFi, is not mentioned.
2026-10-30

Consolation
Cost of living went up by 0.6% in September, bringing the yearly figure up to 1.5%. But in Aruba it's still worse, so we're supposed to feel better.
And in other places, like Iran, it's much worse as well. Feeling much better now!
Car gas will go up again, and with it the government earnings on it; now 43 cents per liter. We were already told, not a chance to lower that, are you kidding?
2026-10-30

Protest, My Hearties
MAN thinks the extra month of salary bonus to ministers and MPs is not only morally unacceptable in these hard times for most of the people, but even illegal: parliament moved against it and the council of ministers went ahead anyway.
No court ruling on that. As yet?
If you can't fold your mind about why parliament voted against? It's easy: the absolute M*F*K majority must have known damn well the council of ministers would proceed, anyway. Talk about empty gestures.
2026-10-30

It "Could Undermine"?
The unbridled expansion of tourism could undermine the island's attractiveness, warns CFT financial supervision.
It already did and results will get back to all of us. That already did as well.
2026-10-30

You Don't Say!
But it's exactly what we all suspected: CGA gambling authority relied heavily on foreign private companies for important parts of the licensing process. Which results in "potential conflicts of interest." Gee, you think?
2026-10-30

So It Goes
M*F*K Monte asks minister education van Heydoorn, how about cultural heritage like customs and traditions, which run a chance to disappear? They should be safeguarded, he thinks.
Fact of life, Monte: these things always fade away. For some, a pity; for others, not so much.
2026-10-30

So What
The chance oil can be found South of Curaçao and Bonaire is not so great, after all. No surprise at all.
Besides, it was in Venezuelan territory so what's the big deal for us, anyway?
2026-10-30

Small Peanuts
The Tax Person still has to collect 32,000 guilders in outstanding advances. That's nuffin, mon. Compared to what's going on.
2026-10-29

Pop that Corn!
Looks like we're gonna have plenty of entertainment around the Tax office. Would be a welcome change.
First, Collector Trona accuses ex-finance minister Silly Vain of interfering in a decision involving 3.2 billion guilders. Silly Vain interfered personally in a case where the "name is not entirely clear" but it was a lottery operator. Specialists prepared a document how to proceed, but Silly Vain demanded changes to it linking to tax exemptions. Trona claims the amount can still be collected. This bears more looking into, which actually seems to be done.
Might that lottery guy be Robby? It certainly is a thought. But elsewhere, a "Rifero" is mentioned.
But the story may get even better; Trona may be questioned by Landsrecherche for criminal actions for which he may be prosecuted; in which case he threatens to come with explosive details on actions of Silly Vain.
Which is commonly called "blackmail." The details "could include the identities of individuals and companies, as well as detailed information about transactions and administrative decisions within the Tax Collector's Office" to quote Curaçao Chronicle.
Trona's expected to make a court appearance next week. Stay tuned! Because that guy himself is not to be trusted either.
2026-10-29

There's More
An SOAB internal audit among employees at Curaçao's Tax Collector's Office raises concern raised concerns about fear, concentrated authority, and the treatment of staff. Like in the Dutch Curaçao House? Or the workers for that ex-minister of culture? Rosaria was the name?
You may get good pay working for the government, but it sounds like far from ideal job conditions.
2026-10-29

Fire!
That scrapyard fire broke out again. Or is it a new one? Cause is still unknown; what is known is they had no permit to start that business there. Result is the same: people must keep their houses closed tight. (Hope they have airco.) And schools are considering to close again as well.
2026-10-29

Tourism Tours
During controls on tourist buses several turned out not to have the required permits; some transported more passengers than allowed; and some drivers were older than the accepted age. The tourists had to get out and wait for a relacement bus.
Also found were locations with tariffs going up as soon as tourists came in view. This was the third time for some spots and they were closed.
More controls may follow.
2026-10-29

See?
CFT financial supervision warns that tourism results in more and more lower-paid jobs.
Great huh?
2026-10-29

Cummon Tilly, Fix It
Even with the expert help of a well-known politician, the planned horse racing track has been struggling along for 20 years without getting anywhere, as the gambling laws have to be adapted first. Understandable, they've been much too busy with fixing them for the online mafia.
And what's a horse race without gambling?
2026-10-28

Interesting? Fascinating!
SOAB tax accounting reports a former finance minister had tax assessments to the tune of XCG 1,021,027.88 of which XCG 56,724.81 has been paid, leaving a reduction of XCG 923,479.83 for which no explanation was found.
That's 57K paid out of 1m, or 5%, folks.
The minister was not named, but I guess we all have our favorite candidate so I'll (wisely) clam up as well. Besides, does it really matter who? Could be any of them. As Frank Zappa said, "We're only in it for the money."
As far me, can't unboggle my mind trying to figure out how much (and how) the guy must have made to own that much in taxes. Not from his government salary, fat as it is, that's for sure. And then to think they want to stop medics from making an honest buck for their efforts.
Don't try this at home, as always when dealing with the Tax Person.
2026-10-28

Next!
2bays CEO Patrick Newton is stepping down. After all, he's done enough harm to last a lifetime; just my view. A replacement has not been chosen yet.
But Newton will remain involved as "special adviser."
2026-10-28

Why Bother
Between 2011 and 2025 marriages per year have gone down from 1098 to 575, almost 48%. Reasons are not given; in my view, why bother to register it officially these days as you and your offspring get virtually the same rights (and duties) when just cohabiting?
Tickles my humor bump, such as it is, when I read how homosexuals insist on getting that certificate.
By a coincidence? the gays also have most divorces, as I remember. 2026-10-28

Drinking Straws
For the life of me, I can't remember if plastic straws have been outlawed here or not; I think yes. But as I always thought and said, it's the usual hysteria. Worse: a Korean report tells us that the replacement good-ole-paper straws carry a 6 times larger carcinogenic risk than (what's now called) "old fashioned" plastic straws.
Even funnier, depending on your sense of irony, recycling the paper straws is a flop as they're so small the selecting machines don't see 'em and they just go to the landfill after all.
Now wait for the paper cups and meal trays.
2026-10-28

Well, Trona...
Anything to say, esteemed Tax Receiver? SOAB reports that the guy granted himself tax advances to the tune of 11,464 guilders, while there were no outstanding tax refunds pending; to the contrary, he had a tax debt of 11,275.
But no worries, it's all kosher: in 2018 this debt was reduced to zero. By whom, you ask? We don't know; we're not told. Doesn't seem to occur to the media to ask SOAB.
All that with no consent of the finance minister.
There's also a suspicious mess with one of his cooperators, but that's only about 5,236 guilders. There may be more, ask SOAB.
Trona has protested by way of his lawyer. He couldn't defend himself, he claims, because he had been suspended.
2026-10-27

Did It Exist?
The "national vision" which was established in 2010 (that date again) has expired and they're working on a new one.
Big deal.
As if we'd ever notice the difference.
Who's working on it, you ask? Good question. A committee, is a good guess.
2026-10-27

Unavoidable
More and more gets stolen from the people visiting beaches. What else you'd expect?
In a meeting, they discussed how tourism growth was a factor. Gee, you think?
2026-10-27

Oh, Don't Worry about It
Aqualectra utility warns us that because of low winds, power may get to be switched off. Why bother to tell us? We're long since used to that.
About the promises that the problem would have been fixed by now, not a word. To that, we're used as well.
2026-10-27

Now It's Thanks?
Those old enough may remember how, around 1970, we were all told by those supposedly in the know to panic as a new Ice Age was coming.
They're coming and going all the time, after all.
But it never came. As if by magic, it turned into Global Warming and then into Climate Change caused by that dreaded CO₂ and we were all told to get green power (like those blasted windmill monsters) and EVs, to stop burning fossil fuels. And now, we read that it's thanks to that very CO₂ that the Ice Age never came!
You can't win with those losers.
2026-10-26

Consider
In France, during the past 50 years median income doubled; but for retirees it went up by 160%. Good huh? For the retirees at least.
Before you wish the same happened here for AOV, consider what's going on there now. Maybe not that good after all...
2026-10-26

Questions A'plenty
Of the 1296 questions in parliament about the 2027 budget (474 more than last year) 396 were about the finance ministry. Now that Silly Vain has gone and is a MP himself, that's a job for Bolo Mudbelly. Maybe he'll answer them? Satisfactorily? I don't count on it.
2026-10-25

Agreed
After yet another dumpster fire, this time in a scrapyard (where neighborhood schools had to be closed) the government has installed a workgroup to look at fire prevention and risk management at locations like that. The scrapyard had a licence to establish a business there (how, fer chrissakes?) but no nuisance license. Yet?
Gee, I wonder how much members of that workgroup will get paid.
2026-10-25


Chaplin's 'Hynkel'

Truer Word Was Never Spoken
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State." — Joseph Goebbels.
Not for nothing Goebbels appears in Chaplin's masterwork "The Great Dictator as "Garbitch" — but he definitely had a point there.
2026-10-25

Nice
A website (or, in our lingo's spelling, wepsait) has just gone up describing the Curaçao neighborhoods. Not all of them are there, as yet. Well worth a visit.
Here it is. There's a Dutch version as well, but none in Papiamentu.
2026-10-25

More Airport Parking Problems
It's not only the cars that don't have enough parking space; now Z Air's plans to open a new route to Argentina run into problems because there's no parking space for their 737 MAX, so the planned start for the 2026/2027 season looks out of the question.
2026-10-24

Still Going Strong
In Colombia, where things have changed since a new president was elected, a shipment of 7,100 kilos of cocaine was intercepted. Two involved Dutchmen have been arrested. [Part of?] the shipment was on its way to Holland via (big surprise) Curaçao.
2026-10-24

Noooo... It Wasn't?
The financial information for Montenegro's Bet Curaçao gambling licenses was not adequately verified, but the license was still given.
Journalists had to find this out; not our officials.
And the company illegally accepted gamblers from England as well.
2026-10-24

Senseless Chutzpah
While the Netherlands offer AUA, CUR and SXM the opportunity to extend the Landspakket reforms until 2029, that needs the islands' parliaments' approval.
And that of Curaçao doesn't agree! They want their own conditions and priorities.
Now try this with a bank loan.
2026-10-24

Figures
"Curaçao Wants Its Own Independent Budget Authority to Replace Dutch Financial Supervision" is the headline in Curaçao Chronicle. You bet they want that. No rubbernecking curious busybodies!
Not that the present commisssion financial supervision is of much help, I'm really sorry to say.
2026-10-23

Hope It Helps
Department of Spatial Planning and Development (ROP) and Curaçao Monuments Fund Foundation have made new agreements on protecting and restoring monumental buildings. A year from now, results will be evaluated.
Methinks Bolo Mudbelly won't like it: down with all those old-fashioned monuments! We need progress.
2026-10-23

Now Ask
What's the use of putting money in a hotel room safe and then not locking it? A guy working to fill the room minibar noticed it was open and there was money in it, and "decided to take it."
He was caught.
2026-10-23

No Comment, Nor Needed
On April 5th 2028 we will have a Grand Celebration of the 90-years existence of parliamentary democracy; the Staten (of the Curaçao Colony) had their first meeting on that day in 1938.
Boy what fun! I can't wait. Look where it got us.
A committee will start preparing the celebrations. Gee, I wonder how much its members will get paid.
2026-10-22

Just in Time for Christmas Cards
C***-Post has announced raising tariffs by 5.6%, per December 1.
How this rhymes with the recent announcement the government will start compensating C***-Post? You figure it out yourself, I can't.
2026-10-22

Stop It!
Corendon plans 300 hotel rooms more in the coming years.
2026-10-22

Getting Even Better
Apart from having sold the SEHOSpital buildings for a ridiculously low amount, it now turns out the government still is supposed to get 35 million guilders from bankrupt SEHOS.
Betcha they'll never get it.
2026-10-22

No Way, Baby
Eugène Maduro writes in Curaçao Chronicle that the state of the Netherlands may be obliged (he thinks, "is") to pay reparations for the slavery past; and also, that it's up to our government so it won't become"another source of public expenditure rather than an instrument of lasting change."
Good thinking. Forget it; not with our governments!
2026-10-22

For Real?
Next year, 2027, Curaçao will have another fling at upgrading its FAA safety status from category 2 to 1, with a new aviation law in the works.
That will have taken 10 years, they say; but it's really more like 15.
If they get it...
2026-10-22

If He Can
Bolo Mudbelly has to account in parliament about the way the SEHOSpital was sold. Makes you curious, but don't expect we'll learn much.
2026-10-21

When Crooks Meet Crooks
Just what we needed, and we'll probably get more of the same: M*F*K PM Prick Pias has welcomed a Qatar Sheikh to explore cooperation in sports, aviation, tourism and energy. By now, I wouldn't trust Qatar farther than you can throw a VLCC, but that would be no problem to our Bleader.
2026-10-21

They Just Don't
Political parties are required to show transparency by annually submitting their reports and statements to the Electoral Council. We're told only PAR, M*F*K and MAN have bothered to do so.
What do you expect, anyway? Transparency in politics?
2026-10-21

New Landfill? It's Free!
Between Samihi and Bullenbaai in several places discarded refrigerators, stoves, household garbage, broken furniture, demolition materials and animal carcasses have been dumped along the road, even though the official landfill is quite close by.
There's no fighting it.
2026-10-21

Just Maybe
PAR wants the government to do something about the growing and already expensive water and electricity/fuel tariffs. They can, of course, but will they?
2026-10-20

Topsy-Turvy
CGA gaming authority has filed complaints in 3 countries—against the hacking whistle-blower exposing their practices, of course.
2026-10-20

Unintended Consequences
"Unrealistically high property valuations, combined with rising renovation costs and complicated ownership arrangements, may be preventing the redevelopment of deteriorating buildings in Curaçao, particularly in older urban neighborhoods" to quote Curaçao Chronicle in an article about economist van Megesen. Who also points at 9000 empty residences during a housing crisis, as they remain unavailable for several other reasons as well.
2026-10-20

Let's; But Will It?
Journalist Raphaëla asks the Dutch government for a corruption investigation within the Curaçao government. Specifically a Domeinbeheer domain management and VVRP (Mudbelly's dept). He says it's "endemic" which is not putting it too strong. He asks for criminal prosecutions if things turn out to be not-so-kosher, mentioning one minister who remains unnamed, but who allegedly became a multi-millionaire in a couple of years. We all think we know who's meant, though.
2026-10-20

Only Temporarily
I guess that may be called a relief: KLM will execute 9 flights AMS-CUR in July 2027, which is 2 more than normally.
But that's nothing; as from next Sunday (Oct. 25) there will be 9 flights a week, in Jan/Feb 10 and during the spring holidays 11, up to 12 around Christmas time.
Add Corendon, 5 to 6 weekly and TUI 13 up to 15.
2026-10-20

What Else
SOAB tax accounting has tried to investigate 5 Curaçao government companies, but encountered delays. "Again" adds curaçao.nu. Two of 'em didn't deliver the requested info in time (end of July).
Which ones we're not told.
2026-10-20

On those Riots in Europe
"When there are riots in the street, the only tone to take is the tone of command. In the end, the State has a prerogative: to take down those who want to take it down. Order must be restored first. It's a matter of the balance of force."
You agree? Now just think of Tula. From the Dutch perspective, of course.
2026-10-20

Congrats!
Nothing today, for a most welcome change. Surely "they" are breeding on some evil foolishness... Just wait.
2026-10-19

One More Gone
Contrary to the Warmies' and Greenies' prognostications, the number of Northern hemisphere hurricanes has been decreasing all the time since that nonsense started.
2026-10-17

Gurroan...
One more record. 18% more tourists in September. Mostly kaaskoppen (18740 stayovers) but the number of USA visitors is increasing (15876). Would be good news as they are not nearly as pichiri as the Dutch, spending almost twice as much; if only not 85% of that flew out of the country, never to come back.
And that's the Low Season.
2026-10-17

They May Be Right?
In this case, yes, they are. There's a staffing crisis in healthcare because the low salaries make nurses and caregivers depart for greener pastures.
And now, ex finance minister Silly Vain is clamoring to raise the subsidy funds. Where was he when he could?
2026-10-17

To the Judge
But not until January. You must have patience... Don't hold your breath... Court will have to decide on the question if SVB is authorized to raise AOV to the meager sum of 1000 guilders/month; which SVB denies it is. Of course.
And then, really sad, some politicians are wondering out loud if 1000 guilders is enough for a "decent existence." FYI, it's not.
2026-10-17

Those Things Cost Money, You Know
VIBA Fundashon Vishon Bandabou puts conditions for the proposed new road Bullenbaai-Bandabao. They first ask Mudbelly Cooper to speed it up a bit. But then, they want safe curves with good views; attention for height differences; a median strip (a rarity on Curaçao); and sufficient space for overtaking and ambulance, police and firefighting traffic.
If not, drivers will just start driving faster and accidents are sure to follow.
All this would explain the incredible differences in cost estimates we were treated on before.
2026-10-16

Bad Enough, Already
Aqualectra utility warns us for fake messages circulating on asocial media about schakel/load shedding/beurtkrag which are not to be trusted.
Meanwhile, the same thing goes on anyway, so what's the difference?
2026-10-16

Lock Him Up!
PAR accuses parliament members of, in 2024,shielding ex-finance minister from accountability of his 3.2 billion guilders' worth of tax write-off. That would be Silly Vain, now MP himself.
The court of audit has already decided that the parliament's motion to achieve that is not valid. Nice try.
2026-10-16

Yeah, Kick Him Out
"And I wanna see him bounce!" Is MAN's idea about the head of CGA gambling mafia authorizing, after the hacking of things that had better remained covered-up. MAN specifically refers to the suspect relation with Mario Galea, former head of Malta Gaming Authority.
2026-10-16

That Will Help
7 government ministers are united in a new organization that will tackle the growth of tourism. Alas, they have not established limits to the number of tourists, hotels and rentals.
2026-10-15

And So It Is
Starlink has officially begun offering services in Curaçao, which Mudbelly Cooper describes as a historic occasion. Which it is: private enterprise pushing out government companies.
I hope.
2026-10-15

#MeNeither
Damen Shipyard, or maybe CDM holding, is planning an modernization of €105 million, but financing is unsure.
I've planned such a thing for myself since years, but keep running into the very same problem.
2026-10-15

No End to It
Now Follow the Money has pointed at a Brazilian gambling mafia club: "Blaze, one of Brazil's most controversial online gambling platforms" yearly generating hundreds of millions of €uros. For a Dutch and USA entrepreneur, that is; Brazilian customers complain Blaze fails to pay out to winners or show account balances, with 15 lawsuits running.
Curaçao is crucial for Blaze's operations. Nice huh?
2026-10-15

New Trend
On the X site, hundreds of posts have started appearing with the text:
I'm Not Jewish and I'm a Zionist
I heartily concur. Please pass it on. And if you don't like it, you know where you can put it.

By now it starts to looks like a moot question: will 6 years from now Europe celebrate the memory of Charles Martel's battle of July 745 (or maybe 732, who really cares?) when an 80,000 large Muslim army was kicked out of France by Charles Martel's army and, leaving all robbed loot behind, fled to safety behind the Pyrenees?
2026-10-14

Oh, Great
CBCS central bank forecasts a 2.8% tourism growth this year, slightly better higher than their last forecast. But next year it's only 2.3%.
Then again, international trade tensions could reduce the 2026 figure to 2.3% while inflation grows to 3%.
So? Good question to which I have no answer either.
2026-10-14

Could Be
CBCS central bank sees opportunities for economic development with the changed Venezuela situation: oil storage, logistics, port and marine services. Sure there are, now it remains to be seen if it works out.
2026-10-14

Oh, We're Used to that
Tonight will be another night of those where Aqualectra reverts to load shedding, beurtkrag. After promise upon promise that it had all been fixed.
But what sucker believes that by now?
2026-10-14

Not Yet
May after all take months before Bolo Mudbelly files a criminal complaint, as announced in July "within a week," against CGA gambling authority. First, the board itself must have a chance to delve into the matter.
2026-10-14

That's Better
A list of six vulnerabilities we should be aware of in Curaçao Chronicle. Main conclusion, watch out for China taking advantage of those. But also, we're much more dependent on the USA and Europe. Sure. Keep it that way.
As long as Islam doesn't take over, as it already has done in large parts of Europe; and is working on it in the USA. Then it's goodbye.
2026-10-13

Just Stop B.S.
Another report worrying about the supply of energy to the island: it must be replaced by other sources, all impractical as has been proven by now. Nothing like fossil fuels or nuclear. Which will have to be imported; just like food and other commodities.
Let's try and become realistic, can't we?
2026-10-13

Better Watch those Chinese
A veritable deluge of items in Curaçao Chronicle on our favorite neo-colonial country, even though it mostly isn't looked at in that way: Communist China.
Underground banking by Chinese individuals limits the kingdom's ability to check illicit money flows.
At least 68 Chinese companies are listed on the (since 2009) Dutch Caribbean Securities Exchange (DCSX) which makes it the only stock market outside China where the majority of listed companies is Chinese. Well well. But many of them are out for non-compliance (how? dunno) or not paying fees.
But the tries of Chinese (communist) state companies to establish a lasting presence here have failed. Like in the refinery and solar farms, together with Aqualectra. Good; as long as it lasts. Keep 'em out. This is one sphere where it's a definite advantage we're so small, thus of little interest.
One rare good thing about the shift to tourism: that has been a disappointment for Beijing where a beady eye was out on the refinery, our proximity to Venezuela and the Bullenbaai deepwater harbor; all possibilities for an energy and logistics hub.
The actions of the USA with president Trump must have helped as well.
Figures differ, but the Curaçao Chinese Business Association counts 6000-7000 people of Chinese descent running 300 to 400 supermarkets. But our own count says by far most of them are 2nd or 3rd generation descendants and have the Dutch nationality; which sounds much better. Many don't want to have anything to do with their communist Heimat.
Hey, how about laundries and restaurants?
2026-10-13

Striking
3 strikes and you're out! But Curaçao finds itself 11 times on a restricted-country list of 14 casinos. But relax—that doesn't mean Curaçao-licensed operators may accept gamblers in every country.
2026-10-13

Promising Promises
FKP social housing presents great plans to CFT financial supervision: during the coming 15 years, about 14,000 new houses will be built at 8 locations. And FKP is working on old yearly accounts; they've progressed until 2018 already! 2019 and 2020 will be presented before this year's end.
As far as I remember, all those new homes will not fill the gap by a long way.
2026-10-13

Big Fat Yawn
All our Great Bleeders had something to say on the Failed Nation Day, but like you'd expect: a lot of superheated air and nothing they haven't said already. Lots of times.
Now please DO something for a change. For us, for a welcome change.
2026-10-12

Failed Nation Day
It's 10/10, so we have to celebrate our glorious independence since, I hate to remind you, 10/10/10. Hang out the flags and count the Dutch loans!
And don't mind all those nasty articles, the sun keeps shining. Much too heavily these days in my opinion, but that's another matter.
2026-10-10

Dutch Credit
Now, it's 4.1 billion guilders, or 57% of our GDP gross domestic product. It has been worse; small consolation.
Because in 2030, 370 million will mature—will have to be paid back; and in 2035 475m and in 2040 582m. Which altogether is over 1.4 billion.
Doesn't look good at all; remember, in 2025 Holland had to refinance 80 million out of a 140m loan.
2026-10-10

But Where?
curaçao.nu has a pretty solid article on corruption and what it does to us. Nothing good, if ya didn't know yet. And the headline is, "If Holland doesn't help us, then if need be we "try internationally."
Alas, it doesn't tell us where, then.
2026-10-10

Good Question, No Answer
Curaçao Chronicle wonders, as they well might, what about the damage to businesses caused by wrong tax assessments? Which may be the rule rather than the exception for all I know. And a too high assessment will have to be fought, which results in extra costs for businesses and private taxpayers as well.
A legal right to object is not enough, concludes Central Bank. Tax administration must also "protect taxpayers against incorrect assessments and disproportionate enforcement." Hear, hear. Dream on...
2026-10-10

Port Problems
None right now, but if we get a serious one here, that means other islands (Bonaire, Saba and Sint Eustatius) will run into problems as a lot of their medicine, fuel and food comes in via Curaçao.
Who again thought it a bright idea to dismantle the Netherlands Antilles? Politicians, and there you have it.
2026-10-10

Gast My Flabber
CGA gambling authority has kicked out Maltese Random Consulting online platform after the recent hack by a German journalist. Will wonders never cease! But no worries, this will not affect the validity of licensed gambling operators. Whatever that means; if anybody knows.
2026-10-10

An Orgy of Lies
That's what the SEHOSpital affair is starting to sound like. The bankruptcy trustee who sold the complex for 10 million now claims that the government offer of 15 million only came in on October 6; the day the sale of October 2 had been announced to them.
Interestingly, the government did offer 11 million before the 10 million sale went through. But they didn't "satisfactorily" show where the money would come from. (From us, as always, where else?)
Also, says the trustee, the plans by Otrabanda Village had a broader redevelopment proposal than the government's which was a factor in selling to them. Believe it or not, that's what he says.
2026-10-09

PAR asks the same question:
What's in it for us? In tourism of course. The answer, PAR, is "nothing much." Except high prices and crime, plus being forced to adapt our style of living. PAR wants government intervention to give the people more financial security. Fat chance.
2026-10-09

Drowning Tourists
Hey, shit happens all the time. People go swimming, some will drown. Now several MPs want life buoys, signs with instructions on first aid measures, and emergency numbers, and even permanent life guards on our beaches. Another aspect of the tourist trade that will cost us money; not that I feel that should be a reason of withholding those things.
They don't only drown, they have accidents all over all of the time. And let's face it, often because of clumsiness and plain old foolhardiness. People are human.
2026-10-09

Quoth the Raven
"Nevermore" or rather, "Forever." Dutch political party JA21 wants to know when "reform packages" for Curaçao, Aruba and St. Maarten will no longer be necessary. VVD is curious about the same.
Not with these governments, that's for sure. As long as the money keeps coming, they will go on filling their pockets.
2026-10-09

Hopeless
PAR's Girigorie says the island is approaching a breaking point: a growing crime wave, public disorder and dangerous, chaotic, traffic.
He wants immediate action (hah!) by justice minister Hato to take measures to restore security and social order. It may be only my opinion (but many people will agree), that there's no way Hato can accomplish that, not even certainly not working with these cabinet colleagues.
2026-10-09

The Answer Is: "Can't"
Now even CASHA tourist industry club wants "major projects" stopped until the government can guarantee "additional electricity, water, sewage capacity, roads and other infrastructure needed to support rapid growth."
They can want that, but it's a safe bet it won't help. Full steam ahead!
Also, only "major" projects? All those smaller ones all over the place combined will make us run into the same problems. We've done so already, obviously.
2026-10-09

Let's Do It
In Florida USA there's a law now that makes out-of-state house owners pay much higher property taxes than people do who actually live there. Which relieves or even eliminates property tax for in-state residents.
An American who has a second house in Canadian Toronto or Montreal also pays a lot more than a Canadian house owner.
What are we waiting for? Hey, finance minister, here's a rare chance to make yourself popular!
Except with those bloody foreigners, true. Well, let 'em eat cheese.
But the hang-up of course is, even if our government decides to screw those foreigners, they won't relieve us from paying property tax.
2026-10-08

Campo Reopening?
M*F*K MP Monte also asks when and how Campo Alegre will be reopened as a prostitution center. Which of course was the government's idea all the time, you bet—in spite of announced other plans.
2026-10-08

Sue the BAStards!
Only, this time it's a minister, Mudbelly Cooper, who wants to sue the SEHOSpital curator for selling the property for much less than the government was willing to pay. Which certainly is a skunk-act.
2026-10-08

Huh?
M*F*K MP Monte asks if the Pias government is still planning to restart the refinery, and if so, when and how.
He says the public needs to be better informed. Well, yes, I'd think so. That the Clowns have not let it go yet (even though they might theoretically have good reasons) would certainly be amazing.
2026-10-08

Like, the Government?
All islands of the former Netherlands Antilles lack the capacity to cope with major and prolonged disasters. No, that doesn't mean the government, though that still remains Problema Numero Uno. Talk about prolonged: it's chronic! There are weaknesses in medical capacity, crisis staffing, communications, logistics, emergency shelter and transportation. Is that all?
But no problem, mon: two emergency hubs are proposed, one in the Leeward and one in the Windward islands. When they'll be there I couldn't say.
2026-10-07

And More Coming
No doubt. Aqualectra warns for more load shedding; the situation is "delicate." But relax, it won't take longer than three hours. Where and when they don't say.
In other sources they say 5 hours. Ah well.
2026-10-07

Surprise!
Starlink did receive a concession to operate on Curaçao after all. More details to follow later.
2026-10-07

Pungent Stink
Instead of selling old SEHOSpital building to the government for 15 million guilders, the property was sold to Otrabanda Village (read: Filipini) for only 10 million. Who then made 3 million just like that by selling it to the government for 13 million; but not before part was sold to Kunuku Aqua Resort for 4 million.
The way I figure from what I read, so that BAStard made 7m profit on a 10m investment. Not bad at all, even if you subtract the costs of doing business.
As you thought already, documentation is scarce. It's not even clear what exactly the government has bought. Do they know themselves?
Will we ever learn what has been going on?
2026-10-07

What Else
The government will contribute to C***-Post to compensate for its structural deficiencies.
How much that will be and how large those deficiencies are we're not told. Does anybody really know, anyway?
2026-10-06

Question Mark
VVRP ministry wants to "formalize" 90% of illegal terrain occupations. What that exactly means? Part of it is said to be clearing; and the other part? Legalizing, is the only guess I can make. Begs the question, which part is how large?
2026-10-06

Fooled Me
Contrary to what I and many others thought, life in Curaçao hasn't grown more expensive in August, says CBS statistics. Residence has grown more expensive, but transport went down.
Surely we'll do better next month.
2026-10-06

Still More
They keep finding out new ways to attract more tourists. Now it's Corendon organizing special "padel" tours. What's padel, fer cryin' out loud? I looked it up.
2026-10-06

And, Then Again...
"Curaçao's AOV old-age pension system could accumulate a financing shortfall of more than XCG 492 million between 2026 and 2030" Curaçao Chronicle lets us know. Then again, it could be even more: in the same vein, economist Faneyte warns this depends on several factors, one of which is that payments are largely supposed to come from the Tourist Tax.
And what if that tourism collapses? Hey, I don't know; but more to the point, neither do those supposedly in charge.
And 492m is a lot more than the 126m expected, in the first place.
2026-10-06

Gone
It looks like definite and final: the old SEHOSpital buildings are taken over by the government. Now we can only wait and see what they're gonna do with 'em, which doesn't look really good as that Bas Filipini of Otrabanda Vastgoed is involved.
Maybe turn it into a replacement of Campo Alegre? At least it would be much more centralized.
2026-10-04

What a Relief
Aqualectra has enough capacity to meet growing power demands until 2035, we're reassured.
Too bad they don't have enough right now.
2026-10-04

6 Months
Then we'll have drastic changes in Selikor's functioning" we're promised. If only by a politician, and that only M*F*K PM Prick Pias. And he also says there presently are almost no incentives to separate trash and almost no sorting installations, while the oven for burning medical and dangerous trash doesn't function.
The recent fire was allowed to burn out "under control" (?) as water won't work for this sort of fire and there was not enough extinguishing stuff. Great! And "it's important for Selikor to acquire a tire-shredder, so less tires will be stored on the terrain." You may well ask if tire shreds don't burn; and also, wouldn't shredding them be a first step in recycling them—as we were told was happening already?
2026-10-04

Of Course
Lots of media excitement because the Mighty Kings of Orange have always supported and made pots'o'money on slavery. As if we didn't know all the time.
2026-10-03

Grow It Must
CHATA tourism club warns that tourism cannot keep growing at its present pace. (Of course it will not do so indefinitely, but for now it will.) So we should look for "visitors who respect the destination and contribute positively to its development."
Keep on looking, and meanwhile, keep them coming as they are.
2026-10-03

Only too Typical
Economy has grown with 5.1%; catering/hotels sector with 10.8% in 2025.
And education shrunk with 9.7%.
2026-10-03

Law Behind Facts
AOV welfare pension payments have been adapted to 1000 guilders/month but not the law stipulating this. SER social-economic council thinks this should be adapted. Whimperers. That's how we do things here!
2026-10-03

Old Story, Never Tires
Just one line from Curaçao Chronicle says it all: "More than four in ten online gaming licenses appearing in the Curaçao Gaming Authority's latest public register are still marked "Assessment in progress," and almost all of those entries carry expiry dates that have already passed."
That CGA is really on its toes, isn't it? You must understand, they in essence work for the government. Or for the mafia, you say? What's the difference!
2026-10-02

"Temporary Relief"
Is what the restaurants ask from the government. They can't afford the high water and electricity tariffs, poor babies. And they can't raise their prices, because they are too expensive already. Locals won't be able to afford eating out anymore, and neither will tourists.
So? Must we subsidize rich folks and tourists eating out and ourselves continue to pay outrageous bills?
2026-10-02

"No Idea"
That's how to characterize CBCS central bank's report that it's impossible to measure how much taxes are not at all or partly unpaid. Proper data are just lacking. And, adds CBCS, this year's higher receipts may just be caused by inflation and not by better tax office controls and other measures.
2026-09-30

That's How
Some as yet unknown company delivered hazardous and flammable materials at the Malpais landfill without notification as it should have done, which resulted in an explosion with a spectacular fire following.
What caused the explosion is a question that doesn't seem to be asked. Yet?
2026-09-30

High Tariffs
MAN proposes income compensation for low-income households that will be hit extra hard by the new water and electricity tariffs. Not a word about how much that would cost or high the proposed eligibility threshold should be. Cheapo politics.
PAR goes for another approach: just cancel the new higher rates. At least, they realistically ask the government to show how the rates were figured out, and also point at Aqualectra's 24.25 million guilders 2025 profit.
2026-09-30

There We Go Again: Ferries
Aruba and Curaçao have been discussing for ten years already how to come to an inter-island ferry service, with dead ends reached all the time. Now a certain Desmond Mills is trying to get 'em to go for one again. A catamaran for 300-400 passengers, no less. One of his arguments is, it may seduce tourists (of which he is one) to prolong their stay.
Spare us. Any more bright ideas?
2026-09-30

Because It's an Effort, Got It?
M*F*K MP Monte asks why it takes so long for new laws to get drawn up and accepted. He asks if this process must be structured a different way.
Will that help?
2026-09-30

Good Advice

And to think Royal Shell invested the large fortune for us! But after take-over our clowns were unable to even keep it going.
2026-09-29

Fine; Do It
Mudbelly Cooper thinks the medical specialists should be scratched out of the LNT Landsverordening normering topinkomens [law top incomes] that says nobody may earn more than our worthless PM. Great. It is resulting in many of them taking their leave and planning to split for greener pastures.
Why stop there? Some people would say anybody should be able to earn more than that clown. That's putting it too strong. Maybe.
2026-09-29

We're Rich!
"Vulnerable" people will get an extension of their extra 100 guilders/month allowance for 3 more months.
2026-09-28

Our Own Fault
Aqualectra had to resort to beurtkrag load shedding again, as the wind force was lower than expected. What then did they expect in this month? Also, the CRU gas generator didn't perform well (a real bitch, that one) and because of the heat we all used ventilators and aircos.
But hey! repairs on the diesel generators are progressing. So by the time the weather cools, there'll be enough juice to go around.
2026-09-28

Leakers Not Liked
Now that it's too late, CGA gaming authority is considering legal action against the scoundrels who had the temerity of exposing their practices. It's all in the open now; won't help. CGA is trying to prevent further exposure, good luck.
Quoting Curaçao Chronicle: "A German court recently ruled in preliminary proceedings involving the Malta Gaming Authority (MGA) and its chief executive, Charles Mizzi, that Wittmann may continue using documents she previously obtained from the Maltese regulator for journalistic reporting." So there. Bad luck!
And the trust sector raises the alarm as well. Their "confidence has been damaged." That may teach 'em: as for us, we never had any to speak of.
2026-09-28

We Feel Your Pain
New Yorkers are upset because they pay $0.299 per kilowatt, while the national average is 0.1831. As you know and feel, we pay the equivalent of $.40535 or more. Price going up next Thursday.
2026-09-27

Whatever
CBCS central bank has adjusted 2027 expected economy growth to 2.3%, with inflation 2.4%. So we'll get .1% poorer.
2026-09-27

Spending Beats Investing
Government investments remain far behind the budgeted breakdown: only 31.7 million out of 199.2. CBCS central bank expects part of this backlog will be caught up with in 2027.
Optimists.
2026-09-27

87! It's a Mass Movement
That is how many crew members of cruise ships by now have been arrested in the USA for possessing and dealing in child porno.
Reassuring, no?
2026-09-26

Making Do
As SVB social insurance lacks NI, Natural Intelligence, of course they needed AI to discover fraud.
2026-09-26

Don't See It Happen
M*F*K Monte, who by now makes the impression he can't feel at home in that party, wants a review of the social assistance. Five 2023 reports recommended lowering onderstand benefits to 30% of the minimum wages, and for married couples 52% as a start, later increasing to 70%. And to couple it to inflation.
That I'd like to see, but guess I won't.
Not a word about AOV welfare pensions, though.
2026-09-26

Delay...
MAN/PIN want(s) to delay discussions in parliament abut the LOK [gambling enabling law] until they have had a chance to look into the matter. "The recent developments are extremely serious and are damaging the island's reputation." Such as it is.
A bit late to start clamoring about that. But agreed, no way those minister-crooks could have been stopped. Not with this parliament.
2026-09-26

More Climate Hot Air
Lots of blah-blah these days in High Kingdom Circles about how to save Curaçao (and the other islands) from the dreaded effects of climate change. Now that the public's interest is about zero, leave it to the politicians to start discussing it in all seriousness.
Here's an idea: Just Stop Tourism.
2026-09-25

Who Else?
2Bays has loaned Curoil tens of millions to keep fuel deliveries for Curaçao and Bonaire going. Should have been paid back end 2025, but our minister of economy granted a delay till 2027.
At any rate, we pay for all that. Of course, we're the consumers.
2026-09-25

Up! Up!
Water, electricity and car fuel will become much more expensive next Thursday. Especially water: 71 cents/m^3.
2026-09-25

We Don't Need Somalians
We'll commit healthcare fraud ourselves! SVB social insurance has been using AI (or now maybe SI?) including claims for services by people who don't even have a registration there.
Seems very sloppy to me that they got paid out in the first place, then. Kindly explain how?
2026-09-25

No Limit
Now TUI announces opening a twice-weekly flight next summer; just like Corendon. Just what we needed—NOT.
2026-09-25

A Leak? Better Call It a Dike Breach
Most owners of online gambling houses are from Europe. Much better, "gambling licenses were granted despite unresolved questions about company ownership" which looks bad for CGA and Finance Ministry, both involved. An "unauthorized user gained access to its online gaming licensing portal using an account created under a false identity and remained active in the system from December 2025 until September 2026"—that must have been Follow the Money.
All this resulted in "a privately administered international licensing system with little direct state supervision." Which I'm convinced was the idea from the very start. It was "enormously attractive to international operators" including some "that were unable or unwilling to obtain licenses in the countries where their customers were located." And despite the new LOK law, "the question is whether that regulation is sufficiently rigorous."
All this info comes from Curaçao Chronicle, even though curaçao.nu's Dick Drayer played a role in getting the facts on the table.
2026-09-24

It's a record!
Only the media won't tell you (it's good news, so not of interest), so I'll pass it on: This is the first year since 2026 when by September 21 (already almost a week ago) there was not a single Atlantic hurricane.
2026-09-24

Again...
Tourism went up 10% with 580,000 stay-overs in the first 8 months of this year. And CHATA says the hotel boom must be matched by wastewater, energy and infrastructure investment.
Only, it isn't.
Amigoe says the "carrying capacity" will be the base of the new tourism policy. What a joke, only not funny: we're far past that point.
2026-09-24

Heh Heh
30 Trust offices represent hundreds of online gambling mafiosi corporations. 3 of 'em represent at least 50. Is what Follow the Money found out. As the real owners are often unknown, that could expose Curaçao to money laundering and organized crime. Gee, ya think?
And I here thinking that was the name of the game!
But don't panic (unless you're one of them)! The identities of hundreds of them have now been revealed: 800 connected to 650 operations. curaçao.nu's Dick Drayer played some role in the investigation (behind a paywall).
2026-09-23

Yeah, It Is Suspicuous
The police think so after a man was found dead in Sorsaka, "lying in a pool of blood." They are now looking for a woman in a rental car who left shortly before then at high speed, crashing through a barrier.
Just maybe she has something to do with it?
The car has been found.
2026-09-23

Floppity Flop
A government real estate program has been canceled after €533,000 (well over a million guilders) was spent on it. By Holland. Even though work had come to a "complete standstill" in 2025, funding continued regardless; €225,000 in 2025.
Oh, where did it go?
2026-09-23

Leave It to Him
M*F*K PM Prick Pisas wastes his time by addressing the United Nations on the dangers for small islands of sea level rising.
The bearded weirdo is accompanied by at least 3 persons; at least, that's how many we're told about; from September 20 to 26.
2026-09-23

Hand Me My Barf-Bag, Please
The future growth of tourism will be regulated by the principle (big word) "High Value, Low Impact." Don't make me sick. Meanwhile, 7100 new tourist apartments in 29 projects have already been announced; a growth from 12,000 rooms in 2025 in 19,500 in 2030.
Then, the new Corendon flight Düsseldorf-CUR attracts mostly more Dutch kaaskoppen (2 out of 3). Surprise, NOT.
2026-09-23

Say...
We hear precious little about that concession Starlink satellite ISP was supposed to get by now. Or rather, within 2 weeks from August 25, and it's almost a fortnight later already.
Is this a plot? Doctor, where are my paranoia pills!
2026-09-22

Something Else, Entirely
RvA advisory council worries that some instances may get double subsidies! From SOAW social ministry and SVB social insurance.
Much better than getting nothing...
2026-09-22

All I Need to Know
CGA gambling authority has licensed online gambling companies without having adequate information on them. Which info turns up only after CGA has been hacked by FTM Follow the Money.
Really, I don't care what details CGA skipped. We all suspected all the time they did and hey! it's so.
2026-09-22

Keep It Up
Curaçao will remain in debt to Holland until 2055. If no more loans are granted. Which means a necessary connection between the two parties.
End colonialism, anyone?
2026-09-22

But That's Work!
Tourism consultant Micheletti thinks the government should investigate the vacation rental business first and collect the probably unpaid tax amounts due, rather than install an incoming tourist fee of $75 starting in 2027.
This can only result in not damming in the growing tsunami. Thanks, Micheletti.
2026-09-21

Oh, Where Did It Go?
Since 2024, Holland has paid half a million €uris for a new real estate branch of the Curaçao government. But nothing happened. Except, of course, the money came in and... yeah, what then? We'd all like to know.
Except maybe some people in said government.
2026-09-21

Playing Monopoly
Only PADI-associated diving schools may offer diving courses; others are not licensed. Is what PADI says, leaving other diving schools in the lurch.
They protest.
2026-09-21

No! No! Don't Investigate
Parliament my ask for an independent investigation into the management and Supervisory Board of 2BAYS, but the government isn't ready for that. 'Course not! Who knows what may turn up then! Maybe even the government or 2Bays don't really know.
2026-09-21

Good to Know
Not that it happened: a teacher was wounded with a knife by a pupil. Not much else is known, except that the ministry said it respects the right of employees to organize and voice their concerns.
I guess that's something. If you get stuck up like a pig, you at least may voice your concerns.
2026-09-21

Now That
CGA gaming authority is investigating how its portal has been accessed with no authorization. Yeah, I'm sure that's interesting. Maybe we'll hear more about it later? We'd sure like to. And about the consequences.
2026-09-19

Must Have Changed
"The Waterfort Plaza master plan was met with strong interest and largely positive feedback" we read in Curaçao Chronicle. Which makes you hope the plans have been changed. But can't tell you more right now; hopefully, not much later.
2026-09-19

Only €1.44 Billion
That's the debt Curaçao has to the Netherlands now. (There were just added several tens of millions to it, too.) It will take several decades to pay that off.
Not to mention how much will be added to it in the meantime.
2026-09-19

Why Should They?
Buskabaai admits they're responsible for sanitizing the so-called Acid Tar Pits but didn't reserve any money for that in their yearly budgets.
After all, who really cares? Of those in power, I mean.
2026-09-19

Al Gore, Call Your Office
One of Gore's predictions in that awful panic and doom raising film An Unconvenient Truth was we'd get a tsunami of hurricanes caused by global warming. He even showed an image of 3 at once trampling each other to death, as I remember.
Well, now we hear that global warming oops rebranded climate change has resulted in the season-sans-hurricanes we are experiencing now. From The Washington Post, that bastion of truth, no less.
That's science, folks! What is passed for it these days.
2026-09-18

Buskabaai? Asphalt Lake?
In spite of the published plans that we will have great developments there, the management will not say if the present sanitation will result in a safe building or maritime environment.
And how possibly could they?
Management says there are reports on that, but doesn't feel like sharing them with curaçao.nu. Asphalt-like transparency.
2026-09-18

That's Logical
Over 1000 drivers leave the location of an accident they caused. Well, that figures: many have no driver's license, and many have no insurance either. Or neither.
2661 drivers couldn't show an insurance document at all in 2025, and 1462 had an expired document. That's of those who stuck around.
Fits right in with police controls: 46% of all stopped cars didn't have all proper papers. This sounds worse than it is; it looks like police prefer stopping cars they somehow don't trust.
But the government carries a large part of the responsibility, as many recommendations that should improve the situation are just not followed up on.
2026-09-18

No Fooling?
We're still allowed to use solar panels for our own electricity production! So, presumably, are hotels and such. Even though the final development studies will only be finished by the end of this year.
2026-09-17

Oh that's How
We have been wondering who's paying for the 2Bays-CRU losses. Now it's clear: we of course, who else? "Partly" via the car fuel prices.
Total loss is now over 300 million guilders and growing, of which 2Bays "doesn't expect to get anything back." They got that straight.
Neither will we.
2026-09-17

Once Again
Don't get sick: CMC hospital sees a November budget deficiency coming of 30 million guilders. The government may claim that it has been taken care of, but it's not.
2026-09-17

Oh, Great; Even Greater
3 out of 10 babies born in Curaçao have one or two parents who are undocumented illegal. But it's only an estimate; CBS statistics doesn't record it. Also, many parents don't have the birth registered for fear the government will take note of them.
2026-09-17

Zakitó: Nothing's Sure
Only that it's a mess. As regards use of the lagoon and the drawbridge, developer Kiolle says that it remains in government's hands, but may be transferred to exploiter The View later. What's the difference? Nothing is known about what rights and what conditions.
And the beach and coastal zone will remain accessible to the public; is at least what Kiolle promises.
The removed mangroves, according to Kiolle, are 8% of what there was before it all started. Is again what he says; nobody else seems to have been counting. And that only concerns what was removed for the marina; for what has been killed for the high-rise apartments there's "no formal replanting obligation."
2026-09-17

Not Good
Court has decided that online casinos may stipulate in their conditions that payment claims are not transferable to third parties.
Which makes it of no use for them to have the casinos sued by SBGOK, for example. We're talking tens of thousands of dollars here.
2026-09-17

Can't They?
No, they can't: Cft cannot track Curaçao's online gambling and casino fee revenue from latest financial report.
That figures. Betcha it's on purpose so.
2026-09-16

Stay Away. Get Lost
You're bad news! "Chinese Consul-General Pledges Deeper Cooperation With Curaçao and Dutch Caribbean" is the headline, which is just about the last thing we want. Name me one country that isn't sorry there's a Communist Party in power; you can't. And I include China.
2026-09-16

Wait for It
A sign will shortly be erected at the Malpais landfill entrance: "Full"! Only 11% of its original capacity is left. This while the trash left behind by tourists will have doubled by 2030. "The fast growth of tourism threatens to further speed up the waste problem" writes curaçao.nu. Tourists produced 3.5 times as much trash as locals.
One more tourism problem, writes curaçao.nu. Not that we need any.
They should put that sign up at the harbor and airport, wot you teenk?
2026-09-15

Meddling
We've learned it from the Dutch, real champs at it. MAN-PIN proposes 5 (five!) beach categories: Natural - Quiet - Recreational - Tourist - Multifunctional.
I imagine we'll get signs at the beach entrances explaining, with a lot of text, how and what to puzzled visitors. Then, who will control all that? Ah! still more soiled rats.
Another proposal is that the government should buy all private grounds we have to pass over to get to a beach, guaranteeing free entrance. Discussions and suggestions are welcome.
There has been a demonstration at Playa Marichi, right smack in the middle of Willemstad but part of a recently built hotel, with the slogan "Nos ta tuma nos playanan bèk" — "We are taking back our beaches". I don't know how many people were there.
2026-09-15

Confirmed
"Curaçao Has Highest Tax and Social Premium Burden in the Dutch Kingdom at Around 42% of GDP" is the Curaçao Chronicle headline.
And we don't get much back for it, either.
Curaçao Chronicle tells us that this doesn't mean we all pay that much. No, but together we do and it still cuts into our income.
2026-09-15

Why Worried?
The 2027 government budget goes up with about 7%: from 2 billion to 2.2 billion guilders. curaçao.nu shows a sort of breakdown, but I don't think it worth while to show it.
Both CFT financial supervision and RvA advisory council have their problems with it as well; a large part of the costs is structural. In other words, we're stuck with 'em; that's why worried.
2026-09-14

Not Enough
40% more will be used to maintain the roads next year; 75 million guilders instead of 40m.
No, that's not nearly enough, seeing how little is accomplished with this year's budget.
2026-09-14

3 Destinations
For Campo Alegre, bought by the government in 2023. What's in a name? It's claimed they bought not the bordello, but Kunuku Hatun, on which Campo Alegre coincidentally happened to be active. RvA advisory council couldn't find out what the final destination was supposed to be.
Budget for re-development maintenance and security can't be found either.
Oh, those 3 destinations? 1/ A living- and care center for oldies (those who can afford it); 2/ a prostitution center exploited by a third party; 3/ a digital hub.
Betcha 2 wins.
2026-09-13

Accessible Beaches
Questions about this in Parliament to M*F*K PM Prick Pias and Bolo Mudbelly. I've described the problems, so why tiresomely repeat myself? And we would be highly surprised if a for the people satisfactory solution will be found.
Tourism first! Damn the torpedoes. And the people.
Bolo Mudbelly looks like he's been reducing his weight. Should I change his nickname? NEVER!
2026-09-13

You'll Never Guess
Or maybe you will. Doesn't take much guesswork: AOV fund is short 2.6m guilders this year, but that looks like it will be 45.1m in 2030. So our esteemed government is looking at how to fulfill its legal obligations what to do about it it.
The minimum receiving age will go up. Premiums will go up (is at least one thing the oldies won't be burdened with). Indexing rules will be "adapted"—uh oh: payments will not follow price levels any longer. (Not that they do so now.)
2026-09-13

Where they Go
Parliament members: this week in Santo Domingo, next on the list is Chile. Become an MP and see the world!
2026-09-12

Pfft
A guy Buther explains in Curaçao Chronicle that not to worry, "what goes up must come down" so real estate values will crash again. Somewhere in the future mists of time.
A fat lot of good that does now.
That cliché does not apply to taxes, as we all know.
2026-09-12

Good? Depends
From an economy growth of 5.0% in 2024 and 5.1% in 2025, CBCS central bank now projects 2.7% for this year and 2.3% in 2027 and 2.1% in 2028/9 and 2.0% in 2030. 2027 inflation is projected at 2.3%, so that won't do any good; if correct at all.
"Nominal" 2027 economic growth is expected to be 4.6%. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
2026-09-12

So How?
2Bays and CRU deny CRU paid $200,000 to help the USA-Venezuela oil deal along.
Burning question remaining, as they don't deny the sum has been paid: so where did it come from?
2026-09-12

Fine
In 2027 government personnel costs will rise from 2025 483.6 million to 2027 563.6 guilders; say 16% more. 744 vacancies will then have been filled.
At least, they won't have any problems of getting below the poverty line.
And no worries, the government still projects a budget surplus for 2027. "That'd be a miracle for sure."
2026-09-12

Fire Quenched
Not completely. But the Malpais Landfill is in use again, after the fire, provided the dumpers follow alternative routes and keep to instructions.
2026-09-12

Better Go Check
People can get a look at the "revised" Waterfort Plaza plans on 4:00 p.m., 5:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m. at the Road2Plaza Information Center, located at Gomezplein 5.
2026-09-11

"Recycled" Huh?
An enormous fire looking like WWIII broke out, yesterday at Malpais landfill. People living around there are well advised to keep their windows and doors closed. Let's hope they have airco and that Aqualectra will keep working for a change.
The fire started in the place where old tires are "recycled" which is the first we ever heard of that. Looks like just a big dump. Hopefully I'm wrong. But extinguishing that is a job that would take more time and water than I'd care to guess. What we're told is "a couple of days."
Stay positive and look on the bright side: maybe the date when Malpais is full will now be delayed for a few years.
2026-09-11

Wince along with Me
Now we're told that the Waterfort Plaza plans mean an important improvement on the present situation. Which admittedly is nothing to rave about.
The plans do look different from what we were shown before. They should. But... what can we do but wait for it?
2026-09-10

Better than Nothing
Only half of proposed measures to improve traffic safety has been executed from 2027-2025.
Stop your whining, be thankful it's even that much!
2026-09-10

Money to Malta
For some reason, which Staten/parliament (and we) would like to know more about, 8.3 million guilders was paid by CGA gambling authority to Malta for "work" around the gambling sector. To whom? What for?
Again it's M*F*K Monte. Better watch it Monte, before your party kicks you out as a traitor.
2026-09-10

Promising
The new tourist tax must evolve into one of the most important income sources for the country. Which of course means that the government will not attempt to put the brakes on, however much the people may resent and protest.
Next year, they count on 82 million and in 2030 on 126 million guilders.
Amigoe has some interesting figures. In 2025, with 9.85 visitors/resident, the limit of 5 was already exceeded almost twice. In 2030 it's expected to become 14.91. The limit of 3000 visitors/sq.km. was exceeded as well with 3458.
2026-09-10

Spare Us
More blah-blah about a comprehensive national energy policy in the government's priorities for the 2026-2027 parliamentary year, expressed in a speech by governor de Kort. The objective is an energy system that is more reliable while keeping tariffs affordable and sustainable.
Wuddayamean, "keeping"?"
Included is the transition from fossil fuels to "sustainable, renewable energy sources." Spare us, we've had belly-fulls of that.
2026-09-10

U$A
Curaçao's Refinery Utilities CRU paid the lion's share, $200,000 into a USA influence campaign in Venezuela linked to Global Oil. This is not really kosher, as CRU is government-owned; even if Chevron, Fidera and Mangart Capital Management plus a Taiwanese company also paid a total of 280K.
2026-09-10

They're Looking at IT
Government is reviewing AOV (first time after 2013). Economic progress must be visible in residents' daily life, they say.
If only reviewing meant doing something about it.
2026-09-10

Not ONE Hurricane
Almost half September already, so the season is half over. And there has been not a single Atlantic hurricane. As yet, there's that.
The quietest season since satellite tracking began 60 years ago.
2026-09-10

Is What We Want, Too
The government wants the economic growth to become more perceptible for the people. They want other sectors contributing more to the economy than tourism alone—which doesn't do so much for us, al contrali.
Now try to push that for most welcome change. Maybe the Schottegat plans will help. Maybe. Not impossibly.
"More tourism is not enough" they say. Ya betcha, it's way too much!
2026-09-09

2Bays in Trouble!
Only now? you ask. Yes, because both Global Oil (asphalt, remember?—No? Small wonder) and Curoil fail to meet their obligations. "Pressure on liquidity" results. And I here thinking they were frozen like an engine block with no oil left long since (a very appropriate simile, come to think of it).
2026-09-09

Doesn't Help. Not Really
The temporary extra 100 guilders for the less affluent oldies receiving AOV has been prolonged; for how long we don't know.
Meanwhile MAN party is accusing the M*F*K government of illegitimately not having raised the welfare pension to 1050/month as, following the law, they should have following the economy since 2021.
CBS Statistics is blamed for not being able exactly to calculate the August-to-August growth figures.
2026-09-09

Is That So?
Now we're told that Bullenbaai oil terminal is fully operational.
We don't know if that's correct (how can we? after all that controversial information we got).
Oh wait, "it's operating its available storage capacity" says Curaçao Chronicle. So there you are. How much is "available"?
2026-09-09

Fine, But...
... is that a good reason? PAR wants to abolish inheritance tax (which is really low here compared to many other countries) because "revenues fall far below budget." In fact, in recent years about a third of estimations.
Problem is, you may inherit some real estate but that's taxed at a far higher rate than it used to be (tourism and foreign buyers, you know) and so you have no money to pay for that.
Privately, I think any form of inheritance tax is a rip-off by the government, in the first place.
2026-09-08

You Must Have Patience
We may have a splendid new CMC hospital, but waiting times for health care are 5 times those in OECD countries.
What the hell are those? you ask. I did and checked it out for you: 38 countries united (?) in The Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development.
Where waiting times are not so short to start with; you read many complaints about that.
2026-09-08

Rental Prices
And buying prices for homes are too high as well: Consumers' Foundation points out that more and more complaints come in there on availability, affordability and hiring conditions. More and more often prices are asked that are based on the free market developments (tourism, anyone?) without considering the financial resources of local renters.
This will get worse, as we are all convinced. Until the tourist market collapses—hopefully, inevitably but at any rate, only when it's too late.
2026-09-07

Hope It Helps
The government is working on improving the subsidy system. Details not here, it's in a premature stage anyway. In fact, it's there already but introduction has been delayed because the Law Financial Management has to be adapted first.
One thing's for sure, it's sorely needed.
2026-09-07

You Don't Say!
"The cost of desalinated water has fallen more than 70% since 1990" writes The Rational Optimist from Abu Dhabi.
So why have we here been paying more and more since then?
We all know the answer, sadly enough.
2026-09-06

A Load of Bullshit
Amigoe has an article on what to do to lighten the tourism load of crap. Too bad it's a heavy heap of more of the same. Based on a report for MEO ministry of economic development by Sustainable Travel International (the very words make me shiver) and George Washington University it offers several recommendations, all of which have the same thing in common:
Higher Taxes. On entrance, stays, rentals and foreign-owned apartments. Which will do no one good but our beloved government while it's a very moot question whether it will help even a tiny little bit.
2026-09-06

How Much? Go Figure
How much has that refinery cost us in the past 15 years, when it was kept going, asks Orlando Meulens? The answer is carefully shrouded in mist.
We have a right to know, says Meulens. Sure. Now try to.
2026-09-05

Trouble A-Brewin'? Don't Count on It
To quote Curaçao Chronicle: "... investigations by Play the Game and Josimar raised questions about the global reach of Curaçao-licensed operators, the role of local trust offices and the effectiveness of the island's recently reformed gambling regulations."
There are now more than 10,000 gambling mafia organisations linked to Curaçao. Aren't you proud? Sure beats tourism! Only, just like that pest, nothing much in it for us.
What we suspected all the time: that new law was thought up to serve the mafiosi, not to control them.
2026-09-05

His Own Brother
Curaçaohuis in the Hague, Netherlands may not fire a worker because he filed a corruption claim against his boss and brother, plenipot minister Manuel; so the Dutch court has judged.
One of the items of the claim concerned a taxicab driver, who had to pay Manuel 20% of his fees. (His Excellency himself has been fired already.)
So you help your brother to a no doubt nice cozy job and he bites you in the ass? Viper! Is this gratitude?
2026-09-05

Too Few Brats
The island can't improve its financial management, even after trying oh so hard, because there's not enough personnel to work on it.
So hire new ones, already! We're used to that.
And while the financial reform continues (really? you don't say) the accounting remains years behind. Don't try this at home with the Tax Person.
Or right, you might do try as well.
2026-09-04

Easy Way Out
So now the government wants to buy the old SEHOSpital buildings for the amount of debt with same government bankrupt SEHOS has built up, say 35 million guilders. Saves 'em a cash payment.
Makes you fear the worst, yeah.
And from a "substantial" surplus over the first half of this year, government cash has now fallen by almost 50 million guilders. Come on guys, you can do better than that; there surely still is money in the coffers to spend.
2026-09-04

More Versions of the Same Story
Summing up, ineptitude and mismanagement.
Government, SVB social insurance and APC pension fund show a 70 million guilders difference in their amounts of Curaçao's debt.
2026-09-04

Yawn...
Instead of the expected (by whom?) over 90 million guilders surplus in combined social insurance funds, it has magically turned into a 30 million deficit.
As you'd expect, one of the reasons excuses given is the higher AOV welfare pension. Still not nearly high enough, though.
2026-09-04

Sa. Cruz Beach
Fisherpersons complain that their work is made next to impossible, because of (you'll never guess) the tourism pest. There are already 4 water scooter rental businesses located there. Also, the visitors occupy the fishermen's parking spaces and use the back of their shacks for a toilet.
Several concrete block have been placed in the water to tie the scooters up to. GMN ministry of health, environment and nature has promised several times they'd be removed, but surprise! nothing happens.
Older fishermen sitting around there have been told to bugger off and go sit somewhere else. In Bandariba, the judge has enabled the water scooter businesses to continue their work.
2026-09-03

Gee...
Extra security measures are introduced for the old SEHOSpital building, still awaiting its fate. This finally after several fires were started in there. Before, we were treated to security camera shots of youthful characters strutting 'round in there, giving the cameras the finger.
More cameras will be put in. That will help!
2026-09-03

Holland, Too
Nederlandse Loterij continues its court fight against illegal online lotteries, and includes Curaçao trust office DECC, enabler of Qbet and Skyhills. Lalabet (who thinks up those crazy names? they all tend to fire my paranoia) has been involved as well.
2026-09-03

Nobody Knows
... how many undocumented illegal and/or legal Venezuelans are living here. Estimates are from 3,479 to 6,903. Betcha it's more.
2026-09-03

Shameless
The public is invited to come look at the new plans for the renovation ruination of the Stadhuis. I'm told the designers are actually proud of their efforts.
Don't forget to bring some nice overripe tomatoes.
2026-09-03

Ouch
The government collected 100 million guilders more in taxes last year, compared. Maybe they'll go down now? Dream on, suckers.
Up because of high prices (means, higher sales and car gas tax), tourism growth, more economic activity (building—for tourists etc.) and better tax rules compliance.
2026-09-03

What's in It for Us? Installment XXXN
The tourist boom resulted in a large shortage of personnel in the catering industry, and those needed will have to be imported.
2026-09-02

She Was Right
M*F*K PM Prick Pias now admits that the Bullenbaai oil terminal is only operating at 25% capacity, because of needed repairs.
Why brag, then? Well, he's a politician, if admittedly just a so-so one. It's in the blood.
2026-09-02

So Much for All that
There will no return of a "traditional" oil refinery to the Isla site, says manager Newton. Combined with the Schottegat development plans, the idea is to produce asphalt (but when?) and graphite. Too bad they wasted all those years chasing a dream.
2026-09-02

Sounds Good
Better than more kaaskoppen from Makambia; but then, almost anything sounds better than that. Plans are to develop Buskabaai (the present Asphalt Lake location) enlarging Schottegat's harbor capacity by 1/3rd. Also Ship repair and maintenance facilities (DOK/CDM-Damen Shipyards) are looking to a €100 million investment to enlarge capacity, with an eye on the oil boom expected in Guyana and Suriname.
Buskabaai wouldn't get anywhere before 2030, though.
2026-09-02

Wasted Time and Efforts
Not to mention the money. The idea proposed to turn the refinery into a blending and bunkering facility is in fact five years old, with the 2021 start of Fuel Farms BV.
2026-09-02

Gee, Ya Think?
If we get more hotels but not better sewage accordingly, this may harm tourism in the long run, write water purification expert de Vries in curaçao.nu.
And for us? Don't whine.
2026-09-01

That's Politics, Folks!
Now PAR is accusing M*F*K of turning Isla director Newton from a hero into a scapegoat because the efforts to restart the refinery resulted in zilch-nada. This after M*F*K praised him to high heaven—during the election campaign.
I'd be surprised if any people were surprised by this turnaround.
2026-09-01

Rip-Off Post
C***-Post announces a €3 surcharge on certain packets sent to Europe. With drugs?! No. But we have to pay because, and here it gets interesting, from now on packages with a value below €150 were free of VAT there. This has now been reduced, in certain cases, to €45.
A fine occasion to mention in passing that here, of course, we pay sales tax on practically everything that arrives. The government is hungry, the bastards.
Why we have to pay here extra for costs made in Europe is explained, but not really. Ridic.
2026-09-01

Maybe Bullenbaai
The oil terminal, that is. The USA-Venezuela deal may well result in more business there. As for the refinery, not so much; for now.
Won't help much with traffic jams and all, though.
2026-08-31

For Once
He may be right. Let's hope so. M*F*K PM Prick Pias wants to hook up with the coming Venezuelan oil boom, thanks to the USA plans. Giving 2Bays, the old Isla refinery, a new lease on life. (May take years before that starts to work, anyway.)
Better than the tourist deluge. Traffic jams are getting quite usual; what was a 20 minute trip now easily takes 45. And it wil get worse, soon; much worse.
2026-08-30

So Let Us All Relax
Switch the airco one click lower, already. 28% of the world population has passed the CO₂ peak; that's over half of the global GDP. Going down there.
And what really strikes me as ironic, the richer countries emit less than the others. Goodbye to guilt feelings!
2026-08-29

Oh So Fine
Consumer prices have gone down but inflation remains the same at 1.5%. Count your blessings!
2026-08-29

Capriles Clinic?
Education minister van Heijdoorn just isn't there for 6-8 weeks. For medical reasons.
Let us hope that he's not in the psychiatric clinic. Anyway, nobody will notice the difference if he's there or not. Well, almost nobody.
In fact, he moved to a foreign country and will remain there until he's well again. We're promised to hear more later.
Our best of luck to His Excellency!
2026-08-29

He's Lying!
Claims MAN/PIN MP Mc Williams about M*F*K PM Prick Pias when he says that the Bullenbaai oil terminal tanks are used at full capacity. When she flew over there, she got a different impression.
I couldn't say who's right, sorry.
2026-08-27

Keep 'em Coming!
More and more, no matter if we want them or can take it. Now Aerolineas Argentinas announces 4 weekly flights next summer Buenos Aires-CUR.
2026-08-27

Still On?
I thought that AUA-CUR ferry was out already, but now we read it may be only a temporary setback. At any rate, forget it will start operating next year.
2026-08-27

Don't Waste It
A faulty wind turbine at Koraal Rabak is being repaired, in an effort to fight the coming wind-free period. Good luck, why bother now?
At the same time, I've seen that turbines 6 and 7 at Tera Korá have been out of order for almost a week already, as well.
2026-08-27

Goodbye Now
The Rains of Blessing church has been taken over bij Gi-Ro settlement because of unpaid debts of almost a million guilders.
The pastor, who was arrested for raping of underage females, has already paid his duties in jail and is free again.
2026-08-27

So Let It Die, Already
ATM Antillean TV is doing from bad to worse. Made almost a million loss last year, even more than ever before. Nobody needs 'em... just a propaganda outlet for the government by now, and long since already.
2026-08-26

That's Business, Folks
Consumers' Union has compared personal care prices across pharmacies and found, surprise! enormous differences. Worst was Listerine mouth wash with prices from 10.70-20.90 guilders. But that's far from the only one.
2026-08-26

That's Better?
Maybe, or maybe not. Next year FKP social housing wants to build 370, 5 times the original number of 72, houses for lower and middle incomes under the motto Mi Kas Awor [my house now].
Sounds good? Hmmmm; there are strong and understandable protests already against the plans of building 7 high-rise apartment buildings in Tera Korá. Right smack next to those wind generators, adding injury to insult.
2026-08-26

Will It Help?
Not one tiny miserable little bit. On Saturday August 29 Sin Kabes, Curaçao Nature Conservation en Fundashon Museo Tula will organise a protest meeting in Zakitó against the way parts of Curaçao are being "developed." They worry about nature destruction, high home prices and loss of spots of importance for the island's identity and culture.
They ask people who have similar experiences to come share the protest. Only, curaçao.nu doesn't give us the time and exact location.
2026-08-26

Bad News
Dutch EUclaim organisation, who helped passengers settle claims with airlines after travel problems, has been declared bankrupt. Reason as yet unknown. If another party will take over is not known either.
2026-08-26

Years too Late
Now parliament wants, 14 votes for and 1 against, to inspect the functioning of 2Bays' management (former Isla). Since 2013 40 million guilders was spent wasted, 3 m/year, on finding a party to take over. The announced deal with Oryx/Vigor only resulted in ten million extra costs.
We're not told who was the #$$ voting against.
2026-08-26

Good One; Keep It In
"People of Pallor" as a distinctive name for crackers, honkies and whities as opposed to "People of Color": all the others.
2026-08-25

Let's
In France a proposal is being considered to prohibit use of cellphones in higher education. And why not start at the base?
2026-08-25

How Like Holland
Research of Amsterdam University shows that giant bordello Campo Alegre was set up in 1949 with active support by the Dutch government. To enable the Dutch marines to get their fix in a "recreation center." Financed by Dutch Postspaarbank.
Look before you leap. Vain words to tell politicians, I know, I know.
2026-08-25

No Starlink
Yet? What the hell is going on? It seems Starlink is being sold on Curaçao but there's no concession so it's illegal and RAC regulator announces taking action against sellers. This while the concession is expected to come pretty soon. Like, 2 weeks from now?
To make the point, just now ~09:00 Flow collapsed again. Waiting for the not-so-snappy comeback before I can start uploading.
2026-08-25

What to Do?
CBCS central bank urges Curaçao to broaden the tourist market beyond the Dutch kaaskoppen crowd. Because there may be plenty of trouble in the labor market coming over there, resulting in less money for foreign vacations. Well, we always knew there was that risk.
More efforts should be made to attract visitors from Latin and North America.
2026-08-25

Good for Pietersz
Who's working at the Plenipot Cabinet in den Haag. He calls for an independent investigation into "alleged" misconduct in the Curaçao Dutch representation. Meanwhile, the government is working on getting him fired. But of course, can't have that. Disloyal creep.
2026-08-25

Now We're Told
Aqualectra says the "catastrophic failure" took place in December 2025. Not a peep before the problems hit again; none of our concern and there's always the chance it might work out fine. Not so.
They repaired one generator, so there's a total of four back at work. Capacity had fallen back to 100 out of 140Mw for "conventional" generation (which means, reliable even if there's no wind or sun). How much it is now? Don't ask as they don't tell.
Insurance is said to cover the generator damage. For Aqualectra; not for us, are you crazy or, worse, a fool?
2026-08-25

It's the Heat
Or whatever, that "explains" the hurricane scarcity this year. It's 85% less than "normal" which is a lot less than a bit less. Nobody of the experts saw it coming, of course.
Not that I'm complaining.
2026-08-24

No
There's your answer, MAN/PIN, to the question if Aqualectra can keep up with power needed for all the new hotels and apartments now being built.
2026-08-24

One Again
In the 2027 draft budget the government assumes that in 2030 a 370 million guilders debt will be refinanced by Holland.
But Cft financial supervision says there are no concrete arrangements made for that at all. Yet?
2026-08-24

Sucker!

Infomercial offered by Unified Gambling Mafiosi Unlimited - Curaçao

A European gambler has asked parliament where he can go with a complaint about the gambling mafia, in this case online casino Vavada. Neither CGA gaming authority nor an outfit called CADRE, indicated as an authority by gambling operator Guru gave any response.
The short answer is, "Nowhere."
Don't get me wrong. My heart bleeds for these people who keep trying to get rich and in the process are only fattening the mafia.
"Somebody has to win" they always say. But it's the mafia who does.
2026-08-24

Plenty of Money!
The tax receiver still has to collect 2.5 billion guilders in backward payments. Slightly less than the 2.6 of November last year.
This while much more was collected, 664 million in 2026QI versus 55 (sorry, sure to be more, Typo!) in 2025QI.
Government just added 50 million more to the budget.
2026-08-23

Glad We Were Warned
Otherwise we might have jumped to the conclusion that we were victimized by load shedding/beurtkrag/schakelen again, when Aqualectra cut the power during the hottest hours yesterday afternoon. No airco, which I'm pretty dependent on for medical reasons. Who cares?
It merely must have been a technical failure. Who cares?
2026-08-23

Those Wonderful Cruises (Installment XXX)
11 cruise-ship crew members have been arrested for child-porn offenses. In Boston, USA. Among the ships mentioned is HAL's Volendam, a regular visitor to Willemstad harbor.
2026-08-22

Home Prices Prohibitive
Less and less people can afford them. Normal mortgage prices now are like 2000 guilders/month for a 2-3 bedroom house, costing 350,000 guilders. PAR says government is not doing enough to help out.
They got it all topsy-turvy: government is doing everything in its might to stimulate this by attracting more foreign buyers/renters.
2026-08-22

No Way, Baby
Forget it. M*F*K MP Monte wants both a temporary and a permanent compensation system for persons and businesses, who have been inconvenienced by power failures.
Don't waste time, Monte, please? We won't get any.
2026-08-22

"Clarification"
Curaçao Chronicle By Aqualectra: "Local Power Outages Do Not Necessarily Mean Load Shedding Has Returned."
That's not even good to know; too bad if you're hit by an outage, but that's not schakel, beurtkrag, oh no. Just a local technical failure, are you okay now?
2026-08-22

"Chain of Events"
That's what led to the August 27, 2025 all-island ("ront Kòrsow"") blackout. Good to know? Hardly of any interest, only that Aqualectra changed procedures. Maybe that will help to prevent future repeats—not impossibly, but still maybe.
What's of more interest, there were 7 (seven) attempts to restore power before they finally lucked out and the 8th succeeded. Bumblers.
There's talk about "reactive power" being too high during the first 7 attempts. Sorry, I have no idea what's meant by that. Only that the reason they finally lucked out was that reactive power was less then. Lucked out...
Oh wait, lookee here.
2026-08-22

It's a Habit
Court told the government that Capriles Clinic should be paid the 3.5 million guilders' worth of invoices for the treatment of addicts under legal restraints.
Period 2022-2026. Which resulted in non-payment of pension premiums and salary taxes, plus delays in payments to suppliers of medicines and food.
2026-08-22

Wow Now
CMC medical care workers' union threatens a strike after agreements to prevent escalation were not honored by the CMC management. Deliberations are proceeding.
Don't get sick! (Anyway.)
2026-08-22

No Future in Agriculture
A (how?) "large weed plantation" has been discovered in San Willibrordo. I have maintained from years, this is one product that we can grow here that brings in money and spares on imports and foreign currency. So, of course, our old-fashioned drug laws, based on "The Killer Weed" scare of the USA a century ago are still around here, while largely abandoned where they came from.
The cops are still looking for the growers.
2026-08-22

Contradiction
Which one is correct? Take your pick. Both would be good, but can't be of course:
CBCS central bank says Curaçao importers are ready and willing to shift away to other markets when the €uro grows stronger;
and when it grows weaker, we can expect less tourists.
2026-08-22

Demand All You Want
PAR questions the 25% subsidy cut for Nos Welita and demands guarantees for elderly care.
It's their own fault for growing so old, let's face it. Good-for-nothings.
2026-08-21

Dream On
GLIAG Golden Lane Investments Advisory Group claims there's oil below them thar waves. Or rather, there may be. What I don't get is, looking for it should start from the South coast in the direction of the Bonaire Basin to the South-East. But I'm no expert.
According to Google Earth, the Bonaire Basin is part of Venezuela anyway.
2026-08-21

Yes, Tell 'em about It
Curaçao can earn more on tourism by protecting Willemstad instead of building more, says Odeli Micheletti. Hey, it's not a matter of having Curaçao earn; it's more like, who can make more money right now?
Got it, Odile?
2026-08-21

They Mean It
KKN chamber of commerce insists that a reliable power supply is essential to keep businesses and the economy running. No Kidding! Seriously?
Don't forget these are the same guys of which the director was clamoring for free import duties and maybe even road tax for EV trucks, as that would be so good for the economy. Not so much for the roads, though.
2026-08-21

Nothing Like the Present
Sorry to bore you with more boring news: 3 Aqualectra generating units are still what the airlines call U/S-unserviceable, but there's 1 back online so beurtkrag load shedding/schakel may be over for now—if the wind keeps up.
If not, not. "The system remains vulnerable"; yes, we've noticed. But by October (after one extremely hot windless month) all troubles will may be over.
Promise!
2026-08-21

Serves 'em Right, Suckers
But they can't help it, they're just tourist #$$holes. They imitate boys jumping into the sea from the 12m high Playa Forti cliffs, which since CMC's 2219 opening has resulted in 58 patients with spine or other damages. Last year, one person even died as a result.
There may be many more that only got severe complaints after returning home. Warning signs don't seem to help much.
Well, I never. But am a scary-pants.
2026-08-21

Told You So, Remember?
Guess you do. It became a bore long since: there's no future in "green energy." Why is this acknowledged only now? Because we've had our noses rubbed into the hard facts much too often.
Now Aqualectra is working days and nights to get that 2Bays gas generator working in 4 days. "If only they'd done that earlier!" you say. Good point, bad show. Who was that whispering "More waste of resources"?
And our genius M*F*K PM Prick Pias says the temporary Aggreko gererators are too expensive. What does he know? So those wind generators were a good deal? He worries we'll have to pay too much, which is a new one.
2026-08-21

Sorry Saga
Only now we hear from Aqualectra that the recent black-out was a "catastrophic failure" caused by wrong parts delivered by the manufacturer which caused one machine's engine block to "break entirely." And as the same parts had already been installed in three other machines, those were shut down as well.
My curiosity bump itches to learn more about, howzat fercrissakes possible? but I don't think it will ever.
Meanwhile, Aqualectra is trying to install a gas generator in 4 days, hoping that a new disaster will not break out before then. And that the wind will keep blowing.
M*F*K PM Prick Pias and Aqualectra's madame Isenia have offered their apologies, which I ungraciously will not accept.
And pensioned ex-director Casparson has offered his advice, free, to help Aqualectra out of the mess they worked themselves into. Betcha it won't be taken.
2026-08-20

Oh How Fine
American Airlines announces in its entire fleet 4K TV-screens will be installed for all seats.
Which makes us sigh and think back to the times when AA fused with TWA and gave everybody a decent space to keep their legs and feet between seats. Which has been reduced back to next to nothing long since.
2026-08-20

How Can They
Tourists in residential areas don't have to be a problem, if the other residents profit as well. Is the headline in curaçao.nu.
Which makes you ask, "how?" Tell the truth, the article does offer a number of answers, to which my reaction is "Pshaw!"
2026-08-20

Get Off Cheap
A warning goes out that boats have to keep out of areas marked by buoys, designed for swimmers. Maximum fine, 500 guilders only.
This after a woman snorkeling at Playa Piskadó was hit by a propeller and had to be taken to CMC hospital. That's a bay in use by fishing boats which is also popular with tourists because of the presence of turtles; which has led to many problems in the past. (No buoys there.)
2026-08-20

If Only
An as yet unpublished report by Odile Micheletti warns that touristic development should be limited to areas like Jan Thiel and Mambo Beach. Instead, it's taking over normal residential areas like Buena Vista, Julianadorp, Mahaai, Toni Kunchi and Rooi Catootje. And then some.
Good luck, Odile. You'll need it, and we too. There are already almost 4000 Air-BNBs units for rent, writes curaçao.nu.
2026-08-19

Is What We Wonder, As Well
Luigi Faneyte asks in Curaçao Chronicle how it's possible that Aqualectra keeps having blackouts and has even reverted to "controlled load shedding" [beurtkrag] after investing many millions.
Well, that's an easy one, Luigi. They're boobs, blockheads and nitwits. What else to think?
The power supply will remain vulnerable next weeks. I'd say, months. The more because curaçao.nu says that normal maintenance work is stopped for now. Aiaiai...
2026-08-19

So What
Bolo Mudbelly is lying through his teeth when he says the Pyrmont Hotel in Pietermaai is listed in EOP development plan as a touristic area. Instead, it has an "Inner City" designation.
Why lie, Bolo? It's easy to change that, as you know only too well. Only marks on paper.
2026-08-19

Frightful
In 2023, there were 83,525 vehicles on Curaçao, to which 28,000 may be added in 2030, "closely connected to Curaçao's rapid tourism growth."
It's "unsustainable" already and will grow much more so.
2026-08-19

Will Not Make Much Difference
That's my opinion. We now seem to have a LOK law on games of chance, finally. At least so I understand. It should influence both the international gambling mafia as the largely illegal local market, which has been tolerated for longer than I remember.
2026-08-19

Oho! That's Good!
Aqualectra announces the total diesel generating capacity is 150Mw, while the peaks ask for 140Mw. Also, 4 of those were being serviced last weekend.
One of those has been down since December last year, and spare parts are expected in "a couple of weeks." Is dissa system?
The good news is, at Dokweg shortly 40Mw more will be installed, bringing total capacity to 190. Diesel.
Not a word about more wind generators. Good.
The unexpected growth of tourism is blamed as well for the shortage.
2026-08-18

Great Idea
In Germany, political parties all agree on one thing: there should be a law that protects politicians from being insulted. Poor babies; how can they otherwise do their work?
Only AfD (fascists!?) wants to abolish it.
2026-08-18

Our Shining Example
Take heart, things could be worse. In Johannesburg, South Africa, 41 ambulances have been standing unused for six years already. Say, value 1.325 million guilders (ours).
It's not that bad here; as yet.
2026-08-18

Another One
Movimentu Save Zakitó wants a temporary moratorium on new hotels, high-rise apartments, and other large building projects.
If they will get it looks like a very moot point indeed.
The movement wants tourism growth where not only visitor numbers and hotel rooms will be considered, but also the economic yield for the locals.
Fat chance.
And why 'temporary'? We're past the point of no return already.
2026-08-18

Sic 'em!
Fundashon E Hende [The People] asks nasty questions about FKP social housing and FFP (sorry, not the faintest what that is). According to Curaçao Chronicle they got several points wrong, which doesn't take away from the $64-question: howcum a former (unnamed) minister gave away 500 plots to one person—whom? Other matters concern social housing, taxes, mortgages and the selling of government-owned houses.
2026-08-18

Sure
When it rains, sea pollution from run-off is three times as heavy as normal. In fact, that's amazingly low, considering. Or, it's amazingly high in dry periods. Also, pollution is heaviest from built-up areas.
2026-08-18

Will It Help?
An article I stumbled over opined that when a headline ended with a question mark, the supposed answer is "No."
Same here: a group of people gathered under the names Sin Kabes [headless; chickens already?] and Curaçao Nature Conservation is protesting against the rücksichtlos building activities going on all over. Mentioned are Penstraat, Zakitó, Bapor Kibrá, Otrobanda, Pietermaai, Santa Martha, Willibrordus, Westpunt, Caracasbaai and Piscadera. There are plenty more, and for most it's too late already.
Not only "economic development, but also the interests of local residents, nature conservation and the accessibility of areas" should be watched. Hear, hear.
2026-08-17

Three More Cars Burned
These were at a repair place. As they had no batteries, police suspects arson. Good instinct.
No tourist cars this time, but may be related to crime as one of the owners is in jail for gun possession and a murder attempt.
2026-08-17

Think It's a Joke?
Then it's a pretty crummy one. Aqualectra telling us "You don't have to switch off your airco."
No, by Jove—they'll do it for you. And your lights in the bargain, LED or not.
An when will we get to see those lowered tariffs promised for this year?
2026-08-16

Beurtkrag Improved? It's Chronic Now
Aqualectra now switches off barrios twice a day for two hours. There's not enough wind. They ask for our understanding and cooperation.
Which I can't bring myself to give after having yelled it from the roofs for years: Stop your blindfoldedly mindless running to that dead end of "green alternatives." Nincompoops!
They just now cut us off again, at 08:22 in the morning. So much for their worthless excuses that the problem lasts from 20:00-03:00. Rather, it looks like it will last from August till December.
We're not asked to switch of our aircos; no, just lights and fans. As if that will be much help, especially with those LED-lights.
2026-08-16

Same Old Story
The Kaya Kaya happenings have made Otrabanda safer, more attractive and economically of interest. Which results in the people now living there often being forced to move out as they can't afford it any longer.
A reversal of the trend when, stimulated by the oil boom, people (musicians!) moved out to greener pastures. And so it goes.
2026-08-16

Cheer Up! Eventually It Will Come
In the USA there's a pick-up truck driving around with a micro-nuclear-reactor aboard. Just like that, yeah. Capacity 1 Megawatt, enough to feed 700 homes (in the USA!) Present cost per Kw, $0.15, expected to go down to $0.05 when the thing gets mass-produced. Australian dollars, which are of less value than US$s. Runs five years before refueling.
I can't wait but will have to.
2026-08-15

Pollution Preferred
The air tax tariffs between Curaçao and Holland are the lowest paid; even though this remains the most popular destination.... aaaargh! But otherwise, the steady stream might slow down or (forgive my fancy) come to a halt.
Can't have that!
2026-08-15

So What
The whole OZB real estate tax is based not even on loose ground, but not on any existing law at all. Everybody is just paying whatever the inspector fancies (unless they protest; Good Luck!). What else is new?
2026-08-15

In Style
By now, the backlog in parliament's questions unanswered by the government is 98, and growing.
2026-08-15

Remember?
Those foolish plans to turn Isla refinery into a residential neighborhood? Just by covering the filth underneath with a layer of plastic and dumping one meter of sand on top. Too bad that plastic isn't expected to last for longer than 50 years. Hey, but by then the politicians and investors will be pensioned off; maybe, hopefully, even dead and buried. It all came to nothing; I don't even remember the name of that flight of fantasy.
Oh yeah, struggling through the back issues: it was Green Town.
Anyway, it's back! But relax, it's only a graduation study at TU Delft. (Who were also solidly behind the unholy hydrogen wind generator plans.) It involves all clichés you'd expect: "housing, education, innovation, renewable energy, food production, public transportation and nature."
In its very same issue, Curaçao Chronicle mentions that "Pollution at the former Isla refinery consists of a complex mixture that includes crude oil, petroleum products, asphalt, sulfuric acid, heavy metals and asbestos" and "detailed information about the extent and concentration of contamination was not available." So what are we talking about, anyway. Relax already.
Mark I carefully refrain from mentioning the student's name. That person can't help following the fashion in those studying surroundings, and it looks like a thorough enough job.
2026-08-15

"How Dare You!"
Because of the heat, resulting in more airco use, Aqualectra announces beurtkrag (just like in South Africa, already a failed nation—we're way behind the times, but haven't got that many years as yet—unless you start counting in May 1969) where barios are switched off to save on power. Of which there's not enough available because of too little wind.
In fact, these days there's more wind then average, another lie. And then, they installed more wind generators to solve that problem of windstill months, you say? Yes, so they said, forgetting that 2 times zero is still zero.
How DARE You selfishly switch on your airco so your neighbor's fan won't work?
2026-08-15

How about Us?
Stupid question. There are worries that health care is insufficient to satisfy tourists. Something needs to be done!
And we? Shut up and welcome them. With the illnesses they unavoidably come give us.
2026-08-15

Make-A-Buck
Dutch engineering company Blue21 proposes pontoons in the coast by Marie Pompoen to stop coastal erosion. Which none of us, I dare say, ever thought a problem. But hey! business is business and they're full of "sustainable" ****.
The idea is a 30m pilot project, so more to follow if that's a hit? It's not mentioned "which Curaçao organization acted as the local client or would become the eventual beneficiary of the project." Not you and me, that's for sure.
Criteria for "hit"? Looks hard to judge if a 30m pontoon will make any noticeable difference in erosion, am I right?
2026-08-14

Still Waiting
Global Oil still is not at work. Contrary to what you may expect, they're still planning asphalt production, 1.2 million tons/year. It all depends: still waiting for Venezuela crude to become available. Otherwise, they will have to look for other sources.
Guyana? Suriname? Anyway, still no idea when if it will ever come to pass.
2026-08-14

Gee... By Golly!
More than half of Curaçao youngsters of 15-24 years were involved in the carnaval parades.
But soccer, the most popular sport among them, only was played by one in ten. Take heart: the asocial media like Whatsapp and Fakebooc are used by over 70%.
2026-08-14

One More Item
PAR MP Elhage asks whether cruise ships are allowed to dump their trash free, no payment, at Malpais landfill, as reports say. Between you and me, I shouldn't wonder at all. One more thing we pay for instead of making money on the tourist trade.
Plus, how much is that helping the closing down of the landfill along?
2026-08-13

Needs No Telling
Raad van Advies advisory council says, the government has a responsibility for the people's social security.
We know and agree, but does the governmemt? It surely acts like it doesn't.
In 2011, 25% lived under the poverty line; now it is 30%.
2026-08-13

IF—But When?
Starlink ISP can be operational within 30 days after having received a permit.
Which begs the question: when will that happen?
Are the other ISPs shaking in their boots, you think? Quite possibly.
2026-08-13


Makes you sick, huh? Want to puke already?

Wake-Up Time?
Maybe I'm just being optimistic, for a change. For another change, I'll give you the headlines complete with links, so you can read the articles yourself. But no worries, you don't have to. I can't keep myself from giving the gist.
Van elke toeristengulden op Curaçao verdwijnt 58 cent naar het buitenland
"From every tourist guilder 58 cents disappears to the exterior."
"In fact, there has never been a tourism policy on Curaçao after the government took over the responsibility, which previously lay with the Chamber of Commerce, in 1960." Don't we know it. And those 58 cents are doubtable; it may be more, at a guess much more: all food, gasoline, power for water and airco... go on... must be imported. 58 cents may mean "only" what goes straight to hotel chains and such (even if that's denied in the article).
Governance Is the New Tourism Infrastructure
[A] "study shows that Curaçao received nearly 10 visitors per resident in 2024, almost twice the sustainable reference value used in the analysis." Weirdly and incomprehensibly the article goes on, not by concluding that too much is de trop but by asking if "our government can manage the quality of the destination with the same determination with which Curaçao has pursued tourism growth for years." It can't, and hasn't. It just paid lip service and made good with bribes; the Covid pandemic was a freak occurrence that just happened to result in a boom.
Who Sold Curaçao, and Why?
"Because money became the determining factor." What else is new?
It's us who let ourselves be sold out by our bombas in Fort Amsterdam. Who are always yapping about recolonization but were only to happy to go for €uros. And the final question, "What are we going to do now, before there is nothing left to sell?" doesn't need a reply. There is not enough worthwhile left to sell already.
Curaçao Study Calls for Restrictions and Higher Taxes on Foreign Property Buyers
Our Forti bombas will like this proposal. Foreign investors should pay higher property taxes than local yokels, especially if the houses they buy are not for personal residences. More money in the treasure chest! Yippee! And the locals can't pay more anyway—that at least is an accepted reality by now.
Won't help much, will it? Damage has been done.
It's only a few decades ago that penshonados were welcomed and even hardly had to pay any taxes, remember?
Good Question
"Who's responsible here?" you ask. "The government!" Yes, democratically chosen by you. Electing your own bombas!
A bomba was the slave-driving/supervisor of his fellow slaves. Only, he was selected by the Shon/Boss. Must have been really popular.
2026-08-12!

Must Be a Good Trick
Is what you can't help thinking when reading that in March, 1672 Aqualectra clients had been cut off because of non-payment. On average, their debt was 7129 guilders. 1400 more had not been disconnected yet, average debt 4291. How do they manage that?
It's easy: Aqualectra's management is hopeless. They keep charging us the same amount even after we've rung the whistle and blew the alarm bell months ago that in reality it was much higher. So at a certain point they'll hit us for that; what to do but save up?
2026-08-12

Hurray! Break Out the KCN!
Over half a million cruise visitors in the first half of 2026.
2026-08-12

Another Headline
House prices are rising faster than incomes.
Yes, we know.
"The statistical analysis found a significant difference between salary range and housing situation." You bet. Hardly unique for the island, though.
2026-08-12

Something Else? No, More of the Same
M*F*K MP Monte remarks that there are complaints coming in by people who had er... problems after eating in restaurants. Delhi Belly? Slingerschijt? Montezuma's Revenge, anyone? He wants to know how many fines, corrective orders, suspensions or temporary closures have been imposed during the past three years, and also wonders about staffing, expertise, equipment and lab capacities available to the food inspectors.
2026-08-12

There's a Difference
Amd not so petit, either. But what could it be? While here, coral reef shrinking is, of course! what else? largely blamed on Climate Change (please leave tourists out of it), in Australia the barrier reef, instead of shrinking to 5-10% as predicted, is breaking all records by growing like a maniac.
Pssst... Maybe tourism is to blame after all?
2026-08-11

Hungry
Burglaries in 3 Fast Food restaurants last night. In one the night security chased them out before they could take out anything; in two others, the thieves made off with the cash. So they weren't looking for food.
Police suspect it was the same gang, and one tends to follow their reasoning.
2026-08-11

Made Useless
We all loved those debit cards. No large amounts of money to carry around, just inviting crooks to knock you over the head and make off with it. But not so long ago, the banks decided they needed to make even more money and screwed up the percentage taken out of the amounts charged from 2% to 4%—just as much as for a credit card.
Result, more and more shops have stopped accepting those cards. Which augments the risk for them as well. But that's just more than they can carry.
2026-08-10

Close, But No Cigar
Makambí Flemeling who during the past year suddenly popped up as a pretty good commentator on a lot of things, now writes in Curaçao.nu on the vapid, vacuous, watery and wishy-washy ways we keep being treated to the word "sustainable." Doesn't mean a thing, man, just is thrown in to make us feel good. Meanwhile the willful destruction of what we like and love and need just goes on, regardless.
Too bad he then quotes Greenpeace as an authority on the amounts of money to "sustain" the state of the islands. I won't even need to explain why I think that's off; anybody who follows what's happening can only draw the same conclusion: by now, Greenpeace itself is only in it to sustain itself and its yearly $400 million budget.
2026-08-10

Don't Know About You
But I like it. CBS statistics tells us that "only" 21% of builders had higher sales last year against 47% in 2024. Also, the number of companies with sales lower, from 37% to 20%, went up. Whatever that means, I can't make it out. 47% report negative results which made building the lowest sector investigated. Well, that sounds clear enough.
If it could mean that the cancerous rash of developments is grinding to a halt, I wouldn't dare say.
2026-08-10

Figures
PAR MP Elhage warns that the budget surplus of 111 million may not really exist at all. It may not be caused by "structurally better government finances" but rather by not executed planned investements and payments.
Now he wants the ministries to come across with details. If they can, you say? Sure is a thought.
2026-08-10

What's Your Bet?
Consumers' union warns that there are products for sale that don't have the proper labels, which should be in Papiamentu, English, Spanish and yes, Dutch. So people here can read them, if not understand them.
What's your bet? Mine, Chinese. Not only, no.
2026-08-10

Convulsive Thinking
Pupils of the Learning Unlimited Preparatory School (how original!) wrote a report on the economy. Their main idea seems to be, we shouldn't try to get less dependent on tourism; instead, we should try and add other sources.
Like what? you ask. Here goes: more local food production. More investments in solar- and wind energy.
More and more people wouldn't agree with that "more tourism" bit anyway. Awww.
2026-08-08

Let's Hope So
An "Independent Review" finds that Aqualectra's power grid has improved after all those blackouts.
Well, it could hardly have become worse.
2026-08-08

Not Here, Not Yet
"Schools Are Rethinking Whether Every Student Needs a Laptop" is the headline. Here, they are still trying to get them all one.
2026-08-07

Not Good to Know
The 2025 island-wide power blackout was not the result of deficiencies found in earlier investigations.
So it was something new altogether? And is that supposed to make us feel better?
2026-08-07

Here We Are, and there We Go
In economics, a "spiral of collapse occurs when a country starts to collapse economically; the first to leave are the most educated, the most skilled, the people with options, which means that there's a greater burden on those who remain," says Tel Aviv economist Prof. Dan Ben-David. Sounds only too familiar.
2026-08-06

Sorry, Makes Me Smirk
The ALPHABET-SOUP+ groups have designed a T-shirt which somehow makes face recognition impossible when they participate in Pride manifestations.
Not so Proud after all?
2026-08-05

They Were Right?
We are now over two months into the Hurricane Season, and there has been one measly little storm in the Gulf of Mexico America. We were promised "slightly less" than average, and that's putting it mildly.
Up to now, yes.
2026-08-05

Will It Finally Happen? Really?
Cleaning up the notorious Asphalt Lake in Buskabaai. Finally, a 2024 initiative of CDM/Dok will result in practical effects? A lot of instances, among which several ministries (so don't hold your breath) have come together. The idea is "the cleanup of Buskabaai, restoring marine biodiversity, evaluating how the bay can be reopened to maritime traffic, and aligning infrastructure, financing and future economic activities."
If you ask me, it will take a lot of dredging to open up that shallow bay to maritime traffic, but that may be just kvetsching.
It will take at least 2.5 years before the asphalt is removed.
2026-08-05

Visitors' Tax
Bolo Mudbelly has announced vistors will have (when?) to start paying an entry tax which should generate 90 million guilders a year. For the government, who else?
But how much it is per visitor, we're not told.
2026-08-05

WOT?
C***-Post says by 2030 they want to become completely independent from government subsidies. Which is fine, in a way. Only Curaçao.nu wonders what will be done with the "millions of tax debts, social premiums and collected vehicle tax."
So that money has just been sticking to the cash drawers of C***-Post? Makes us think (just a bit) milder about Bolo Mudbelly and the state of our roads.
And then, will C***-Post come close to that independence, is a good question anyway.
2026-08-05

Almost Forgot
But it needs mentioning: that CBCS central bank made a record profit last year of almost 67 million guilders. Biggest portion of that came from investments.
2026-08-05

Promising
Aqualectra uses reverse osmosis for desalination of seawater, like in many other places, instead of the old way to boil seawater and condense the steam which cost much more energy. In Corpus Christi, Texas USA this new method is combined with a way to win uranium out of seawater. Now you're talking!
2026-08-04

Never in Your Life
Nor in mine. "Javier Milei just proposed a great idea that every government should follow" we read. They should, but they won't. Here it is:


We can dream, can't we?
2026-08-04

B.a.U.
Business as Usual! CBCS central bank hasn't had a legally compulsory full board for years. All because of political struggles between the governments of Curaçao and St. Maarten, who each want their own straw men in there.
2026-08-04

So?
C***-Post reacts that they have a lot of commercial activities besides their mail function; in fact over 50% of their total turnover, of which the proceeds are used to cover the deficiency caused by handling the mail. Good, to be sure.
FedEx, DHL and UPS etc. don't seem to have such problems. Saka bo som.
2026-08-04

It's a Trend
Fifty years ago, 60& of the sea bottom around Bonaire was covered with coral. Now, it's only 5%. Blamed are global warming climate change, of course! and the present El Niño. But other experts say tourism may be Not Only Tourists' Cars
There's an epidemic of setting fire to cars. 4 out of 8 recent car fires are suspected to be arson. If they're all caused by the same person(s) is being investigated.
2026-08-03

And Why Should They?
The ombudsman says that court verdicts by ambtenarengerecht [civil service court] are regularly executed too late, incompletely or not at all. Just what you would expect. After all, what can you do if such a verdict concerns you?
2026-08-03

Nothing Special
When you apply for a new drivers' license every five years, you have to get, and pay for, a medical certificate that you're fit. But it seems there's no legal base for this at all. Which is not unusual either.
That certicate is a big joke enyway. I always got mine by filling out a form, which was then signed by the doc—who didn't even see me. After all, what I replied to those questions about my health was my responsibility, not hirs. And admittedly, those MDs knew me quite well as a patient.
2026-08-03

Makes Him Wonder
As it well might. Landsontvanger [tax receiver] Trona after ten months of being away from the office, wants to know what's going on. It's not clear if he "has been suspended, placed on leave or temporarily relieved of his duties," while officially he remains in function. Public knows even less, of course. His dismissal was under ex-finance minister Silly Vain, and we don't know if it's legal.
2026-08-03

I Second the Motion
Not a real one, but great excitement in our political world, such as it is, because PNP MP Osepa proposed the theory that M*F*K MP Ramón Yung is an illiterate.
One can follow what made him think that, and not only about Yung.
2026-08-01

True Enough
We all thought so for many years. SBTNO corporate governance advisor wants more financial discipline and a new strategy for C***-Post, still dependent on government subsidies. Which they seem to get (and don't forget the ridiculous prices we pay for sending stuff)? C***-Post must be held accountable—by whom?
Get rid of this miscarriage, stemming from Napoléonic times—which have changed.
2026-08-01

Sick Joke
It sounds like a joke, but it isn't. Court says the online casinos must offer protection, but players also carry responsibility. It may not be a joke, but still is one of the most ridiculous statements I ever heard.
2026-08-01

"She Sez, So then I Sez..."
It's gonna take some dusting before we will be able to know what exactly is going on with the gambling mafiosi, the ministers and Random Consulting of Malta. IF we ever get to know the truth. It now is all hidden in a dense cloud of dust, with all parties seeming to contradict one another.
Silly Vain says it's bad for Curaçao's reputation as a gambling center. Good! Only, I didn't know it could get any worse than it already is.
2026-07-31

No Ferry
Aruba has stopped the tender procedure for a ferry between Aruba and Curaçao. All offers received were over 20% higher than the available budget.
2026-07-31

Please Get It
High time! "Green Hydrogen is a dirty word" we read. And that in Australia, where it would be made by a much cheaper process than wind generated electrolysis (like the Evil Plans here). The Aussie government even tried to organize a Fiji conference to promote it, but "No one wants to go to the Fiji Climate Conference.
"The green hydrogen dream quickly turned into a nightmare."
2026-07-31

A Real Relief
This time, no kidding. No tongue in cheek. Those batteries at Mooi Hofje I was worrying about in case of fire poisoning Groot Willemstad, are less of a danger than I supposed. The trick to extinguish those fires is, smother them in NaCl—in other words, salt. Of which the Schottegat contains plenty so the fire brigade can spray it over the batteries to our hearts' content.
And hopefully there won't be a fire in the first place, which would be best.
2026-07-31

Good to Know?
For some maybe or even surely: COGA Curaçao Online Gaming Assiociation has to tell us, not much to our relief, that the mess around Silly Vain, Malta and Bolo Mudbelly is of no influence on the licenses for mafiosi.
2026-07-30


Do It! Please?
Sign the petition to Save Plantation Bolivia on Bonaire. A struggle that, like too many others, has been going on for years but looks very much on the losing side these days.
Wish we had more of those petitions going. And that they had better success, here and everywhere else.
2026-07-30

It Began?
Three cars in use by tourists, parked right behind each other near an apartment complex in Otrabanda, have been set on fire. "Arson is suspected."
Ya think?
2026-07-30

Still Going Strong
The stench. At Chute/Shut, St. Joris and Playa Canoa illegal sewage depoits in sea are still going on. After more years than we wish to remember. Truck drivers complain that, outside opening hours of the official sewage plants, they have nowhere to go.
Welcome to our crystal-clear waters, dear tourists!
Shut/Chute was supposed to have been closed many years ago, But the filthy business had been going on for long before then.
2026-07-30

Heavy, Mon
10,000 Curaçao, 14% of the professional workers, say they make less than the offical minimum wages.
Will prepare them for their old age, look at it positively!
2026-07-30

Let's See It
Auntie Sushi wonders what's going on with the 2024 criminal investigation into ex-minister Silly Vains's acts. Will we get to see any results?
Which I'm sure most of us would like to.
2026-07-30

So There, Already
19 out of 42 government-subsidized organisations don't bother to deliver a yearly account. Well may they figure "why should we if the gvernment doesn't bother itself?" In which case both are wrong.
Difference is, their subsibies may be stopped, but we have to go on paying taxes anyway. At least, most of us.
2026-07-30

An Intense Stink
Those fees paid to Random Consulting, Malta, sure have an overwhelming odor. We're getting really curious how this will end.
Ex-finance minister Silly Vain declares that Bolo Mudbelly, his successor, doesn't understand how it works and explains. The yearly €47,450 license fee gambling mafiosi pay to the government isn't government income, because it's partly paid to the regulator, CGA.
So tax money used to pay the spoiled brats isn't government income either? Try pulling the other one.
And from what Curaçao Chronicle writes, it looks like this is only the proverbial tip of the iceberg. "Significant amounts" are paid out by CGA to other companies. Which is only to be expected from the Gang of Thieves residing in Ali Baba's Cavern.
It's serious! Even Silly Vain is asking PM Prick Pias to restore "peace and unity" in M*F*K. Or much trouble may ensue. He denies, just like Random, that soDo It! Please much money has been paid. Which begs the question: much money must have been paid out, if Cooper and others are right. If it didn't go to Random, where DID it go to?
2026-07-30

Give Us a Break
What's wrong with Curaçao Chronicle? Are they paid for this crap? Another article by the Chinese Consul General on how fine communist China is doing, "Building a More Just and Equitable System of Global Governance." Last thing we need.
Please spare us. Look who's talking! A country that uses what practically amounts to outright slavery... Why does that outlet keep publishing those excretions? Are they getting paid by any chance? Is the only excuse I can think of.
2026-07-30

Maybe a Start
The protests against the PODS resort at Brakkeput are solidifying. A lawyer has now been hired and plans for formal proceedings are made. If that will amount to something?
Looking at the plans, the impression you get is more like a permanent trailer park than a luxury resort. But as almost all units seem to have been sold already, that's one more indication of the wonderful future tourism will give us.
2026-07-29

Is What They Say
Random Consulting of Malta says that they have received no more than €3,426,406 from Curaçao, since 2022. Which still is about 7.5 million guilders, but a lot less than the alleged over 40 million.
And if they deserve that smaller amount for what they claim they do?
And for another matter, the gambling "industry" should be good for hundreds of millions of yearly government income instead of the maybe 30m now.
To quote Curaçao Chronicle: "According to Random Consulting, it has supported Curaçao's transition to the new online gaming regulatory framework by developing and maintaining technology systems for the Curaçao Gaming Authority (CGA). The company says its work includes the development, hosting and maintenance of the online licensing portal, support for processing applications, management of the licensing system and assistance to applicants.
The company also stated that it developed a platform to monitor domain names of gaming operators and identify online casinos that may falsely claim to operate under a Curaçao license.
You may decide for yourself how well they do that job, but Bolo Mudbelly insists on a closer investigation.
2026-07-29

You Don't Say
So FKP public housing is a mess, as if we didn't know already. Fundashon E Hende [the people foundation] wants parliament to look into decisions surrounding the creation of a new FKP structure, when assets were transferred to a new legal entity, without any "audit, valuation or public explanation." Under ex-Minister of Traffic, Transport and Spatial Planning Zita Jesus-Leito.
2026-07-28

Now He Does
While he was minister of finance, not a peep from Silly Vain. But now he asks for more money from the gambling sector, so the AOV can be raised.
If he hadn't given 1/3rd of that government income away, the AOV problem might be a bit smaller.
2026-07-28

I'm Sure there's More
The government will begin to investigate why, among other interesting matters, a private entity on Malta is getting paid 8.3 million guilders per year, which amounts to 1/3rd of all the government makes out of the gambling industry. Why was this not looked at earlier? asks Bolo Mudbelly. Good question, Your Excellency!
From what we get to know, this was started by his predecessor as minister of finance, Silly Vain. The same guy who canceled those tax debts, remember?
2026-07-28

Watch It
In Mallorca tourism is getting so bad that there are actual riots of people who have had more than enough. "Many cities all over Europe are suffering under the yoke of overtourism, with services and infrastructure stretched to the maximum, and gentrification squeezing locals out by soaring living prices" says the article. Reminds me of another island I know.
But we here haven't had "a third summer of protestations turned violent"—yet.
2026-07-28

Power Interruption
Last night, in several barios. Aqualectra will explain how and why, maybe, after a fashion, on the asocial media, which I don't follow.
2026-07-27

That We Lived to See It!
It's a miracle. Or maybe a mirage? Time will tell. Anyway, finally the 2020-2021-2022 yearly accounts have finally been delivered to parliament.
What they will do with it? Don't ask foolish questions: it won't help a bit.
RVA advisory council reported on those accounts in 2025 already, but only now the council of ministers passed them on.
2026-07-27

#TheyToo
MAN/PIN MP Mc William has 22 questions for M*F*K PM Prick Pias. Good questions, too: she wants to know how many ministers have visited the soccer world championships, who accompanied them, how much all this has cost, and what the added value is for the Curaçao people. She points to the poverty of many households, rising costs of living, insufficient AOW welfare pensions, pressure on our care system and lots of other challenges in social as well as economic spheres.
As if they would care more than Parliament head Brownbill.
2026-07-26

So Do We
Parliament head Brownbill deplores it that his expensively accompanied visit to all three Curaçao's Soccer World Championship matches has resulted in a negative image of Staten. Well, what else did he expect? If he really cared, in spite of saying that since his appointment he has "been working on improving parliament's image." And "all those involved should learn a lesson."
If only he did himself. But no, "Nothing wrong has happened"—still is what he says; and worse, probably thinks.
2026-07-25

Tht's How It Really Is
RAC Regulatory Authority warns that saying 40% of electricity is "renewable" is misleading. There is a combined installed capacity of 69 megawatts, while conventional power plants account for 151 megawatts, with 16.6 megawatts more of registered solar photovoltaic installations. Still, renewable electricity represented only 21% of electricity production in 2024 "because renewable output varies according to weather conditions rather than installed capacity alone."
Hear, hear.
And next month electricity prices will go up, but car fuel and water down. Because of fluctuating world market prices. Nothing to do with "renewable".
2026-07-25

Seriously?
Come on now, you can't be, Rafaela. He writes in Curaçao Chronicle that the reason so many households don't have enough money finds its roots in slavery. Considering that people were much better off during the colonial times since before the ~1954 Statuut until our 2013 "independence" then later, you can only ask yourself what Rafaela bases his opinion on.
That he goes on to blame our governments sounds much more logical; but when he asks for Leaders I scratch my doubtful head.
2026-07-25

Wiser than Some
Varenna, a village on Lake Como, updated its urban police regulation to prohibit visitors from strolling around in only swimwear or walking around shirtless. Fines range from $57 to about $228—or €50 to €200.
Mauro Manzoni, Varenna's mayor, told The Guardian: "Our residents' quality of life cannot be sacrificed on the altar of mass tourism."
2026-07-24

Dirty Trick
Those Building Permits. You can download them here and if you have a legit protest, you have 6 weeks to file that.
Only, those 6 weeks start at the "pickup date" which is at least a week before it's published. So it's, at best, 5 weeks.
That may not be on purpose, just burocrazy.
2026-07-24

Bad
Over half of households have an income that's insufficient to cover costs; for almost 40% it's too low to pay for healthy food. "Insufficient" mainly means for vacations, paying installments for furniture and paying off debts.
2026-07-24

That's a Lot
Just my feeling, don't have any comparing info on other places. But here, 8% of people have had a criminal experience—as a victim. 3.1% of those were burglaries, says CBS statistics, who also say 53% of people feel "very safe" in their own neighborhood while 7% don't feel really or at all safe. 26% say they never walk alone outside at night in their own neighborhood, but no reasons are given why.
Depends on the neighborhood as well, I'd guess.
2026-07-24

You Must Be Kidding
The Waterfort Plaza project has been nominated for the 2026 World Architecture Festival, and shortlisted in the WAF Future Projects: Masterplanning category.
But if I read this as to what it really means, it has not been accepted there as yet. That would be a real farce, in my opinion.
2026-07-23

Wise Words
VBC entepreneurs' club will refrain from comments on tourism until the study started in 2023 has been rounded off and results have been published.
2026-07-23

Great! When?
All schools will get airco, fed by solar panels. That will take time, duh, especially since some will have to wait for the next restoring as the roofs may not be able to carry the weight. Also, ventilation which always was by open windows must be looked into. In short, when they will all have it is not mentioned.
2026-07-22

She Said It
Social Affairs minister America-Francisca prefers long-term reforms over empty promises. So do we, sure. Only, it wil take time. Which begs the question: will she still be around to see her promises fulfilled? Will we?
2026-07-22

That's Progress, Folks?
The government lets it be known that Uber taxis are illegal. Only licensed drivers may transport paying passengers.
In other words, keep paying those outrageous tariffs to the licensed taxi drivers, you suckers. Which also goes for tourists.
2026-07-20

Not the End, Maybe
But not good, either. The judge has finally spoken in the case against the builders of the Zakitó project. While permits have been exceeded, there won't be a building stop. The developers do have to apply for new permits.
While it is theoretically possible that they won't get them, I certainly wouldn't bet on it. Not with the present minister in charge.
2026-07-19

Sad But Figures
We have been doing without a real minister of Health for a very long time. Don't tell me that ("temporary" for nine months) Bolo Mudbelly knows the first thing about it, even with his wife an MD.
That he handles Finance is another matter. He certainly is smart enough to do that, if not impossibly to his own best advantage. Just throwing mud, this is. Can't possibly prove a thing and won't try to, either.
2026-07-18

The Real Villains: Muslim Countries
Not only were they much more active than European countries in the African slave trade, and even arranged their own "catching" expeditions (while the Europeans mostly depended on Africans to collect their brother slaves for them); their business went on long after the Western world, led by Great Britain, had ended it. In some countries, it still goes on now.
Just a quote:

Saudi Arabia and Yemen banned slavery most reluctantly, and only under Western pressure, in 1962. Oman banned it in 1970. And despite the formal ban on slavery, Arabs still hold hundreds of thousands of black slaves in Mali, Mauritania, and Niger.

2026-07-18

Not Here
On the BES-islands Bonaire, Statia and Saba, poverty went down in 2024. Here, it went up. I don't know about Aruba and St. Maarten, who are independent as well; BES are part of the Netherlands.
2026-07-17

More! More!
On August 26, parliament will discuss the by now burning like a raging fire question how many tourists the island can handle. My answer, as you know, is, many less than we have now: 700,000 stay-overs in 2024—and many more this year. If they were "welcomed" as Curaçao Chronicle puts it? Not by everybody. And then, uh-oh, "The carrying capacity study does not aim to limit tourism, but rather to manage growth responsibly."
By turning it into shrinkage, is how to.
2026-07-17

What Does He Care?
Nothing much; maybe even to the contrary. Even his own M*F*K party member MP Monte is asking Bolo Mudbelly questions in parliament about the fact that only 19 out of 42 subsidized foundations have submitted their annual accounts, as they should. Kindly explain the reasons, your excellency? As if he could.
Monte also wants the minister "to consider suspending or reducing payments to organizations" that fail to meet the requirements. It's taxpayers' money, Monte says. Hear, hear.
This while subsidies for many foundations have been reduced or are simply not paid at all.
2026-07-17

Old SEHOSpital
The Curaçao diocese thinks the history of the Hospital is closely related to the Catholic church and wonders if the government gives that sufficient attention with the new plans. This history is important to the Curaçao society and should be a factor in the government's approach.
And at the same time, the government must be fought by the Hospital foundation about the finances; which the diocese finds "hard to understand.".
2026-07-17

What to Do...
Britons should store 1 year of food and water. Because of the Russian "hybrid threat". Where would I even keep such a lot, for us here over 2m^3 of bottled water at a minimum? (Cheapest deal I found, over 2000 guilders' worth.) And that while the food stock on the island reaches only for 4 days.
Time to start hoarding!? At government's advice, imagine.
The threat we'll get such a Russian cyber attack here is a remote one, but that doesn't help much. If Holland and/or the USA get attacked, we'll die from hunger and thirst just as fast.
If not from heat and spoiled food when airco and fridge fail, with Aqualectra.
2026-07-16

Two More Atrakos
In spite of all assurances by the police that there are less of those violent robberies. Maybe so, but they still go on anyway. Doesn't feel really "safe".
2026-07-16

Will It Help?
The short answer is "NO"—the medium, "Just maybe"—and the long one "That would be a nice surprise."
About FKP's planned high-rise 75 apartment buildings in Tera Korá. Protests are galore, but will those who have the say listen?
Not a peep from the medical profession, though.
2026-07-16

HNO Problems
As if we needed more of those. Dutch court pronounces that HNO Vastgoed en Beheer can only claim $5,521 from contractor Ballast-Nedam, which is quite a bit less than the $6.5 million claimed. One of the reasons for the verdict, if HNO loses later on they will have to pay it all back.
Which means CMC hospital is in even more trouble now. And they didn't pay the rent in full anyway, already. And HNO in turn is not paying of its loan debt to the government.
The case is still being fought out in (Dutch) courts.
2026-07-15

Tough
Dutch Hoge Raad pronounced that ex-minister Silly Vain's proclamations in Fakebooc, in which old tax debts were canceled, are of no value: those guys will still have to pay up. Which contradicts an earlier civil courts verdict.
But it does not "automatically" mean Silly Vain can be sued for crimes.
Maybe manually, then?
And PAR's Girigorie thinks ministers should be watched closer. Easier said than done.
2026-07-15

Worrisome
Antigua and Barbuda give out USA-visa to people from Iran, who can then enter the USA because they're from a "friendly nation." Not so much, in fact. Also from Venezuela, and other "countries of concern" of which there are plenty. Especially with the Iran threats to murder Trump and other USA politicians.
But there's money in those passports and visas, provided you find people who pay for them. PM Browne says he will not yield to pressure. Goodbye, "friendly nation"?"
2026-07-15

Suckers
3 Dutch tourists have been arrested because they tried to send a packet with drugs to Holland—by mail. Allegedly, of course; and that they contained 5 kilos! of cocaine each is alleged as well. A Curazoleño who got them to pull this stupid act has been arrested as well.
Let's face it, many of those Dutch come over because cocaine is so cheap here. Comparing, yes. Isn't tourism great?
2026-07-15

See?
There you go. The number of stay-over tourists January-June shows a new record: 437,086. Mostly kaaskoppen from Makambia, staying for 12.1 nights.
2026-07-15

Knock 'em Down
Inn the USA and England protests are growing stronger and stroner against the by now ubiquitous surveillance cameras. These are used to track all cars and pedestrians passing by plate number readers and face recognition, which in the USA is in contradiction of the Fourth Amendment.
Social media show vigilantes cutting down the cameras with angle grinders, smashing them and throwing them in the garbage." 1984 has arrived, is the feeling of many.
Maybe we can thank our Bleaders for their incompetence?
2026-07-14

Good News? Not Very
After an 8% rise of the tourism pest during the first months of this year, growth stopped in June. But that sounds better than it is: while cruise tourism and day trippers showed a dip, the total number remained the same. Which can only mean more stay-overs.
2026-07-14

You Don't Say
Ombudsman declares that "Warnings to Government Have Produced Little Improvement,[...] particularly within the Ministries of Justice and Traffic, Transport and Urban Planning (VVRP)."
We didn't need telling, and it won't help one tiny little bit either.
2026-07-14

Safe? Depends on Who's Looking
FKP social housing plans to build 75 apartments in (for Curaçao) high-rise buildings, 25.8 meters high. Fire Dept. and Civil Aviation Authority have given their approval.
FKP plans to build 75 more of those every year. That won't help much to combat the present housing shortage.
But not a word about the fact that the easternmost one is located at less than 600 meters from a giant wind generator, and the farthest one at less than one km. This while Germany is considering a minimum distance of 1 km, as there is "clear evidence that wind turbines generate low frequency sound (infrasound) and acoustic signals which can be detected at considerable distances (many kilometres) from wind farms on infrasound detectors and low-frequency microphones" possibly leading to "headache, painful pressure on the ears, dizziness, weakness, tachycardia, tinnitus, nausea, nosebleeds, insomnia, visual blurring, panic attacks with sensations of internal quivering to more general irritability, etc."
But ROV Spatial Order and Planning still has to give its fiat.
And of course the present one-level houses are still closer. Who cares?
2026-07-14

Absolutely Insane
There's no other word. Minister Middelhoff has traveled to England (almost certainly not alone) to look at a €3.5 million Dragon sports care of which only 10 will be built. We read in Curaçao Chronicle:
"The car, bearing Curaçao's license plate and named "The Caribbean Dragon 4," will travel the world as an ambassador for the island. According to the Ministry of Economic Development, the vehicle will showcase Curaçao's name at international events and destinations wherever it appears, exposing the island to a global audience" and "the project demonstrates how international promotion can go beyond tourism by positioning Curaçao as a modern, innovative island that is open to business, investment, luxury industries, and advanced technology."
Advanced technology, huh? There's no road where you can drive such a car on the island. At least not better than any crummy 3-cylinder mini.
2026-07-14

Flow as Mud
No internet again yesterday morning. Took only 2 or 3 minutes, but then, our router had to reset and re-establish cnnection—which takes closer to 15. Real nice. Thanks, you dummies.
2026-07-14

As Per Usual
The law to get a Children's Ombudsman has been around for 5 years, but there isn't one yet because the government "forgot" to stipulate secundary conditions of employment. Ergo, no such troublemaker!
Sorry kids!
2026-07-13

The Short Answer Is: NO!
SVB social insurance does not the carry out its duties properly, is what Amigoe concludes; and to be more specific, the paper concludes that it becomes more and more clear that the government and SVB are not prepared to implement the AOV welfare pension indexing as stipulated by law.
Isn't it time for the Kingdom to intervene, following the Statuut's article 43, that guarantees the citizens' fundamental rights, legal securty and quality of governance? "Help, por favor" is Amigoe's final exclamation.
2026-07-12

Appropriate
At an armed attack of a casino almost 500,000 guilders were stolen: taken away in a trash bin.
2026-07-12

Not a Mystery
The number of complaints received by the Ombudsman went up from 958 in 2024 to 1340 in 2025. By far the largest part of complainants had never received a reaction to their original questions to the government.
Most complaints, 107 of them, were connected with VVRP, Bolo Mudbelly's ministry. He certainly gets around.
2026-07-12

Chutzpah's the Word
A minister threatens to take "drastic measures" against FKP because of their backlog in yearly accounts. Which they have.
Only, look who's talking: yes, good ole Bolo Mudbelly!
2026-07-11

Sehos No, Campo Si
MAN/PIN accuses the government of not having acted fast enough to purchase the old SEHOSpital buildings before a group of project developers got them in its claws.
With the Campo Alegre purchase. they were quick enough! Shows you where they're at.
2026-07-11

Tough: Pay!
Even though then finance minister Silly Vain had announced (on Fakebooc, our official government communication sheet it seems, by now) that a company didn't have to pay an old over 1 million guilders tax debt, the court does not agree and the company still has to pay.
Which leaves us to wonder, does somebody (who carefully shall remain unnamed) now have to pay his bribe back? We'll never know, I guess.
2026-07-11

We Don't Need No Stinking Invitation
Of course not! Parliament head Brownbill says the historic event of Curaçao playing in the soccer world championship was enough of an occasion to blow that much of our money, even if he they all were not invited.
2026-07-11

Not for Us
But for the Brigands residing in Ali Baba's cavern, for who else? Curoil is making more and more of a profit, so the idea now is to enlarge their 10% share to the government to 50%.
Passing it on to us by lowering prices? You must be kidding.
Profit went up from 18.5 million (2023) to 38 million guilders (2024); while total sales went down! So did crude oil price go down, and there we are.
2026-07-10

Asking for Trouble
What with corruption all over, the fact that monitor SBNTNO points out is really worrisome: 71 of the 207 governments companies' board memberships are vacant. And for extended periods, too.
Which puts pressure on internal supervision and the continuity of various organizations.
2026-07-10

"Market Value"
What Kunukuman pays for your aluminum cans and plastic bottles, which is 3 times the market value. Come right down to it, it's not worth it, not financially. There are other aspects that count, of course. We already figured how 70 cans pay 1 guilder; you need about 35 500ml pop bottles to get the same amount.
Looks to me like institutes where a lot of people come and whose subsidies don't reach have the best chance to make a decent mount out of that. So take your empty cans and bottles over there. For most of us, it's really not worth the time and trouble money-wise.
2026-07-10

Gone Forever
De Vijf Zinnen, oldest Scharloo structure, has been demolished—just like that. No permit. It was registered in the official Monument Register, but who cares? Not Bolo Mudbelly and his gang.
Progress! is what we need.
2026-07-09

Uh Oh, Competition
Now Nevis has changed regulations to attract the online gambling mafia. They offer faster licensing timelines, lower operating costs and a simplified regulatory framework than Curaçao's. Some operators were looking at alternatives already, anyway.
No secret: I, for one, hope they all go.
2026-07-09

Here's an Idea
Businesses are asked to lower profits to fight inflation. Say, I know it's outrageous, but maybe lowering taxes would help as well.
2026-07-09

Trouble Brewing
Not only CMC: all hospitals are in dire straits. All for the same reason: costs are rising but healthcare imbursements by the government don't. Still worse, elderly care subsidies go down.
We need structural reforms, says MAN/PIN. From this government, we won't get them, say I.
BZV health insurance fund reports a 2025 rise in costs of 9.5%. And with the population growing older, they are sure to go up still further. Even though SVB social insurance had a 2024 surplus of 20.4 million.
2026-07-09

Oh
SVB social insurance had no supervisory board in 2025. That explains a lot? Not really.
Meanwhile they have one, but it's not official yet.
2026-07-09

You As Well
PAR party asks questions about why the laws regulating traffic cameras are not ready yet, so those cameras are a laughing stock after having cost millions.
Well PAR, look at yourself. When you were in the government nothing happened on the subject either.
2026-07-09

Will It Work?

Hopefully, yes. At least now we know how much they're paying: 1.25 guilders for (aluminum) cans, 0.40 for glass, 1.00 for white plastic and 1.00 for colored plastic. Which is 3 times the market value, and besides, the only places where colored plastics are accepted at all.
We will get a total of 10 collection points; where, I couldn't say—yet.
To give you a rough idea, 1 kilo contains about 70 cans.
2026-07-07

High-Level Quarrel
Not that high: only between PM Prick Pias and MP Silly Vain, both M*F*K—for now. Pias doesn't like it that Vain is of the opinion that parliament members are independent. (Which they at least should be, even when the governing party has an absolute majority there, now.)
Pias mentions the term "reconcilement period." Will it work?
2026-07-07

He, Again
A FKP public housing investigation is stuck because the minister doesn't come across with the asked-for information.
If you didn't guess so yet, that's Bolo Mudbelly. He certainly gets around.
2026-07-07

Good for Them
Ex-ninister MP Silly Vain wants 2 million for assisting police officers in financial trouble, with interest-free loans and grants to pay off outstandng debts. To prevent financial stress and other risks that could affect their professional performance.
Translate: to evade bribery.
2026-07-07

ARC Auditing
Ongoing investigations into a lot of things we'd all agree with need looking into. Poverty reduction, public sector travel expenses, government cybersecurity risks and Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs). To name a few.
2026-07-07

That's Easy
Just don't react! on a report by ARC auditing that all ministries have a backlog in the planning of Roadmap 2026. None of them have reacted, except SOAW SociaL Affairs. The PM didn't either. Which results in the yearly 2026 account probably (you bet) will not get an approved statement. And who cares?
ARC explicitly advised parliament to address Bolo Mudbelly, AKA Charles Cooper, "on prioritizing improvement processes, filling open financial positions and addressing shortcomings that made previous annual accounts unverifiable," writes Curaçao.nu. If this surprises you, you can't know much about that character. He couldn't possibly even if (highly improbable) he wanted to.
The report dates from August 2025.
2026-07-06

Bad Luck
If Dutch residents have lost money when gambling in an online casino before 2021, even if it had no Dutch license, they can't claim their money back. So says the High Court. In that year, online gambling became legal in Holland.
This works that way for Curaçao online gambling houses as well.
There still are other ways to try and get your money back, but they're more complicated.
2026-07-06

Problemas
That school air conditioning is full of 'em, says ARC accounting. First, the amount available may not be used effectively at all. Then, the aircos may be installed but after that, it's not sure that the schools have money to run them.
2026-07-05

More and More, Less and Less
Nursing home Fundashon Kas di Ansiano Nos Welita had its subsidy cut by 25%, from 1,615,831 guilders in 2025 to 1,211,873 in 2026. The home cares for 35 elderly persons with a staff of 25, and like others is now in trouble.
Matybe amazingly, it's ex-minister Silly Vain who is questioning this in parliament. The SOAW social affairs minister says the cut was because of the home not restructuring its management and board, which the home denies.
2026-07-04

That Too!
Peter Stuyvesant, besides a slave-trade promoter, was an antisemite as well. Nothing much would surprise us about that guy by now.
2026-07-04

"Can't Happen Here"
Well, yes, maybe it might. The USA Institute for Justice says that more and more, the technology for machines to read license plate numbers, and report them, fails. Which results in people getting arrested because their car was photographed at a crime scene (only it was another one) or fined because they committed some traffic rule violation (only they didn't).
Maybe we should be thankful that those millions were spent for nothing. We're used to that, anyway.
2026-07-04

A Relief
5 operating room assistents have been certified. Now maybe the backlog will grow less?
2026-07-03

Words, Just Words
Hooking into the excitement about the Curaçao soccer team playing for the World Cup, M*F*K PM Prick Pias starts talking about Nation Building: "Curaçao must invest in a country where young people have opportunities and do not feel that their future lies outside the island."
Okay mon, start investing then instead of blowing all our chances.
2026-07-03

Here's Another One
Non-residents in 2025 got more mortgage financing here. 30% growth there, compared to inhabitants. Which is another sign that Corazoleños are in a worse position than foreigners. Is dissa system? Yes, seems to be so all over.
But, you say, foreigners may have asked to get get more mortgages. True. Does that really make us feel any better?
By now, one quarter of the residents are foreign-born, mainly from Latin America, the Netherlands and the Caribbean.
2026-07-03

Easy Way Out
To fight the illegal tour operators, the government will license, temporarily, people who apply for one. Will make all illegals legal? Maybe not, some may not even have a drivers' license; we just guess.
2026-07-03

He Means Well
A biologist regularly delivers articles in Amigoe on divers subjects. For the most part not bad at all. But now he definitely makes a downright ridiculous suggestion: planting kalbas [Crescentia cujete] for shadow trees.
Sorry, that's going too far. That particular tree is well known for its incredibly fresh-looking new leaves, sprouting out when rain has finally fallen after an extended dry period—when it's completely nude. Great shadows!
2026-07-02

"Better"?
Justice minister is looking at options how to "better" regulate the sex industry. Presently, there are no regulations worth mentioning at all. But it's hard to get an insight into what's going on, as the sector is "largely informal"—really? Writes Curaçao Chronicle: the minister "did not indicate when these studies could result in concrete legislative proposals." No wonder. Long after he's gone, is a fair guess.
2026-07-02

Never Misses
There we go again. This time it's Politur, the police supposed to watch over tourism that's suspected of "alleged" financial malversations. Damage 675,000 guilders. As far as is known now!
The foundation's bank account was closed after the former chairman left office. Not suspicious at all!
No worries though, they're looking into it and restructuring the organisation.
There never were any controls for years, we read in Curaçao.nu.
2026-07-02

"History"
The new owners of the Quarantainegebouw want to turn it into a cultural center. Let us all hope they'll succeed. But what makes this interesting is a piece of history we get in connection: during WWII it served to intern Germans, Austrians, Italians, NSB-members, communists, anti-colonial activists and Jewish refugees.
All bien étonnés de se trouver ensemble as the saying goes.
NSB was the Dutch Nazi union. Many of those Germans and Austrians were Jews.
2026-07-01

Oh, How Good
Now that the economy (at least on paper, not for most of us) has grown by 5.1% MAN/PIN party wants the AOW to grow accordingly to 1105 guilders/month, still far below the poverty line. The government claims this would endanger the AOW fund, and no doubt they're right. So enlarge it, already?
MAN/PIN even has a suggestion for that: take it out of the gambling sector, who pay far too little for their privileged position.
2026-07-01

Yes, You Heard this One Before
Police have started, finally, to control license plates which, theoretically, have been given out only when tax has been paid, car tests have been done and insurance covers the vehicle. They have announced fake and unauthorized plates will be confiscated immediately.
Millions have been invested in cameras which should be able to identify and record license plates, so violators could be found and fined that way.
Only, this is what we all heard before, the laws to make that possible are still in the works so it's all one big waste.
Not to mention traffic violations like the always popular ignoring of red lights.
Only, on a positive note, the Chinese may have made some money there.
2026-07-01

   
Old versus New

Fooled—Again
The court of justice building will be restored, finally, after a long period of hassles and delays. We're told it will be "preserving its architectural heritage" but you would never guess so from the plans. Another old heritage façade gone and lost.
But I betcha Bolo Mudbelly will like it.
2026-06-30

There You Have It
"Voices" want to give the Curaçao World Cup soccer team the Krus di Mérito [cross of merit] but education minister van Heydoorn says it's not so simple. Other countries must cooperate in a background check on the players. And there you have it.
So, maybe later this year but not on July 2.
Not that this player selection is out of the ordinary at all. Many national teams use imported players, as we all know.
2026-06-30

A Bit Late, Innit?
We're used to that. Only per July 1st inspection of car license plates will start, it's announced. That's only half a year since we were supposed to get them. Which was delayed several times already, so...
2026-06-27

Right. Watch them!
M*F*K MP Monte asks the economic development minister to check if the supermarkets and all are lowering their prices, now that fuel costs have gone down. They raised them as soon as fuel grew more expensive, but lowering them again may be asking too much. They'd rather ask too much, themselves.
2026-06-27

Bad, Bad
While the economy growth is stagnating (or to be precise, it's growing less hard), we now read how education and industry have shrunk by 9.7 and 4.3%. Education is most worrisome; to me at least.
Expected by CBCS central bank is a growth of 2.7% next year, 2.3% in 2027, gradually shrinking further to 2% in 2030. For whatever that prognosis is worth.
2026-06-26

The China C..t Party
Over there they're working on a law stipulating that if you say something they think bad about them, too bad! you are liable to be picked up when you touch ground in China and get locked up in jail.

The new law, which goes into effect on July 1, includes a clause saying people and groups outside the People's Republic of China can be held legally accountable for undermining "ethnic unity and progress or inciting ethnic separatism".

Even if you say it in quite another country. I kid you not.
Already, in Hong Kong and I'd guess in all of the Glorious Republic, they may confiscate your laptop, tablet and phone to check if there's something they don't like. If they for example find a link to this item, you'll never get out.
Solution? Easy: never go there.
And hope they don't come here.
2026-06-25

No Tsunami, But...
A heavy earthquake in La Guaira, Venezuela, has resulted in enormous damage and many deaths and wounded; a number of 19,000 deaths is even mentioned. Not much more is known by now. The 2 earthquakes could be felt here, but as far as is known with no damage. We then got a tsunami warning, denied by Curaçao Meteo and it indeed didn't come.
But yet another thing, not that we needed one, pointing out the potentially fatal mistake of building that CMC hospital so low and close to the shore. If a tsunami hits us, where to go with the victims?
Not to mention all those hotels built as near as possible to the water's edge.
2026-06-25

Inside Job
Over 80,000 guilders' worth of training suits and shirts have been stolen from the Curaçao FFK soccer depot. The police suspect it's an inside job, which makes me think they're right there.
2026-06-25

Oh, that's Different
The economy is shrinking again, resulting in the government debt as a percentage of the economy growing.
See?
2026-06-25

That's Easy
Bolo Mudbelly has not reacted to questions by Unesco, connected with 4 large-scale building projects in historic "World Heritage" Willemstad.
Projects are, as you already guessed, The Wharf in Scharloo, Pen Resort in Pietermaai, Majestic Apartments and Hotel, and Waterfort Plaza in Punda, plus West Wharf and Belvedère in Otrabanda.
An old tactic of Curaçao officials: delay or don't reply at all.
For some of these, it's too late already; like The Wharf. Others probably have been made unavoidable by now.
2026-06-25

Confusion
So the government, we're told, has transferred 2.5 milllion guilders to FKP for maintenance. Now we're confused. Does this mean FKP can be starting up maintenance again, after all?
2026-06-25

Is that Good?
In a way, it is. Thanks to the growing economy (tourism!) the budget deficit is shrinking and currency exchange reserves are at a record height, I understand.
Now let's see how the pirates in Forti make the deficit grow again.
2026-06-25

We're Saved! Maybe
Dutch parliament is worried about the foodstocks in the Caribbean. There should be sufficient for emergencies (which is after 3 days or so, come to think of it).
What can they do that's of any real use? You'll have to wait for what they figure out.
2026-06-24

Even the Dutch Notice
Yes, the kaaskoppen who still keep coming can read in their own newspapers, this one De Volkskrant, how not all of us like the by now unmanageable stream of tourists. With the main question growing stronger and stronger:
What's in it for US? Nothing much; to the contrary, less and less, it looks like.
2026-06-24

Maybe. Possibly.
Curçao is offering its energy-related experience to Suriname, which is getting ready for an oil boom. Bolo Mudbelly talks about decades of storage and refining. Hey, wasn't that refining left to PdVSA who for all we know left the plant in ruins? We may be wrong but that certainly is the impression you get driving by.
2026-06-24

Don't Get Sick
Always good advice, you say. Yes, but this is getting serious. First, there's a 1078 patients backlist fur sergeries: Warda un rato. Went up from 715 since March. Only 5 of 7 operating rooms are used because there's a shortage of assistants.
Efforts are made to hire personnel, specialists and nurses, from Colombia. By the health minister, not by the hospital. Not as it should be.
And all that while health inspector Keli has taken his leave.
Finally, the government wants to introduce maximum waiting times for healthcare. How they want to achieve that, is anybody's guess. The law arranging this has been waiting for publication for almost a year already, so there you are—NOT.
2026-06-24

How Can that Be
Students are bad in math and science, with reports showing bad grades. The thought is, that's because of poor communication between schools and parents. "The issue may warrant closer examination by education authorities" writes Curaçao Chronicle. Gee, you think?
2026-06-24

Oh, that's Why
Construction may (still) be booming, but builders point at continued rising costs of material prices, transportation and workers. Estimates run from 5% to 15% up.
2026-06-23

Stop Me...
... if you heard this one before: "Government must speed up to serve citizens" is an Amigoe headline.
We don't have to read more to agree wholeheartedly.
2026-06-23

PM Pias at It Again
SBTNO (sparing you the acronym's details, that's a bureau advising on these matters) judges that Selikor's director must have 10 years of experience in an executive function. But M*F*K PM Prick Pias thinks that's asking too much, and 5 years is sufficient.
Maybe his favorite candidate doesn't fulfill that norm? Or there just isn't anybody around who does, and wants that function?
2026-06-23

Positive
The construction sector is booming, what wih all those new hotels, apartments and second homes. Not for us, for foreigners. Only, the sector can't find enough workers to take on all those projects: not enough electricians, plumbers and carpenters.
So the economy's growth is braked down by that shortage. Which at this point, cynics may see as positive.
2026-06-23

But How Many Years?
There is work on the FAA grading for the airport, but you know how it is. It takes time, here more than elsewhere is what it looks like. So there's some new law in the making, which won't be working before end last year. And only then the desired upgrade back to category 2 (which was lost in 2012) can start to be reconsidered. Which again may take years.
2026-06-23

Times Have Changed
A quote from Thomas Sowell (who happens to be black):
"I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white."
Good old times? Not so much. But is that progress?
2026-06-20

So What
The story, which I haven't checked, is that most of the "Curaçaoan" soccer champions in fact were born and live in Holland.
I don't think that matters, really; likewise, for many decades the Dutch baseball team has been largely consisting of guys originating from Curaçao. Still, people's patriotic enthusiasm in the "Blue Wave" comes across as rather ironic.
2026-06-20

Chutzpah
Hato airport warns for parking problems because of the soccer World Championship travelers.
As if they didn't exist long before then. In fact, they're chronic.
2026-06-20

Groan
Curaçao is TUI airline's top destination with a 100% load factor. So 27,000 seats will be added next season.
2026-06-20

Growth
The economy has grown by 5.1% last year, compared to 2024. Main factors were tourism and building.
(Same thing.)
What good does that do to us? We're just getting priced out of the market. And crowded out of our beaches.
2026-06-19

New Subterfuges
In the Zakitó case, now in court, the government opines that the claim by MSZ Movimentu Save Zakitó is not admissible because MSZ is no legal entity. They have more excuses, all based on procedure rather than addressing the real problems.
Verdict on July 10.
2026-06-19

How We Wish
Dutch parliament is worried about the high energy prices in the "Caribbean Netherlands" and even want something done about it. What, is not clear at all.
And anyway, that's only the BES-islands, not Aruba, St, Maarten and Curaçao.
Sabans pay €0.5046/Kwh (XCG1.04), which easily beats Aqualectra, incredible as it sounds.
2026-06-19

Heh
After the decision to lighten visa requirements for Venezuelans visiting here, the reaction in that country is far from positive. Many resent years of humiliation and discrimination.
Which in fact is fine with me. Please stay away?
2026-06-19

Where, then, Did It Go?
Good question, PAR! After first getting allocated millions of guilders for maintenance, it's hard to understand why now FKP social housing announces a stop on maintenance.
The question is directed at the irresponsible VVRP minister, Bolo Mudbelly. The right person.
2026-06-19

"Integrity? What's that?"
You can't even blame the civil servants. They complain that if they blow the whistle, in 45% of the cases no feedback is ever received. Which is nu surprise at all to the rest of us. Don't Rock the Boat!
Then, not more than 21% of them know about the oath or pledge that's part of the so-called integrity framework. At Social Affairs, that's even less, 16%. Economic Development seems to score low, as well. Small wonder, there's only tourism there...
2026-06-19

Unpatriotic Traitors
How dare they go live elsewhere but on dushi Kòrsow? Serves them right that they get even less AOV welfare pension than the oldies who live here. Still, nasty questions are being asked to Bolo Mudbelly by pensioners' association BGNAA.
2026-06-18

That Costs Money!
Which I expect will be Bolo Mudbelly's answer to PAR questions about how maintenance of FKP social housing has been stopped postponed.
2026-06-18

Finally
But is it good news? The old SEHOSpital is finally sold and will be redeveloped. This is not something that fills us with enthusiasm, as one of the names involved is Bas Filipini, who has built a certain reputation with his involvement in several projects already, like in Pietermaai.
2026-06-18

Fine Timing
MAN-PIN party accuses the minister of health of "structural abuse of power and the unlawful removal of civil servants" which might have a negative effect on the quality and continuity of public services. Ya think? Comes at a great moment. And maybe not so coincidental?
2026-06-18

Ain't that Fine
Keli, the inspector of health, has retired after 8 years, leaving no successor behind.
Keli himself was the successor of Jan Huurman who left after a quarrel with Sushi Römer.
A replacement is expected in less than two weeks. Let's hope so. And that shehe will be any good.
2026-06-18

What Improvements?
The consumers union announces that C***-Post has introduced several improvements on the detested community mail boxes. But not a word on what the improvements are.
2026-06-18

Disgrace
There's a screwworm fly infestation in the USA, and our veterinary service reacts with a warning. As if that could possibly mean a danger to us, here, you'd think. But it does! After the insect was completely eradicated here in the 1950s by the world's first try-out of a campaign distributing sterile males, it has long since come back by way of imports of unchecked cattle from South America.
2026-06-18

"Include Me Out"
Is what Sam Goldwyn of MGM is supposed to have said. This is about an email Belastingdienst sent around, asking to cooperate on a review of how satisfied we are with them.
How could anybody be satisfied with that bunch, or even the idea to force us to pay taxes... or else? "In naam des Konings" [in the name of the king] is the text used by the sheriffs coming by to press you to pay or seize your property instead. Or go to jail.
Even if that "service" followed the laws, which it doesn't.
2026-06-17

How Strange
Amigoe has an article reporting that the public's confidence in politics and political institutions is declining in Holland and Curaçao (and elsewhere, we dare guess).
Who could possibly explain such a weird effect?
In Curaçao; the church comes off best with less than half, 42.0% having "much confidence"; next police with only 26.5% and on the absolute bottom the government, 4.8% and political parties, 2.3%.
So who votes for those bums?
2026-06-17

Yeah...
Civil servants are afraid to report abusive situations, an action popularly called "whistle-blowing"—afraid of reprisals in spite of the official integrity policy. And who could blame them?
"Managers and staff experience the integrity culture differently" we read in Curaçao.nu. Ya betcha.
2026-06-17

It's a Start
But for now, what more can we reasonably expect? The government is working on catching up on the education laws. You can only agree that's where it should start.
But after that, will there come a proper follow-up?
2026-06-17

Revolutionary
M*F*K MP Monte has an idea. Why not pay people to deliver trash to the Malpais landfill instead of charging them money?
It would mean, for one thing, it will be full-up even sooner than expected now.
That Monte asks for greater transparency about where the money is actually going, is something we can only agree with.
2026-06-17

Flop
The Landspakket can only be called a flop. It was supposed to help Curaçao out with a big loan to reform tax, social services and a lot of other most desirable things, but almost nothing has been accomplished. Only that the money has disappeared, of course.
What else to expect with such a no-good gang of swindlers in Forti?
2026-06-17

No, It's Kosher!
After the criticism of parliament head Brownbill's traveling off, with staff, to see the world cup matches, we are assured that his their "promotional" visit is a good thing. For him/them, no doubt that's true.
The statement was despatched from Houston, Texas. Where else?
We now also know that the trip takes two weeks. Fourteen days. Half a month.
What budget this comes out of we don't know. The parliament travel budget? I'd guess not.
2026-06-17

Security or Spying?
Security cameras often turn out to have ties to the Chinese Communist Party and Military (same thing).
Which makes me ask, say, how about those security cameras a former minister bought from China? It may be a good thing after all most were never used, even if it means the money was wasted.
2026-06-17

Looks Like It
CFT financial supervision thinks that Curaçao is unable to execute all planned investment projects, almost 200 million guilders' worth of them, in 2027. The ministries just don't have the capacity to handle it.
Well, hire more spoiled brats! And invest in giving them desks—with airco of course, and internet to visit porn-sites. See how easy it is? Where there's a will there's a way.
2026-06-16

More... More...
Curaçao is considering to cancel visa requirements for Venezuelans, because that tourist market fell apart.
No mention is made of the illegals who have made it here without any visa at all.
2026-06-16

Let's Blow It!
So everybody's up in Clouds because of the soccer world championship matches wherein the Curaçao team is participating. But PNP's MP Gerard, acknowledging it is a laudable accomplishment, is worried about the celebrations and their costs. The government, he points out, is organising many feasts with bands, drinks and food, among others for (imagine that) civil servants, and he wonders if that money shouldn't be better spent other ways. Spoilsport! Apatriotic traitor!
And parliament head is traveling to three match locations on "business trips" of over two weeks, accompanied by staff members, using public funds to cover travel, accommodations, tickets, and accompanying personnel. "Complete with airline tickets, hospitality arrangements, hotel accommodations, food and beverage allowances, and a daily allowance of 875 guilders," says Curaçao Chronicle.
2026-06-16


   
Hope It Works
It is not clear to me if this is a government initiative, as announced before. There's a new website Kunukuman Recyle which announces three points, more later, where you can deliver your trash. Not all kinds of it, though. (There are some already, only these new ones pay.)
Sorry, had a spelling mistake in that link. Fixed now.
In other countries, this is a source of income for the poorest of the poor, of which we have many. There, they pick up trash from bins and roadsides. There's money in that waste! But the crucial question for the rest of us, is it worth while financially? The site doesn't answer that specifically in a chat session.
Those photos are from Hong Kong.
2026-06-15

Found Back
Pietersz, the Kas di Kòrsow whistleblower, is back again. Where and how we're not told, let alone where he's been and why he disappeared.
2026-06-13

Not Good Enough
Holland wants to give the islands seats in Dutch parliament, "as a solution to the democratic deficit." Interpret that as you wish; anyway, Curaçao parliament rejects it, because "population differences are too large."
In other words, they want more voting power—in Holland.
But the Dutch have no voting power at all here, nor are they trying to get it. That's colonialism, folks!
2026-06-13

That May Be Why
It is a good reason to make haste. The EU has doubled its Overseas Countries and Territories (OCT) program budget to €999 million, of which 425m is available to the Dutch and French islands. Some EU parliament members want to more than double that again to €2.8 billion because of "growing climate and economic challenges."
Which may go a long way to explain why the government is making haste with the Landspakket.
2026-06-13

We Saw that Movie Before
And we know how it ended... M*F*K MP Monte wants better contacts with Colombia and Santo Domingo to get cheaper food imports from there. This is not the first time we hear such sounds and the results were... er... not impressive.
2026-06-13

Reforms
Took some time (we're used to that) but now Curaçao is pushing ahead with reforms needed for the Landspakket, connected with the Covid-loans from Holland. There's a 2027 deadline, 18 months from now, so it's about time.
Government modernization, tax reform and public sector restructuring are all part of it. That's a lot, depending. Will the brigand gang make it?
2026-06-13

Get It Clear
That guy Pietersz who disappeared without a trace two weeks ago, after he had blown the whistle about thefts at Kas di Kòrsow? Please understand that was in the Hague, our plenpot minister's hangout.
No declaration has been filed. He jes gon, mon.
Dirty work? A bit late then, unless it's revenge. (Never too late for that!)
2026-06-12

We're the Champ! Last Chance?
It's unavoidable now. Because the dreaded Climate Change poses-growing-risks-for players. Our Blue Wave soccer players are used to playing in the heat, which gives them an almost unfair advantage in what "may be the final world cup to be-played in the summer."
2026-06-12

Wow, She's Smart
Mabel van Houten, "coordinator Caribbean countries at [Dutch] OCW Minstry of Education, Culture and Science" is convinced that good education forms the base of a strong future.
Well put, Mabel! Who else would or even could have thought of that?
Mabel must have been raised in the age before the cell phones took over schools, which resulted in the 3 points of IQ we were progressing per decade being turned into a .2 loss per year. Which makes a 5 points per decade total difference.
2026-06-12

Drive with Care
A driver got angry with another one who made a traffic mistake, and decided to bump into the other one's car. A verbal quarrel ensued, during which one of them (we're not told which one) got out a gun and loosened several shots, hitting his antagonist in the breast. Then he split the scene, and now the police are looking for him.
Somehow I get the feeling he may have had a gun, but no drivers' license. And no gun permit either.
2026-06-12

Gosh
Again, 10% more tourists in May.
2026-06-12

It's a Plan
The government is working on a new plan to clean up and maintain barios, parks and public spaces. Extra money is reserved in 2027 to tackle the filth problems "sustainably".
2026-06-12

Dreadful Sorry, Clementine
Like in the old song: "Gone and lost forever." The country's 2025 budget has a surplus, after all, of over 100 million guilders.
We'll never get those tax payments back, that's for sure: 70 million more than expected.
2026-06-12

It's a Trend
The article blames Obama but while he certainly carries part of the responsibility, it's more like he's a child of his times, like we all are. We see it happening here as well all over, all most of the time, much as some of us deplore it.
It's called "Progress"
2026-06-11

They Do, Do They?
The civil servants do know about integrity politics, an assessment has shown. Which may surprise you, but the reason becomes clear as well: "there's a 'noticeable gap' between [that knowledge] and day-tot-day applications."
How to fix that?
2026-06-11

Good News
The Nationaal Archief Curaçao has opened a renewed website and an e-depot, where historical archives will be available to researchers and the general public. However, the press doesn't give you the links.
Which are (our service is perfect!) Nationaal Archief Curaçao and e-depot.
2026-06-11

Don't Ring them Bells
Nor blow those whistles. PNP MP Osepa asks whatever happened to Kas di Kòrsow worker Pietersz, who has for two weeks disappeared without a trace, with no action on his bank account. This after he blew the whistle on thefts at KdK. And according to Osepa, it's our M*F*K PM Prick Pias himself who was responsible for firing him and stopping his salary.
I shouldn't wonder.
2026-06-10

What Else to Expect
The Dutch Caribbean Coast Guard has started a reform program, because it has been infiltrated by organized crime groups, resulting in "recent drug-related arrests, convictions and disciplinary actions" among personnel.
But anti-drug operations have been resumed, which had come to a halt because of protests against the rücksichtlos attacks on drug smugglers by the USA.
2026-06-10

Warning
What a laugh. The Fair Trade Authority is afraid that suppliers "may" be abusing a dominant market position.
It's the name of the game! Don't be ridiculous.
FTAC has the power to fine them for millions of guilders. Well, go ahead and do so pronto. Please?
And what will those violators do but pass the fines on to their clients?
2026-06-10

Here?
The UN wants more information on the position of Curaçao women (no vulgar and obscene jokes, please). First reaction, it's not bad at all, comparing: second reaction, better look at the women's position in all those Muslim countries that by now may form a majority in the UN.
2026-06-10

From the Top Down
Hopefully... The Kingdom wants to fight criminality on the Caribbean islands. I know where to start.
2026-06-10

We'e Seen that Movie Already
Fundashon Betèsda in 2022 made a deal to relieve CMC hospital from 29 patients by accepting them in revalidation programs. However, this has been limited to 5 because the 1.5 million guilders promised by SVB were never paid.
M*F*K (still) MP Silly Vain has asked questions about this, as the ministerial ordinance was drawn up when he was a minister, but never executed. Small wonder.
2026-06-09

Hope It Works
Bolo Mudbelly announces that within 2 or 3 weeks, the government will make 8 million guilders available for clean-up activities. This has to do with the international attention we get because of the soccer world championship, in which Curaçao is a competitor.
After that's over, back to dumping trash.
2026-06-09

Same Old Story
A Dutch "expert", van Herk, warns that the Dutch subsidy system to stimulate renewable energy is not fit for the islands. As it seems more and more, it isn't so well fit for the Netherlands either.
He warns that "The sun does not always shine and the wind does not always blow" [good point] so we need battery systems [which are much too expensive to really work], backup capacity [fossil fuels, what else?] and modern networks [please, ASAP].
Not a word about hydrogen, to our great relief.
2026-06-09

Not Even Fun While It Lasted
The 5.4% economic growth of 2024 shrunk to 2.9% last year, and this year is predicted to fall back to 2.5%.
And this while tourism is still growing to record levels. Well, all good things come to a bad end. Just you wait.
The Economists Club warns the base must be broadened, and they must be right.
2026-06-09

My Dreams...
The government, as part of the project UN KÒRSOW, asks the people what visions they have for the island's future. You can deliver your ideas online at platform UNKORSOU.COM.
Please, no nasty talk like "Let's go burn down Forti" or "Ban all politicians", okay?
2026-06-08

Many Won't Believe It
It's not Correct, after all. But as it turns out in the USA, the more people possess a gun, the less violent crime there is.
Thing may be, if you prohibit guns, it's mainly the criminals who carry one. Go figure...
2026-06-08

What? We Worry?
With the food prices keeping going up all the time, as you can't help noticing on a weekly visit to the supermarket, that at least is part of a solution. Soon, many of the people will mot be able to afford food at all any more, so the rest will have their supply guaranteed for a little longer.
Think positive!
2026-06-07

Here's Your Proof
M*F*K PM Prick Pias states "government leaders sometimes need the courage to make decisions in the public interest, even when legal regulations may stand in the way."
He needn't have said it, we all knew it all the time: who cares about the law? Not our Bleaders. Straight from the ugly horse's mouth.
No, that's not another manifestation of fascism... Wat makes you think that?
2026-06-06

That's Better
A new power plant is almost ready for action. At first sight, the names Salu [health] and Wärtsillä may make you fear (again) the worst; however, these are not wind generators but 4 solid solid-fuel burning engines. Total 40 MW worth of them. Ready end this year.
2026-06-06

The End, or a New Start
Looks like Sidney "Bicho" Justiana will be the next Plenipotentiary Minister in Holland. Hopefully, this means the end of all unsavory complications which have been connected with that function for a long, long time now.
2026-06-06

Not Nearly Enough
VVRP ministry announces road projects in the works. I won't bother taking the list over from Curaçao Chronicle; we can all agree that it's all much too late and not enough by a long way.
2026-06-05

Yes, But...
In Curaçao.nu Janse-Gosepa tells us all that Curaçao, like in fact the whole world, has the duty to protect its own future by taking measures to guarantee a healthy environment.
Don't tell us, tell the government. No, that won't help either. Not here.
2026-06-05

That's Not News
In fact, it's been getting old for quite some time already: "Implementation of social reforms delayed considerably" is Amigoe's first page headline. It's, as always, and what did you expect?
But the government emphasizes that preparations are continued. Aha, good to know.
Or not?
2026-06-04

Come Quick, Starlink!
Yesterday Aqualectra's electricity supply disappeared without a trace at about 08:45. No previous warning of course. At the same time, Flow's internet connection went dead to come back about 13:15. Aqualectra only at 15:30.
And they tell me not to go for those bloody foreigners of Starlink? Better trust Flow and Aqualectra as ISPs? I will admit I'm crazy, but hope I'm not a fool.
2026-06-03

Biz as Usual
PNP party remarks on many pensionados' discontent about the promised 1000 guilders extra AOV. Many have received only 980. You may feekl that's just whining, but on their meager income it does make an appreciable difference, sad to say.
And also, people who have returned to Curaçao less than 5 years ago don't get their promised 2,500 at all.
Hey, this is our government; what else did they expect? A fair deal?
2026-06-03

They're Kidding!
The Zaquitó apartment buildings are only 4 meters higher than building permit specs, according to a report by VVRP ministry itself. But the protestors say that's not all there is to it: there are more points where the actual buildings differ from the permits.
And apart from that, howzabout the EOP? Sigh, yes, I know: "Only marks on paper."
Judge will pronounce verdict on June 9. r
2026-06-03

Or Maybe Not
The (possibly) predicted Super El Niño "could" bring extreme heat and drought to the Caribbean.
2026-06-03

Come Over! Bring Your Car!
Population has grown by 1,861 to 158,600 last year. Not counting illegals, of course; nor tourists as they should be, even if they're only temporarily here. Doesn't matter, there are always a number present adding to congestion. Physically as well as psychologically.
2026-06-03

Just Saying
In Holland, where our aystem originally was based on, AOV welfare pension is coupled to minimum wages.
Here, not so much.
2026-06-03

He Means Well?
Somebody in some newspaper warned us not to go for Starlink! It's owned by Elon Musk, who's a friend of Donald Trump. Both monsters and as he calls them, megalomaniacs. Must be rotten.
Too bad that just now, both Aqualectra and Flow internet connection died in these very hands. While I keep records of it happening, don't feel like delving through them. It's bad enough that, once again, I lose X many hours of production.
I just ask "Who are the real magalomaniacs here?" for the record. We all know the answer too damn well. We're well supplied with them.
2026-06-02

Kindred Souls
MAN and PIN political parties have decided to make it official: "No ma'am, we won't hide it" any longer; they'll form one gang from now on.
No surprise, their names popped up together time and time again already.
2026-06-02

Sorry, But It's a Point: "Islas Inutiles"
Everybody is madly angry with Dutch PVV MP Vlottes because he had the effrontery of claiming that the Dutch Caribbean BES islands if sold in the international market wouldn't even bring in a penny; sorry, €uro he said.
That must be an exaggeration, but still...
The fact is, if these were franchises owned by a business the holding company would be glad to get rid of such losing affiliates. Let's face it, kids.
And like it or not, the same goes for the other 3 as well.
The discussion started because Vlottes warned that hiring more government personnel, as proposed, was not the way to attack existing problems, and we can only agree he's right: it will mean still more of the same. Proven fact.
2026-06-02

Fugget It
It's official, finally: heavy reports confirm what I've been telling you for years: it's impossible to feed Curaçao's population (and that of the other Dutch islands, and in fact most Caribbean islands) with food supplied by its own agriculture. There's just not enough land, water, and energy around. Not by a long way.
As usual, facts don't matter a thing to a few diehards, like Visser in an announced lecture at UNA university. If we all stop eating beef, it's feasible all right, he maintains. I won't bore you with his deranged calculations; if you care, you can go and listen to them on June 3, 19:00-21:00.
That there is room, space and opportunity for part of the food being supplied locally, that should go without saying.
2026-06-02

Better Start Hoarding Now
Curaçao will run out of food in 4 (four) days without new supplies coming in. Start hoarding and it will grow even worse. And it may keep you alive 2 or 3 days longer.
(Same for New York, Amsterdam and Tokyo.)
Tourism is one reason.
Aruba and Bonaire are even worse off; only Statia beats us. Small consolation.
More local agricultural production "may" add 1 day. Big deal.
2026-06-01

What's in a Word
Like spoiled kids the Arubianos are (not quite) throwing a tantrum because some Dutch minister dared call them "a country" just like Curaçao and St. Maarten. While they had been fighting for years for their Status aparte! It's a goshdarned shame and that minister must apologize!
Which he says he won't. Good for him. Grow up, punks.
2026-05-31

That's Good? If True
A different noise than all those Global Warming warnings we've been flooded with; even if it's another form of Climate Change. Because a "grand solar minimum" is expected, earth temperature may go down with 1℃ by 2030.
So it was not CO₂ but the sun all the time?
Brings back memories of the late 1970s when a new Ice Age was predicted but never came. This would be a Mini Ice Age.
Would save us all on airco, that's for sure. But there are drawbacks as well. I prefer warmth, and so do many crops.
2026-05-30

How Could They?
CFT financial supervision can't get answers from the government on the financial situation. Which figures, they can't have much more than an inkling themselves.
And the government is warned "to Get Serious About Debt Reduction as Investments Lag Behind Budget." Out of 29m on this year's budget, only 6m has been actually invested to date.
And a new loan (from Holland, where else?) of 186m has been applied for. For those investments, which makes CFT and us wonder if, then, it's really needed.
Except to spend it elsewhere, you got it.
2026-05-30

Who Thinks those Names Up?
Like for medications, you ask yourself that for those online gambling mafia gangs. Now one called "Raging Rhino" has been convicted by an Austrian court to pay back €30,000 in gambling losses and costs. Their casino Lucky Days had no license to operate in Austria.
This seems to be the norm rather than the exception by now.
2026-05-30

I Foresee Practical Problems
Aruba and Bonaire are trying together to get to a waste management system, and it sort of figures to involve Curaçao in those plans. But for the life of me, I can't imagine an economical way to transport trash and waste between the islands.
Maybe a new ferry, after all?
2026-05-30

Traffic Humps
Looks like DOW and VVRP ministry have found a use for those things after having them sitting for years on the DOW premises (bought for a much higher price than the first batch cost, hmmm). They're dumped, there's no better word, in rural Bandabou where they appear on roads without any warning signs or even a light on them, just asking for accidents.
To improve safety, sure.
2026-05-30

Too Late?
Let us hope so, as often in this retarded place... Now CBCS central bank, after IPCC climate dooms have largely been canceled, is starting to worry. "Climate Change Threatens Fisheries, Agriculture, and Vulnerable Communities" says the Curaçao Chronicle headline.
A good thing, this time, that their advice is almost never taken up on.
2026-05-29

Still Worse
Now (who else) M*F*K comes with the idea to change the law for land expropriation, as it doesn't stand up to "modern challenges" involving infrastructure, housing development, economic projects, and public access to beaches.
So the ownership protected by law should be taken away from you because somebody (the government) needs it for other purposes?
PHOOEY on that!
2026-05-29

Ruination
Part of a protected forest at Savonet-Cristoffel Park was denuded by heavy machinery. Nobody seems to know by whom; at least, we're not told. The terrain is owned by Domeinbeheer, a government dept under the irresponsibility of VVRP (read: Bolo Mudbelly—again).
We all know these heavy machines cost money. In fact, they're damned expensive. So somebody who could afford it must have ordered this to happen.
Who?
2026-05-29

What Else
Car gasoline will become more expensive next month: 0.26/liter more. But miraculously, diesel will become cheaper. Don't ask me to explain.
2026-05-29

Spare Us Your Bunkum
Electricity will become more expensive next month. Because of higher fuel prices, what else?
So please shut up about how those investments in batteries and wind generators spare us money. Please?
Better still, stop throwing OUR money away on that worthless junk.
2026-05-29

There You Have It
Amigoe's headline says Caribbean food production higher than expected. Not that anybody expected much. But as the article says, there's a relatively large egg production, but few possibilities to produce more dairy products and meat. "It's not realistic" to expect sufficient local production of grains, potatoes and other starchy foodstuffs.
2026-05-28

More Krauts
But less kaaskoppen [cheese heads]. Corendon Airlines, which just opened a new line Düsseldorf-CUR (3 weekly flights), had a total sales amount of €866m, but made less than €3m profits (1%).
Dutch airports are becoming too expensive, says Corendon.
Blamed are high fuel costs, geopolitical tensions and growing operational costs. I'd say, why bother. But think full hotel rooms.
2026-05-28

#ThereToo
It comes with governments: we may complain about exorbitant travel budgets for cabinet members and MPs, but the Dutch spent an inordinate amount on travel expenses to the Dutch Caribbean as well: over €11 million in 2025. Most of it by Defense, €6.6m.
2026-05-28

No Kidding
To quote Curaçao Chronicle "The [La Tasca] case remains one of the most visible examples in recent years of how migration flows from Venezuela affected Curaçao's underground economy and nightlife industry during periods of economic and humanitarian crisis in the neighboring country."
It gets better: "Judges involved in related proceedings openly questioned why police officers regularly visited nightclubs where undocumented Venezuelan women were employed." For kicks or for kickbacks?
2026-05-28

Right, MUCH More
Surgeons and other specialists feel they have a right to get a much higher salary than 110% of what our worthless PM gets. They're right, apart from the question if he has any right to earn that much.
2026-05-27

Boring Bores
Dutch parties GroenLinks/PvdA show their true colors, to quote what became a cliché: Green on the outside, red on the inside. The Bonaire people must be protected against climate change. And how about the predicted Super El Niño (which may not come at all)? And isn't it terrible that an American company plans to start pumping gas out of the sea bottom near Aruba?
Just to make themselves more popular with the voters, I guess? Looks like that doesn't work so well anymore now that they're finding out how much it's costing them.
2026-05-27

Making Do
Campo Alegre may be closed (for now) but private initiative has taken over. One example is nightclub La Tasca, of which the owners have to pay (the government) over 867,000 guilders for "unlawfully obtained advantage."
Not so funny is, why pay that to the government? It's the exploited women who should get the money.
2026-05-27

Asking Too Much
M*F*K MP Doran asks if we have noticed that Curaçao is getting filthier and filthier (thanks; yes, we did) and says that's not good (thanks; no, not at all). He does say that former funds for cleaning and maintenance have been gradually reduced. Thanks, we didn't know that; even if it's no surprise: that money will have been put to use for other purposes.
Doran wants minister Boekhoudt to tell us how much that reduction has been, and wants him to start a structural management policy.
2026-05-27

Could Be
The oil boom of Guyana and Suriname is an opportunity for Curaçao to start serving as a maritime support base for the Southern Caribbean: a logistics, repairs and offshore support center.
Sounds more realistic than going on with the refinery. And we don't hear much about those Korean plans; which of course doesn't mean a thing one way or the other. Even if they could in theory now get their oil from elsewhere than Venezuela.
2026-05-27

How Many More?
After a claim in court by SBGOK an online casino, who cares which one? is forced to pay a Filippino gambler over $140,000 out of an amount he lost of more than 162K, because it "failed to adequately intervene despite clear warning signs of problematic gambling behavior."
The casino accepted his account even while not licensed to operate in the Filippines.
All of which makes you ask, "How many cases are there of ruined people just licking their losses?"
2026-05-27

Very Vague
Erwin Raphaëla writes a letter to the Amigoe editor about slavery. So far so good, it is a problem. But when he quotes a real Nijmegen professor (so he must be right?) on the history, that guy Huizer claims that slavery has left its marks in our DNA which causes all of those present problems.
Highly doubtable and a remnant of old debunked theories, based on falsified experiments, as far as I know. I call BULLSHIT! at the top of my voice.
I hope I'm not wrong, for a change.
2026-05-26

True Word
MAN/PIN parties want a public debate, soon, on the wave of car thefts. Maybe that will accomplish something? You never can tell.
The party (sounds like one to me about now) says many people feel they are inadequately protected and that "criminals do what they want." And they don't even mean the Ali Baba gang in Forti's cave.
And EEK! tourism is touched as well by now! Tourists leave the island with a "bad aftertaste" and car rental businesses have problems with damages as well.
The party asked the minister of justice about this on January 28, but hasn't had a reply yet. What did they expect?
2026-05-26

Words
M*F*K MP Seferina wants the great increase of government income, "numbers on paper," to turn into some good for the Curaçao people.
Where have you been the last 15 years, Seferina? Let's kick him out of the party.
2026-05-26

Pay Up! Or Else?
Good question. New discussions are started by the Dutch government with Curaçao and St. Maarten about payback of the 2010 loans, when (remember?) we grew independent. Or autonomous. Or, according to some, neither. The kingdom wants to ensure "future-proof public finances."
About time, you say? I won't deny it.
2026-05-26

So, Go!
During inspections on Spaanse Water, 11 illegal rafts were discovered. Inspections were held because of concerns about illegal moorings, unregistered "floating structures" and maritime regulations violations.
Not a word about fines.
And in Punda, inspections were held at 22 locations, mainly about compliance with terrace permits, but much more.
Here, not a word about fines either.
2026-05-26

Say...
That new road to lighten traffic to Bandabou via Bullenbaai, which in January we were told was supposed to be ready in 3 months. Nothing heard any more. Oh well, government business as usual.
2026-05-25

"The Rest Is Silence"
All to the good. Nothing more heard about Energis' Bullenbaai plans to start producing "sustainable" fuel out of used oil waste. It was supposed to be feasible because of €Uropean subsidies, needed because the product is 3 times as expensive as that pumped out of the ground and refined.
Maybe that subsidy isn't forthcoming after all?
But the UK, what used to be and may become again Great Britain, is plodding on. RAF will switch to "sustainable" fuel for all flights, which will cost £100m per year (by 2040).
Betcha it won't go through.
2026-05-25

Beaches
MAN/PIN want a public parliament meeting on public access to the beaches. While this has become a problem, one has to ask if and what that will accomplish. Maybe it will? Wait and see...
2026-05-25

All to the Good
After the grandiose flop of paying for guns delivered to the police, now another approach is planned: paying squealers to blab about people they know who possess guns.
Not so sure if that's a good thing:—
Tippers will remain anonymous, but hey! they will get as much or even more money (how?) for a tip than people got for giving their guns up.
2026-05-25

Get Rid of It
The postal services, what used to be called PTT in Holland (which, a dead giveaway, is a straight translation of the French Poste, Téléphone, Télégraphe; yes, it stems from Napoléonic times), USPS in the USA and C***-Post International here, have had their time. Letters and even Christmas cards now go by email; almost only the Tax "Service", as always behind the times, still makes use of snail mail and even that is changing.
Packets come in by FedEx or UPS or other services, which are much easier and faster than having to go to the Post Office to pick them up after having to wait in line there.
Not even wanting to mention those Community Boxes.
Like in the USA, the idea is to get rid of the whole furshlugginer business!
2026-05-24

Please Hurry
Starlink is coming to us as an internet provider as well, after Bonaire and St. Maarten were ahead of us. A concession has been applied for and is expected to be granted next month.
(Elon Musk's) Starlink offers wireless satellite connections at much higher speeds. You'll have to buy a disk antenna (which doesn't come cheap), but monthly rates will most probably be between (SXM) $35 and $75; on BON $55.
To compare: just got my Flow bill for 119 guilders ($65), download speed 32.35Mbps—while Flow claims it's 300Mbps.
Goodbye Flow. Can't wait.
2026-05-24

How Nice!
For them, our MPs, that is. As for me, I can't get excited that they can now become members of ParlAmericas, "the regional parliament of South, Central and North America and the Caribbean region." They couldn't before, but ParlAmericas will change the rules so we, if maybe? not independent, can get in as well.
How fine! One more destination to travel to. Please enlarge the budget?
Makes me really ask myself if the USA and Canada are members as well. Admit it, they are autonomous.
2026-05-24

Some Surprise
At several New York, schools, cell phones have been banned which "has had an overwhelmingly postive impact." In fact, "jaw dropping" is how it's described: "Kids actually talk to each other in school. They sit in the hallway, they engage, they laugh, they study. They play games," she said.
Let's try it?
2026-05-24

Hurricane Season
It's starting next month. For once, NOAA predicts a less-intense-than-average season: watch it! They're almost always wrong, so it may well turn out the other way.
At any rate, building materials have grown more expensive already anyway. Leave it to commerce.
2026-05-23

A Welcome Breath of Sanity
Dutch government is turning more sceptical on the Green Hydrogen pipedream nightmare. "For the time being" costs of production, storage and transport are too high which makes large-scale production seem not feasible.
Told you so.
Not to mention the pie-in-the-sky idea of floating wind generators. Too bad we already spent million(s) on sea bottom research.
The bad news is, Dutch cabinet is still pushing for more "green energy" production here. Look where it brought them!
2026-05-23

Some Dreams Come True?
Former MP Menki Rojer warns that M*F*K is committing suicide by rejecting ex-minister Silly Vain as Capo.
Don't make my mouth water. Be still, my fluttering heartstrings.
2026-05-23

Oxy Morons
More and more noise about "sustainable tourism"—a contradiction in terms if I ever heard one.
2026-05-22

Can't Follow
MAN/PIN is blaming the government for promoting littering and illegal dumping of trash. Which may be going a bit bin too far; and in fact, it boils down to not enough enforcing of existing laws. Which is true enough; but what else is new?
One more deep sigh from the bottom of our hearts.
2026-05-22

More and More Gambling Sh*t
In a dispute against online casinos, the court has removed multi-million €uro seizures in a dispute. But another case is still pending.
And the CGA gambling authority introduces new obligatory cybersecurity measures for all licensed gambling orgs, complying with international standards.
Now let's see if they keep to it.
2026-05-22

Ther Again...
We have to reckon the summer will be extremely hot because of a "Super El Niño". Then again, maybe not.
2026-05-22

You Think?
At a traffic check, 28 out of 30 stopped cars were fined (for the usual reasons). The police think this shows there are persistent problems with following the traffic regulations.
They got that straight.
2026-05-22

Tiresome
Another panic story on climate, what else? Caribbean had extreme heat and rainfall last year. Well, it has been pretty hot but as for rainfall, not so much at all. Here at least. Has grown boring long since.
2026-05-21

We Can Only Wait
The judge has delayed the verdict in the Baoase case, because he wants more and better founded details on the coral reef's condition. Ministry's opinion differs from other experts'. As for now, the exemption has been canceled. More six weeks from now?
2026-05-21

Now Spend Waste It
Tax receipts in QI-2026 were 557 million guilders, much higher than the expected 519m. And even more has to be collected.
Hey, maybe we can pay off part of our debt? Perish the thought!
2026-05-21

Will He or Won't He?
Big trouble in M*F*K to show once again, smart politicians they're not. One of their, to me amazingly most popular, members, ex-finance minster Silly Vain was as good as kicked out at the recent Party Boss elections. Question now is, what will Silly Vain do? He may even start his own party.
Good as long as it removes part of M*F*K's followers, you say? I'm not so sure. The guy is as much of a narcist as Putin; enuff said.
2026-05-21

In Style
Mudbelly Cooper, responsible for Domeinbeheer, is accused of the terrible mess and enormous delays in that department. In his turn, he accused (but look who's talking) Gerard, who's responsible for the Bandariba part, of having collected enormous amounts of money when UTS was taken over by Flow; only later to retract that maybe libellous statement.
2026-05-20

There's That, Too
CBCS central bank warns that banks are in danger of getting into trouble, because they finance all kinds of heavy projects (read: tourism and foreigners buying houses) which may collapse when present world problems continue and grow.
Even Bitcoin, always bragging about its growing value, has had a heavy blow.
Worse part may be that pension funds are in danger of getting into the same kind of trouble.
2026-05-20

Figures
Highest salaries in the public sector (for what some nasty people would call Soiled Rats) is 39-51 times the AOV welfare pension level, and 16-21 times what minimum wage earners get. Amigoe compares to Holland, where it is 12.5 and 9 times.
PNP MP Osepa asks finance and social ministers, hey, how about the 100 guilders/month lowest-paid people were supposed to get—but haven't?
Interestingly the government makes more money out of higher fuel prices because tax goes up accordingly.
2026-05-20

Could Be Worse
True, but it's bad enough. Between March 2025 and 2026 inflation was 1.7%. Transport and communication +1.3%, housing .5%, booze and smokes .3% and (thankfully the lowest) food .1%.
2026-05-20

It Happened
During a fire in Rooi Santu, several people had to be evacuated because of toxic smoke resulting from chemicals stored there in containers. Now, entire houses are uninhabitable because of damages resulting.
Which asks the question, at how many more locations chemicals are stored in residential areas, with possible dangers? I have earlier pointed to the Wartsila battery park, but fear there are more comparable instances.
2026-05-20

Doesn't Matter
There are three candidates for the leadership of M*F*K party. Who cares?
Ex-PM Shorty is still boss (Capo), from all we see.
2026-05-19

More Traffic Deaths
But less crime. 12 traffic deaths last year, 40% more than the year before that. 4 caused by driving too fast.
What can you say? Hope it weren't innocent bystanders who get killed.
More controls and investments in enforcement technology are needed, including cameras. Say, didn't we hear that story before? Many years ago? Those expensive cameras are still rotting away in warehouses.
Also, for those cameras to have any effect the law must be changed. Also an old, old story, which was boring from the start.
Relational violence, life crimes (?) and illegal guns remain a problem.
2026-05-19

Less Crime
So car thefts went down (-6%), home burglaries (-48%), business burglaries (-37%); atrakos -11%. But the Raad voor rechtshandhaving [council for law enforcement] warns it's not clear what caused this. Factors like prevention, preventive measures and willingness to report "may play a role". Gee, you think?
2026-05-19

And, err, May We Ask...
The parking problem? Hato airport announces further future plans: a VIP Fast Track, Extra Security Lane and Future E-Gates "to improve passenger flow and operational efficiency."
But not one word about that parking problem.
2026-05-18

Nice to Hear
The marine constructions at Baoase are still suspended until the legalities about the permits have been fought out.
2026-05-18

Not About Tourists
For a change. Though it was a Dutch tourist who injured her foot climbing Christoffel Hill Mountain, and had to be rescued by helicopter.
Point is, then she was taken to Haro Airport where an ambulance was waiting to take her to CMC hospital. Is dissa system? Seems they forgot a heli-pad at that as good as brand-new building.
2026-05-18

And Besides
Sitting is bad for you! Ask any physiotherapist. Better keep on your toes.
Think snack-bars too; or construction workers... the list is large.
2026-05-17

More Worse
Aqualectra is striving for 70% "renewable, sustainable" energy, made in (what?) part possible by support from Holland. No more fossil fuels, get it?
(The other part is paid by us. But you knew that already.)
This while Holland itself may soon, upon reflection, start to recede from their extreme "2035 Net-Zero" position. Wait for it.
2026-05-16

So Do Cops
And photographers.
It's an old cliché: if you want to know if a photographer is as successful as he claims to be or just bragging, take a look at his shoes. The first thing he'll do is to buy a pair of good shoes if he can afford it, because he's standing on his feet all day long.
Now our social minister wants to investigate how many employees have to stand all day; in shops for example.
If it will help? Hopefully, yes; but...
2026-05-16

So Now, Judge?
"Greenpeace's attempt to swindle US courts just got harpooned" is the headline. Th article tells us that the North Dakota Supreme Court ruled four to one that Greenpeace International cannot use a Dutch court to nullify what a unanimous American jury already decided. 12 urors unanimously found Greenpeace liable for conspiracy, defamation, defamation per se and tortious interference.
"The damages exceeded $666 million across the three Greenpeace defendants, with more than $130 million tagged to Greenpeace International alone."
Which may spell the end of Greenpeace. We can always hope.
2026-05-15

Oh
The special workgroup for Campo Alegre has been disbanded, and responsibility for the future of the terrain now completely lies in the hands of M*F*K PM Prick Pias. The right man for that job! Not good news: fear the worst.
Gee, I wonder how much the members of that workgroup have been paid.
2026-05-15

Uh Oh
Staten wants to invest millions in future accomodation: (re)building and restoring. So far so bad. But hold it: over half a million is reserved for "public information", meaning video productions, television progams, livestreams of meetings and a website for youngsters this year.
Combined with the plans we already know about, this is not necessarily good to hear. It may all turn out to be M*F*K propaganda. Hopefully not.
2026-05-15

Asking too Much
Five tourist buses owned by Taber Tours were vandalized in a general spree at Seru Mahuma. As other vehicles were damaged as well, it doesn't look like a deliberate attack on Taber, even though the company explains it "has long been committed to promoting Curaçao's tourism industry and connecting visitors with destinations across the island."
15 vehicles belonging to Panda have been destructed as well; these were trucks, earth movers and other heavy eqyuipment.
Guess that must have been a random batch of thugs. Just an idea: maybe have some security guard there place at night?
2026-05-15

Strong Market
Airline competition around Curaçao is intensifying. in April, a 10% increase of tourists was led by TUI, 11,308 pax; followed by AA 10,802 and KLM "only" 9,463. COPA brought in 60% more than last year. Dutch tourism remains the backbone with 281,000 stay-over nights. Total 160,000 visitors.
More than 1 for each of us. In 1 month.
2026-05-15

Popular
For the second time in a few weeks, a vehicle belonging to a civil servant has been set on fire. Somebody hates his guts, I'd say.


For How Long?
Niow it's three months, but may become three more, that the minibus drivers get 240 liters of diesel fuel er... free? What I read, they're "covered" by the government in the hope this will prevent higher tariffs.
2026-05-15

Well, It's Gone

But wait for what they'll build
that's even worse
2026-05-14

Small Problem
SER social-economic council joins the steadily growing club to protest the plastics curse. But a ban will only have effect, they say, when business gets the time to adapt and affordable alternatives are available.
There's the rub. Not so easy to find those—at all. SER doesn't offer any either.
2026-05-14

What a Shame!
The kingdom didn't bother to ask us before voting on a UN resolution declaring the slave trade to "the worst crime against humanity" ever. Well, opinions may differ.
Anyway, the Netherlands abstained from voting and promise they will pay more attention to us in the future.
2026-05-14

Turning My Face to the Wall
Now we're a model for Caribbean stable year-round tourism, already? Not at all what I came back to the island for after an involuntary period in €urope. God help us all, but the devil was far ahead of him.
And we "maintain a balance between luxury and economy tourism mix" says the same Curaçao Chronicle. Translation: everybody is welcome as long as they pay. But not to us.
Most growth was from South America, but not Venezuela.
2026-05-14

Oops! Forgot
Even though nobody uses faxes anymore, and hasn't done so for years, Staten still carries a yearly budget post of (forgot which) 270,000 or 720,000 guilders, at any rate several hundreds of thousands for faxes. I wonder if anybody even has any idea where that money is actually spent.
2026-05-13

Chinese Slavery
You drive a BYD EV? By now, my reaction to that is, "Shame on you!" This time, is their Hungarian factory exploiting Chinese migrant workers by abuse and forced labor: seven-day work weeks, debt-recruitment, excessive overtime, and visa fraud. Nice huh? This isn't the first time BYD is accused of these practices (think Brazil—and China itself), no doubt aided and abetted by the glorious Communist Party working to fight those dirty Western capitalists. Here Too.
Small wonder with our own government planning to buy BYD buses, and the Cuban DOK and Filipino BOO slaves.
2026-05-13

Enormous Price Differences
Prices between supermarkets differ all over, which makes you think about those government measures to prevent that, leading nowhere. Prices are from 1 cent tot 12 guilders higher (or lower) depending where you go buy.
You can call the Fundashon pa konsumido or email info(@)fundashonpakonsumido.cw and ask for a comparing table; or visit their website. Good luck there, I couldn't find it.
2026-05-13

Who Follows?
A woman living at Coral Cliff filed a complaint against the TUI building going on there. The project is of a much larger scale and takes much longer than presented and results in noise, pollution and heavy construction traffic.
One more case among many instances of our island being ruined.
2026-05-13

Setback
To be clear, of course the verdict turned out that way: it means the governor can't do a thing about those gambling mafia enabling laws.
2026-05-12

Oh, No?
Dutch D66 minister van Veldhoven sees no reason to doubt the independence and impartiality of that judge in the Greenpeace-Bonaire case, who found the Dutch government should do more about Climate Change dangers to Bonaire. Even though BBB MP Vermeer points to that judge's years of agitating on social media on climate, geopolitics and his even having shared a petition to 'stop financing the climate crisis.'
But the Dutch government is appealing that judge's verdict anyway.
2026-05-12

Correct
Common Court of Justice has confirmed that the responsibility for the gambling legislation lies with the government and (thus) the irresponsible ministers—and not with the governor, substitute of the Mighty King. Nardy Cramm of Knipselkrant Curaçao started the process.
2026-05-12

Soccer World Champ
Not so fast... The Curaçao team may have reached the world championship matches, but hasn't won yet. Still, it has brought much international attention for such a feat accomplished by such a small island (just like our base-ball players being snapped up by the USA). Some people who can afford it are planning trips to foreign countries to see the matches; an expensive hobby.
Not being much of a fan myself, it's okay with me but I don't take much interest.
But now there are all kinds of trouble ging on. Infighting among leadership and technical staff have resulted in the trainer and several sponsors retracting. My guess is, it's always like that. You become important, sharks start circling.
2026-05-12

Bright Idea? NOT!
Another suggestion by PNP MP Osepa: government-linked companies could help ease the poor population's problems by reduced fuel prices.
Which would be nothing else than a form of disguised taxes.
2026-05-12

To Be Sure
Local entrepreneurs are angry with Bolo Mudbelly's VVRP ministry because foreign investors get preferential treatment when applying for permits and such; local yokels may even have to go to court just to get things moving.
At least, that's what they claim about bureaucratic obstacles and declined efficiency; and judging from what we see they can be right.
2026-05-12

It's Been that Long?
That VLCC tanker loading crude from Bullenbaai oil terminal is the first since 2016. All those years 2Bays (and predecessors; and we?) have been paying for maintenance. At least, that may finally be paying off.
About the refinery, we're still waiting.
2026-05-12

Like, Wot?
Staten/parliament will reserve less money next year on hiring personnel from third parties. From 233,500 guilders to only 66,866.
But other posts will go up.
We are not paying for membership of ParlAmericas and Parlatino as Curaçao is not a member. Because, maybe you can follow (quite possibly that's because of how it's written up), independent countries which are part of the Kingdom can't become members. If that rule is changed, rejoice! Then we can pay our contribution.
2026-05-10

Note
Aqualectra brags the cost per kW has been brought down by 7 cents/kW, but it's still (depending on your use) $0.38-0.47 per kWh. Which makes it as expensive as in the most expensive state of the USA: Hawai'i, $0.34-0.48/kW.
Also, don't forget that the reduction of 7 cents/kW was mostely influenced by lower fossil fuel prices.
2026-05-09

Aha! A Commie Plot
"Sustainability" is an invention of the United Nation's Conference on Environment and Development (UNCED) held as part of the "Earth Summit" in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in June 1992.
The "climate crisis" is a Hollywood special effects disaster movie — Paul Driessen
2026-05-09

Oh, Over There
There was precious little talk about the exact location of the vaunted (at least by Aqualectra) Wartsila BESS battery park, but a search turned it up: at the Dokweg. Right next to the Aqualectra plant there. Right smack in the middle of "Groot Willemstad", in fact. No wonder they didn't mention that: let's hope it won't catch fire.
Google Maps coordinates 12.127951747766456, -68.91132267456078; where it's labeled "Metal working shop."
2026-05-09

Only, Just Now Costs Went Up
Aqualectra claims that the price per kW was reduced by 7 cents during last year, thanks to investments in wind power. (Opinions on that differ, though.)
But with the higher oil prices resulting from the USA-Iran troubles in the Hormuz Strait, tariffs went up again. At least, water price did. By a miracle? electricity didn't. Yet.
2026-05-09

Ah, Sure
The parliament's budget has been approved; by parliament of course, who else? The travel budget becomes 5% higher, so they can go on to visit useless (for us) meetings in foreign countries.
2026-05-08

That's Better
Aqualectra will open a new power station end this year. For a most welcome change, it's a 40MW diesel plant. But it can be adapted for use of more "sustainable" (that word again, it sure is popular these days) fuels when they become available. One seeks in vain for what can be meant by that; surely not wind generators, solar panels or (god help us all) nuclear.
Hydrogen, perchance? Perish the thought.
Not for diesel engines, is my guess.
2026-05-08

W.O.W.! Really?
The judge has stopped all work at Baoase resort right away and immediately, at once. At least, the work in the sea. Coral reefs have already been damaged, anyway; authorized by the GMN Health Ministry, no less.
Another court session on May 13 will look deeper into the matter.
But in Jan Sofát, a building project that went beyond prescribed limits may go ahead, despite nearby residents' protests.
2026-05-08

Inevitable?
Reports are coming in of minibus drivers charging their passengers higher tariffs than the official ones. (Only to be expected, of course.) Passengers are advised to report violations at 465-1477.
2026-05-08

Not for Us
Ministry of economic development tells us again what we know too damn well: while tourism booms and keeps growing, most of our own people hardly profit from it. The higher incomes do; what else is new.
2026-05-08

May Help
Omar Gill proposes a deposit system for bottles and cans, in the hope it will reduce littering and generate support for sports programs and youth initiatives. Similar systems are in use in several counties; if nothing else they at least are a source of some extra income for the poor.
Think "bottle ladies."
2026-05-08

Big Deal
People are complaining that more and more beaches are unaccessible or can only be used after paying a fee, and a petition can be signed online. When I did so, it already had almost 9000 signatures.
But a "concerned citizen" knows better, and explains in Curaçao Chronicle that it just seems so. You may have to pay a fee to get on a beach and use its facilities, but access to the sea is still free, he says.
Big deal.
2026-05-07

Monte's a Genius!
M*F*K MP Monte warns that even if AOV welfare pension is raised, the effect may be canceled out by price raises.
Who'd have thought of that? Inflation must be addressed, Monte adds. Here's my idea: send it an email marked "Urgent".
Plans now are to arrive at a payment of 1400 to 1500 guilders/month by 2029.
2026-05-07

Believe It or Not!
The government has approved a grant to support care for Alzheimer patients. But please don't get all excited, it's a measly one-time subsidy of 36,000 guilders. Still, better than nothing.
2026-05-07

What Else
Despite 2024 and 2025 government campaigns to educate people, dumping trash all over goes on unabated. Even "STOP - no dumping" signs don't help one bit. "Stronger enforcement or additional measures may be needed" says Curaçao Chronicle.
2026-05-07

Just a Loose Thought
One of the many things I'm sorry about is that those suicide-bomb terrorists will never realize they've been fooled and that no Paradise with 72 virgins is awaiting them. They're just dead, mon.
2026-05-06

No! Don't Say So!
All that panic for nothing, and just costing us money?! The IPCC, whose words are (or were) of more impact than the bible, now admits "that a set of key assumptions promoting a climate 'crisis' since 2011 are 'implausible'."
2026-05-06

How Nice for Them
Six parliament members will pay a visit to Panamá this week for a Parlatino meeting. Mostly M*F*K but also PAR and PNP members. If you are interested in what those meetings are all about, you won't read it here.
2026-05-06

What a Joke
Dutch VVD party wants a law enabling the Caribbean islands to go for independence, if they wish. This concerns the islands Bonaire, Saba and St. Eustatius, who opted to remain part of the Netherlands. The other "formerly" Dutch islands Aruba, Curaçao and St. Maarten already opted for autonomy so it doesn't apply to them. Meanwhile, they have all declared they want to remain part of the Kingdom, regardless.
2026-05-06

Aw, Shut Up
M*F*K PM Prick Pias, in his WWII memorial speech, urges us all to defend freedom and democracy.
Look who's talking.
2026-05-06

We Must Wait
The architects of that Westwerf project announce that they have changed their plans. But how, we will only be told after the pernmits have been applied for, end May.
And who the investors are remains a secret; they keep mum. None of our business.
Architect den Heijer also has the building across the harbor on his conscience. Another confidence builder.
2026-05-06

So Sorry
We're told that we'll get faster internet thanks to a new cable. Turns out, it's meant for Aqualectra's plans to become an internet provider. This is No Good.
Another step down to fascism: Aqualectra as a state owned enterprise has no business to become an internet provider, thus enabling the government to turn off international contacts. Fits nicely in the plans to have a parliament radio station.
A good thing we also (still) have privately-owned ISPs.
2026-05-06

Taking Hold
Protests against the boundless "development" of the island are not only growing; better, they're solidifying. Now it's the Brakkeput-Jan Thiel people who protest the large-scale touristic plans to build 240 "PODS". Wish 'em luck, they're gonna need it as 80% of those have already been sold, says Curaçao Chronicle.
A formal protest has been filed last year, for a change within the legal time limits. The neighborhood association is trying to collect 12,000 guilders for lawyers' fees and other costs.
2026-05-05

There You Have It
Now the taxi drivers want a subsidy because of the high fuel costs. After all, they argue, both large and mini-buses get some form of help to avoid higher tariffs.
Make those tourists pay! How's that?
2026-05-05

Wish He Did
At the May 4 memorial service for WWII victims, M*F*K PM Prick Pias expressed the original thought that we have to learn from the past.
If only he did. (Or could.)
2026-05-05


Hope It's Not Too Late, Already
As happened before, again and again. Monumentenraad [council] protests against the planned buildings at Westwerf which exceed the official regulations ("only marks on paper") in several ways.
"The Monuments Council emphasizes that this is not only a spatial issue, but also a matter of administrative care. Transparency about decision-making is not an option, but a requirement, according to the council" to quote Curaçao.nu. True enough, but will anybody of those in power listen? Damn sure they don't want to.
But I have to admit, it fits in nicely with the other plans for renewal of our boring old-fashioned city.
2026-05-04

Now We Got It
In actual fact, we did so already and didn't need RAC's explanation that fuel is more expensive because of higher world prices. Thanks anyway, RAC.
2026-05-04

Full Up
A VLCC tanker of over 2 million barrels capacity is shortly expected at Bullenbaai oil terminal. This will result in freeing some of Bullenbaai's storage capacity, as it is full up now.
2026-05-042026-05-04

That's Settled
Because of the Workers' Day, whetever it's called, of May 1 (a C**t celebration) a discussion has been going on about what to call those suckers here. "Workers" and still another term which for now escapes me were discarded, if I got it right, and finally "employees" was chosen.
So those who don't really work but still have a job are included from now on. Hear that, civil servants?
2026-05-04

It Could Be Worse
Those high fuel prices. And just wait until it starts to drive up food and all as well. Oh no, you don't have to wait, it's happening already.
But even in the USA car gas can get more expensive than what we pay here now. Small consolation, you say? And let me guess... in California, you say? You're right:
$5.999 per gallon!
2026-05-03

Fine Words
But as hollow as an empty beer barrel. Our M*F*K social minister America-Francisca declares that "honorable work is an important instrument against poverty." You have to admit she's right.
Fine. Now get us some.
2026-05-03

Smarter than We
"Not hard" you say, you sarcastic insect? Anyway, Belgium has kicked all Greenery follies out and is reopening/building 5 nuclear reactors instead to take care of energy needs, now and in the foreseeable future.
2026-05-01

Won't Help Much
Dutch Navy HMS Friesland has intercepted a drug shipment by "a suspicious drug boat." How much and what drugs we're not told. Can't be really much as we get more and more convinced, the largest part is coming in by containers in the harbor for trans-shipment to Europe.
2026-05-01

Good?
Maybe it will reduce car traffic. That would be something. Per May 5, gasoline will become 35 cents/liter more expensive, becoming 2.49/liter ($5.20/gallon); and diesel even more, to 2.57. Hear the tax and mini-bus drivers howl.
It's all because of Iran and the Strait of Hormuz blockade, of course. But as UAE has retracted from OPEC which kept prices high by restricting supply (more countries may follow), AND has other ways to get the oil out to the world, the end looks in sight. Especially as Iran looks like getting in a desperate situation which it can't keep up for long.
2026-05-01

What They Wanted
Hotel prices are climbing: Average Daily Rate (ADR) for hotels and resorts went up to US$305.87 in March 2026 from US$275.44 in 2025. According to Chata, occupancy rates went up as well from 82.2% to 88.9.
2026-05-01

Not Where I Come
Curaçao's beaches are listed on the list of The World's 50 Best Beaches, and one of the criteria is "tranquility". While a relative from Holland (!) recently remarked, he'd never been on so chock-full a beach.
2026-05-01

Rich Harvest
What a stream of items today! Must be that darned Koningsdag?
2026-04-30

Clout
The people living in Julianadorp, united in the Fundashon Julianadorp, are protesting plans to build 25 new houses there. They have solid arguments for their worries, like about sewer capacity, drainage and flooding risk, cumulative development pressure, disruption for school pupils, and protection of nature and biodiversity.
Most important to the rest of us is their request for transparency. For building permits, only the file number is published (by Bolo Mudbelly's VVRP ministry) and interested parties must send a request to obtain access—which often is not granted. Simple, huh?
As these people are, let's put it this way, pretty well-off compared to most islanders, they may have the clout to change this. Maybe, hopefully, even permanently.
2026-04-30

What Else
Parliament has accorded the trip to Panamá by two M*F*K members in March, two months after they went there.
2026-04-30

That, Too
CFT financial supervision warns that the strong growth of tourism masks serious financial management problems. Of the government, why do you even ask?
2026-04-30

We Knew
Rekenkamer Audit Chamber criticizes the government's acquiring of former bordello Campo Alegre, saying it was done with legal and budgetary "irregularities"; which we all suspect is putting it very mildly indeed.
"It remains unclear whether the government will formally respond to the criticism or whether Parliament will seek further clarification on the purchase process" comments Curaçao Chronicle. The government will not, is the answer to that; and that impotent parliament?
2026-04-30

Much too Late, Already
Parliament and even Chata tourism associaition are finally discovering that the over-inflow of tourists has its disadvantages. So they want to limit mass tourism and replace it with "higher-quality tourism with lower impact."
How? By raising ticket prices? Stop BNB? Airport tax? (There's an idea!)
And bookings for next month, May, promise a new record. Again.
2026-04-30

It's a Plan
M*F*K Monte proposes to pay citizens to clean up trash in neighborhoods, public spaces and along roadways, and pay them per kilo delivered. I see problems, the first of which is: "How to prevent fraud?"
But I admit, in these matters I've become a pessimist. Long sice.
2026-04-30

Gas or Hot Air?
Aruba's MEP opposition announces that the island is moving closer to exploitation of two possible gas fields near the island, in cooperation with US Armstrong Oil & Gas.
2026-04-30

Small wonder
While police announces checking license plates as from tomorrow, "thousands still have not collected them." Even though they have paid their taxes.
Very small wonder.
2026-04-30

Waiting in Suspense
Car fuel prices will not be adjusted before May 5, and will be announced on April 30. Oh miracle: electricity will not become more expensive, but water will go up with 5 cents/m^3.
2026-04-29

It's Just One Thing After Another
CFT financial supervision has been busy. Just read on below. This is about health care, which is 25% of the GDP. Which also is the part of the people over 65.
Reforms can not be delayed (but betcha they will be). We need generic medicines instead of brand names, and (uh oh) higher personal contributions for some services.
2026-04-29

Slight Problem
The government wants to raise AOV welfare pension (no! really?) but CFT financial supervision warns that this should be solidly based financially. Or without new revenues or savings elsewhere the island will run into budget problems.
Which both sound like pie-in-the-sky.
2026-04-29

Tax Office: It's Endemic
While tax receipts have gone up since 2021, CFT financial supervision reports not much progress, if any, has been made about "irregular practices and weak enforcement" as pointed out in the 2024 SOAB investigation.
Which means a risk for public trust in the tax system. But no worries: the government has great plans to fix the problems; without telling anybody what they are.
Those plans would start to work second half of last year. To put it differently but more realistically, they were supposed to, but there have been no progress reports on that.
2026-04-29

Just Seems So
Although the Curaçao budget looks healthy, even showing surpluses, CFT financial supervision isn't fooled. Maybe because integral accountability reports verified for accuracy are lacking? Which is expected to lead to real problems in the future.
Oh well, we may have another set of crooks and nitwits in charge by then; let them worry!
"The government now plans to present a new financial management improvement plan in early 2026" writes Curaçao Chronicle. That's one we'd like to see, without expecting too much.
2026-04-29

It's Our Tradition
True enough, even if that argument is never used. 4 Curaçao guys were arrested in Holland while unloading a container in which 365 kilos of cocaine were smuggled in. By the same ship that carried 1400 keys, confiscated earlier.
Guess who we learned it from? Right: the Dutch colonialists.
2026-04-29

Just Pay
The Kingdom, which in this case means Holland, wants to renew the debt agreements with Curaçao and St. Maarten. Which "could prove crucial in determining how much financial flexibility Curaçao will have in the years ahead."
Not much. Now with our robber gang in Aliba's cavern, AKA Fort Amsterdam.
2026-04-28

There We Went—Again
Saturday evening a large part of the island was left without electricity. It was caused by "several factors" says Aqualectra; I dare say. So they switched to battery power which (BIG surprise) proved insufficient.
Then, yesterday around here we heard a BIG BANG downwind and right on cue, power trouble started. Lasted from about 10:30-13:00. With, for some reason but as often happens, no internet either even if it's supposed to be independent.
Which "factors" were involved we're not told, are you kidding?
2026-04-28

The End?
A new investigation will be held to determine if the old landmark Cinelandia cinema building is a danger to passers-by; in which case it will have to be demolished. To be replaced by some monstrosity, no doubt.
2026-04-28

Fooled Us!
Did you try and send an email to get an appointment to pick up your license plates, so you wouldn't have to stand in line?
Well, we did and never got a reply. That's our government, Folks!
2026-04-27

Feeling Better Now?
From Barbados comes the news that the slow regional growth (which in fact, compared to inflation, is a shrinking) is all over in the region: 0.6%. Only Guyana's has been growing, 4.7%. Oil, as you know.
2026-04-27

There's No Such Thing
MAN-PIN MP Mc William demands clarity on the possible oil and gas exploration around Curaçao. She won't get it. There is no clarity—to nobody.
But Mc William thinks that we need cooperating with Aruba on this. Maybe, but still doubtful.
2026-04-27

So Nothing
The Kingdom Dutch supervision of the performance of government tasks is prolonged for St. Maarten. For Curaçao, it's been canceled, which sounds bizarre.
Oh, reason is "it has hardly been applied in practice." True. Got it.
2026-04-27

So There!
What a dummy I am (just like the rest). All the time I had the average Bonaire rainfall 1915-1964 in my bookcase, and only now I got the idea to look it up.
Are you ready? It was 532.1mm, less than half the 1161mm rainfall the farmer quoted was complaining about, it had become so much drier.
So much for him, Greenpeace and that judge.
Encyclopedie van de Nederlandse Antillen, Elsevier, Amsterdam-Brussel 1969, page 333.
2026-04-26

Still Around
Al Gore may be 78 now, but he's still full of it. If you're old enough, you may remember that in the late 1970s there was this big scare that we would get a new Ice Age; but when nothing happened it was replaced by Global Warming of which Al was a great proponent, making a fortune with it. Now he claims that all his predictions came true (which they didn't; like Miami and Manhattan are still above water) AND that a new Ice Age is coming!
Which would mean still more tourists coming here! HELP! But how shall we feed them?
Even though an Ice Age can come on relatively fast, it will certainly take until after ole Al's death, so he's pretty safe predicting that. And one thing's sure: it will occur. Question, when?
And no question, it will be a disaster and the end of civilization as we know it. Goodbye, Rijksmuseum, the Vatican and MoMA. So will Nazis, Commies, Jihadis and more terrorists. No worries: they will be replaced.
2026-04-26

That's Easy
Parliament worries about the deterioration of Willemstad, like many of us are. But Bolo Mudbelly knows the solution: tear it all down and build new concrete blocks!
2026-04-26

Is that a Joke?
Then it's a really sick one. "The Curaçao Sustainability Map has been nominated for the 2026 Sustainable Tourism Awards by the Caribbean Tourism Organization (CTO)," we read in Curaçao Chronicle.
So all those characters (mea culpa) complaining about the ruination of the island by the tourist "industry" are just no-good naggers and kvetschers? Got it. I'm too far gone to be helped, though.
2026-04-25

Aw, that's Nothing
Curçao must pay Holland €6,875 because the European Court of Human Rights thinks we mistreated Venezuelan immigrants. Some occurrence in the prison, I can't tell you what.
But such an amount is peanuts compared to what comes later.
2026-04-25

I'm So Proud, and You?
The 200 guilders bank note has had an international reward, by IBNS International Bank Note Society: Bank Note of the Year 2025.
If only the value of the note were higher.
2026-04-24

Thirty! Watch Your #$$
Police fined that many drivers for driving through a red light "in a short time" (without telling how short). They say it happens more and more often, which sadly looks like the truth. In spite of all those controls, which we hear will be continued.
2026-04-24

Wrong, Orlando
In fact, Orlando Meulens does make some good points in Curaçao.nu: why would we try a restart (number 15 if he counts right) with PdVSA since they left us with a godawful mess and unpaid debts? Even granted that the company may be put on new feet since the USA intervention.
But when he says that fossil fuels have had their times and that we should look at alternatives instead, he's still hopelessly blinded by the greenwashing brush. Wherever that happened, countries find themselves in trouble. Look at Germany; but there are plenty of others.
It's over, Orlando. Wake up.
2026-04-24

Think... Think...
Hard for some people. Another proof if you needed one: Hato airport announces yet another expansion of the terminal, since the 2003 coup and the Jansen en de Jong expansion around 2016. No plan details are given at all.
Methinks, first have a look at the parking space disaster.
If the present tourism growth continues? Open question.
2026-04-24

That's How It Works?
The person suing Baoase Resort and/or the government for illegit expansions never received the proper documents on permits and such from the ministry (= Cooper), not within the legal term of 6 weeks. The same person went to court to force the ministry, only to receive the documents at the court meeting.
Which the judge judged, so the ministry had fulfilled its obligations.
I don't think so either.
2026-04-23

And Why Not?
Nobody will even try to stop them. A "defunct, dissolved with links to gaming sites under Curaçao license" Curaçao company is still active online. Santeda International BV, if you want to know. Not that it helps.
2026-04-23

Yeah, Sure
The government is exploring measures with regard to the rising costs of living because of international developments. Don't waste more time, fools. As if you could do anything—even if you cared.
Other news tells us that there is more and more criticism to be heard on the lack of measures to combat poverty. Which is something the government CAN do something about. Only, it won't.
AOV anybody?
2026-04-23

Just a Cruise Story
One out of many. Carnival must pay a female tourist $300,000 because she fell down a staircase while roaring drunk after having been served 14 (fourteen) tequilas by personnel. Drinks are free on cruise ships, as long as you keep tipping.
Carnival also owns and runs HAL Holland-America Line, a regular vistor here.
2026-04-22

Can't Follow
During all my life, I have heard and read how the human population was growing much too large, and that we would all die from hunger as a result. Like the misguided Paul Ehrlich's claims.
But now, panic is setting in because the world's population is actually shrinking instead! Oh, what shall we do NOW to escape this terrible fate?
2026-04-22

Dummies
The government wants to start subsidies and price controls so food prices will not raise much more. This would be typical socialist/communist measures and won't work. Another step down on the sliding path to fascism.
Also deliberations are going with the World Bank (and our ex-PM Billenaad who got a nice fat job there) PM Pias and Bolo Mudbelly. They want to achieve lower food imports for Curaçao. A waste of time and effort, as far as I can judge. Of course, some of it is possible, but not much with present agriculture technology.
But Sci-Fi author Artur C. Clarke already wrote 50 years ago that the world should stop making itself dependent on those systems.
2026-04-22

Ouch! Pay UP!
By 2030, the Kingdom [in practice, country of the Netherlands] expects payback of the loans to Curaçao and St. Maarten, total 285 million.
Better start saving up, robber gang. For a change.
2026-04-22

That's More Like It
In contrast, in Curaçao Chronicle there's an article mentioning the problems with the newly announced Zakitó developments. The government has announced work on the Koredo as well, for tourism of course (and oh yeah, recreation), which carries its own dangers. And there's "no official clarification yet on the scope of the ongoing works." We heard that one before, too—too often.
2026-04-22

That's Better? Let's Hope
Human Rights Defense Curaçao refers to articles 8 and 13 of the European Treaty on Human Rights and warns that fundamental people's rights are endangered when they are told too late about large development processes, often only when building has already started.
Will it help? Color me pessimistic, with a broad brush.
2026-04-21

Again and Again
A neighbor of Baoase resort has lost her court case against its wildly unnbridled planned expansion. Building permit is all in order, says the judge.
I bet.
2026-04-21

Hummm
C***-Post says they listened to the complaints of people who are forced to use the so-called community mail boxes (without telling us what those complaints are) and promise they will do something about it (without telling us what).
Wait and see.
2026-04-21

Now That
We don't need to be told. More and more foreigners are choosing to settle in our [former] tropical paradise, which, even disregarding the seemingly willful deterioration of "our" island, leaves many of us without a chance to afford a home ourselves.
Which also brings problems for healthcare, which is cheaper here than where they came from. Which spells more trouble for SVB social insurance bank—not that they need any. Dutch residents do so already, using the public BZV insurance system; without a local income or paying tax. Or SVB premium.
Which (just a wild fling at prognosis) may mean that our cheaper healthcare will grow more expensive in the future. For us.
2026-04-21

Always Trouble
A monetray split threatens between t. Maarten and Curaçao. Which can only mean, if it happens, that our XCG base is weakened.
Costs now shared between the two islands will be duplicated, making the whole deal more expensive as well.
2026-04-21

Statistics
Almost one quarter of Curaçao households has no car, but one third has two or more. Makes you think a bit.
But no worries: Curaçao.nu's headline is they "drive without a car", which is quite an achievement.
2026-04-20

That's Crazy and Insulting
Amigoe publishes an article on the second phase of Zakitó. You won't believe the headline: Tweede fase voor opknap Zakitó which translated means "Second phase of Zakito´s [take your pick:] boost, improvement, upgrade, fix-up, cheer up, brightening."
What a slap in the face for all those right-thinking people who think it's more like an outright rape.
Maybe Amigoe is bribed as well, you can't help thinking.
2026-04-19

What to Say?
Now some warmist greenies club in the USA tried suing Chevrom oil company because (hold on to that chair) Caltex as the trade name was then helped the USA militarily with fuel supplies during WWII fighting the Nazis thus causing Global Warming, the bastards.
I'm happy to say they were thrown out of court.
Next Exxon (even though that was Esso at the time) and Shell?
2026-04-19

Landspakket?
Those reforms (needed to get those Covid-loans) to strengthen governance, the economy, and public finances, were introduced in 2020 but precious little has been accomplished in healthcare, education, taxation, and public administration. The government still claims it's now in its final phase, meaning that the government must make final decisions. Uh oh. Don't leave it to them.
Anyway, the Netherlands is losing patience. For once. Uh oh.
2026-04-18

New Approach
SOAW Ministry of Social Development, Labor and Welfare will try a broader, more integrated approach to fight poverty, which remains high "despite economic recovery and declining unemployment." You said it.
It will be presented later this year.
2026-04-18

Out, Again
Flow's internet. After that one of an entire day, this one lasted shorter yesterday. "Just", "only","merely" a couple of hours. Too bad if you had to make a bank transfer in a jiffy [par example]. Or were a medic discussing an acute problem with a patient.
2026-04-18

Wrong Foot
... to get to work in the morning. (Good thing it's not Monday.) Tourism went up by 10%—again. Most now come from the USA, surpassing Holland. From Canada, went up by 40%.
The only ray of light is that KLM raised their ticket price by €100 (the others didn't, though) but it may not help much.
2026-04-17

They're Back!
The Freewinds, the ship owned and run by what in several countries is listed as a criminal organization, scientology. Here, they're welcome of course!
Persistent rumors claim that its main use is as a kick-off centrum for cocaine addicts (so they can start afresh with smaller doses). I wouldn't know, just mention them.
2026-04-17

Once Again, Good Luck With That
What the research says according to Curaçao Chronicle "Recycling efforts in Curaçao will only succeed if the entire community actively participates."
Sorry if my pessimism shows, but that's hopeless. My own research how shown that.
2026-04-17

Better Luck this Time
After that awful flop, a new action is started to collect illegal guns. Now, anonymous tips that may lead to confiscation will be rewarded.
How? you ask with me; "anonymous" can't mean too much then.
Except the (now) 38 guns that were brought in, 17 more were confiscated in house-searches.
2026-04-17

Conflict
Troubles in CBCS central bank. The union Curaçao-St. Maarten may fall apart. But Dutch State secretary van der Burg assures us this will be resolved.
He may even be right.
The problem is appointing a new bank chairman.
2026-04-17

Goodbye to All That
Our esteemed minister Middelhof has signed an agreement to start the second phase of the Zakitó project.
Gos help us all; but maybe the judge will. Maybe.
2026-04-16

It's Not Simple
That Korean proposal to use Isla refinery. It would depend on getting Venezuelan crude oil, which may or may not be sanctioned by the USA; who knows right now?
It would "require extensive due diligence by Curaçao authorities" writes Curaçao Chronicle. Which they haven't er... shown to be able of in past affairs.
2026-04-16

Will It Help?
That's anybody's guess. The Kingdom wants to exert influence on the false flag reistration of marine traffic. Which by now may well be a probklem beyond its capabilities.
2026-04-16

Over My Head
We read that the Netherlands own a share in Curaçao air traffic control DC-ANSP. Since 2010 (that date again): 7.9%. Now they want to get rid of it, or maybe not; and maybe ticket prices will go up. Don't ask me how and why, it's in Curaçao.nu.
Oh, they decided to keep their share. Too bad, ticket price will not go up any further. Welcome more tourists!
And in Amigoe we read that cruise toruism is expecting an "unknown growth period": 20% in the coming ten years. I'll leave it to you to comment.
2026-04-16

Politur Profit?!
How the Cluck is that possible? 'Police' checking on tourist safety makes a profit? Almost 1 million! As total income was 2.5 million, that's a 36% profit.
Many, most companies would rub their hands with such a result.
2026-04-16

Braindrain? Here's My Advice
And as always, free (nobody will listen anyway). Plans are being developed to stop the braindrain from the islands to other places, like the Netherlands. What to do?:
Get rid of the present bunch of leaders and the burocrazy dictatorship. That will make it attractive to return.
2026-04-16

Once Again
Just now,<09:22:49 AM, HOP! went Flow and its internet.
Lasted all office hours, at least.
It does get tiresome.
2026-04-16

Now It's (South) Korea?
Korea Heavy Industry and Development (KHIND) with partners Korea Petroleum Corporation, Hyundai E&C and local Surinamese partner Star Oil N.V, as a consortium have presented themselves as a possible strategic partner to participate in Refineria di Kòrsou, AKA (or Better KA) Isla. But before they work out any plans they want to send over a delegation for discussions with the government.
Will wonders never cease?
2026-04-15

Look Out!
When you move into a house where somebody else in the past has been fooling around with the Aqualectra meter so they'd have to pay less, and Aqualectra finds out about it, you're held responsible. Your power may be cut off and you'll have to pay a fine plus estimated costs over the last two years.
2026-04-15

That May Give Results
ARC Rekenkamer auditing wants to look into Dutch plenipot minister Manuel's caprices after all. Look good, and you'll surely find a lot. Get him, and while you're at it, at all the crooks holding their hands over his head... Please?
2026-04-14

Not So Great
All in all, the grand total of guns delivered to justice is now 40 (forty). I don't really feel a lot safer now. And still wish I had one!
2026-04-14

Sick 'Em!
CBCS central bank urges Court of Justice to order the public ministry to prosecute in the Ennia case, which looks to have been dead-ended by now.
2026-04-14

What's In It for Us?
Nothing much. While the gambling mafia makes billions of dollars with their Curaçao online casinos the government makes in comparison a very meager 40 million guilders/year by charging for licenses.
You say more wouldn't do us much good anyway? How right you are!
Another story just reached us: Santeda International runs "a large international network" through its Curaçao license, illegally targeting UK gamblers.
2026-04-14

All's Bad that Ends Badly
Now M*F*K PM Prick Pisas wants PdVSA, after that scandalous debacle, to come back and run the Isla refinery again. Will the guy ever learn? You're right, no.
The fact that Trump ended the corrupt communist (but I repeat myself) Chavista Maduro regime may make a difference, true. Still, is that refinery worth it? We can only wait...
2026-04-14

You Know? Looks Like that Judge Was Wrong
As farmers have always been known as "always complaining" and as we all know, everything was better in old times (except some small details like slavery maybe), I thought to check on an article in Curaçao.nu where a farmer got to tell how Bonaire had become so dry and agriculture was almost impossible. Because of that infamous Greenpeace process, of course. Climate change, of course.
Well, big surprise, NOT. It just ain't so. Statistics stop in 2024, but their message is quite clear. I stopped checking when getting back to 2000, but in those 20+ years, the average rainfall was 1161 mm/year; indeed, 2021 and 2022 were pretty meager but the last year available, 2024, Bonaire had 1343.5mms of rain—over 15% more than the average.
So there. Stop your whining and better trust the lying statistics instead of lying Greenpeace. Will save us all money; much money.
2026-04-13

Not So Smart
A guy who drove a SUV in the wrong direction caused a frontal hit accident, but preferred to split the scene. Alas, his license plate was left behind in the wreckage and it was an easy job to find him and arrest him at his address. Which was done.
2026-04-13

At Least They're Not Here
Another parliament delegation is visiting Panamá. Parlatino, you know. 5 of 'em, all M*F*K-ers.
In May and June there'll be other meetings. After that, certainly more but not announced as yet.
2026-04-12

Casino Slavery Must End
Instead of working for 5 days a week and 2 days off, Horecaf union wants casino personnel to get 4 days on and 3 off per week.
How many hours that means? Don't ask me, they don't say.
2026-04-12

Miracles Are in Vogue
A FakeBooc page tells us we can apply for a date to pick up those furshlugginer license plates so we don't have to stand in line under the hot sun. Imagine!
Send an email to entregaplachinumber @ gobiernu.cw (leave spaces out) with valid copies of test results and tax receipt plus phone number, and you will get an email in reply.
2026-04-11

Just Asking
Did it only now occur to our politicians, after all those 15 wasted years, that the laws have to be changed to achieve the desired and indeed desirable FAA upgrade for Hato airport?
For which every arriving passenger has been paying 4.50 guilders since February 2022? Which is 3 times the stated needed amount every year: 12 times in total or about 16 millions. Oh, where did it all go?
2026-04-11

Prepare for the Worst
Don't even hope for the best; at least I don't. There's a new Tourist Master Plan in the works, now that the old one will run out this year. The new one is meant for 2072-2032 and all sectors and aspects relating to tourism will be carefully analysed to arrive at a widely supported and future-proof plan.
Just like this one, or (is that possible?) even better!
2026-04-11

Grow Up: That's How It Works
The Dutch government is appealing the Bonaire/Greenpeace verdict about Bonaire and many Bonairianos are angry. Although it's not clear how they're counted, sorry folks.
As I tried to make clear before, I'm not the only one who doubts the Dutch government is guilty or even carries responsibility here.
You go to court, the other party may appeal. So may you, mind.
2026-04-11

Well, Yes—With a Rub
A majority support legalization of illegal undocumented immigrants as long as there's strict screening, clear criteria, and transparency, concludes Human Rights Defense Curaçao (HRDC).
And there's the rub.
2026-04-11

It Can't But It Will
"Curaçao Cannot Ignore Its Role in the Global Gambling System" is the Curaçao Chronicle headline. Inspired by a Dutch court case involving a Curaçao trust office (of which there are many, and too many of 'em stink).
Our Bleaders will have to make a decision that "will shape its position in the global economy for years to come." When they are hopefully replaced.
2026-04-11

That Makes a Difference
In contrast with all those optimistic sounds, now we read that since 2000 the economy has shrunk by 11%.
Also in contrast with the rest of the regio; like AUA and SXM. Thank you, gangs of selfish crooks.
In 2000, tourism amounted to 15% of the economy; now it's 48%. Wages have gone down for 5 years already, while food costs went up by 130%. Plus harder to quantify but heavy environmental degradation.
Business leaders warn that these combined trends are not isolated and want another approach. But they're not our governnment leaders.
2026-04-11

What to Say?
Bolo Mudbelly wants to reform Curaçao's public transport system to an affordable, reliable and (there we go again) "sustainable" one. This year, two million guilders will be spent on 8 new buses, which at least means they'll be diesels, not EVs.
Also, laws need to be changed to enable Hato airport to get its desired FAA status back. That, considering how long laws are taking before they get accepted here, will easily take some more years.
2026-04-10

Blast It
Our economy is growing, but doesn't keep pace with Aruba's and St. Maarten's. We need more tourism!
2026-04-10

Floppity Flop
Today is the last chance you have to deliver your illegal gun at justice dept, wherever. Up to now, 31 have been brought in.
There must be many hundreds, if not thousands, left.
Damn sure these given up were all pretty solid citizens'.
2026-04-10

Impressive? Not So Much!
MAN/PIN wants Curaçao to officially declare it's against war. That will tell the world! As from then, we'll have peace all over.
Talk about empty gestures.
2026-04-10

Course Not!
M*F*K PM Prick Pias announces no formal complaints have been lodged against our esteemed former plenipotter in Holland, Manuel. He hasn't himself, either.
No surprise, Manuel is a member of the same M*F*K gang, which may well be the only reason why he got that function.
2026-04-10

A Miracle!
An Arubian civil servants has been fired because he didn't, let's put it, do what he was supposed to do: work. Confirmed in Court.
Bad news for all his unwilling (former) colleagues in Curaçao and St. Maarten, who have to start reckoning it could happen to them as well.
This may be the first time since l'Empéreur Napoléon!
Always excepting whistle-blowers who are guaranteed to get kicked out stante pede.
2026-04-10

Brazilian BYD Blacklist Bust
In Brazil, Chinese BYD car or battery factory is in trouble, because 163 Chinese nationals imported to work there, did so on what can only be called slavery conditions. "With their passports confiscated and up to 70 percent of their pay withheld. The employees were threatened with heavy penalties if they tried to quit their jobs, including forfeiture of the wages withheld by their employer."
Can't help being reminded of the Cuban workers at DOK/CDM (who, maybe worst, were forced to listen to hour-long speeches of Fidel Castro in their "free" hours) untill some finally managed to escape, and the conditions of the Filippino workers who built the BOO-plant for Isla-Aqualectra.
Also think of Cuban doctors.
Say, isn't BYD the company that's supposed to set up some plant here as well? Hopefully not—but they would fit right in with our government and others who keep loudly complaining about the injustice done to them.
It was terrible, no argument; only not to them but to their ancestors.
2026-04-09

Nice!
I wasn't there, Your Honor (much as I regret it)! At the yearly event of Bati Huda [beat Judas] where the frustrated population may beat a politician's image to pulp. One who has betrayed the people. They might as well beat all cabinet members to pieces, or even better. On the photos in Amigoe the figure's head was discreetly covered with a red hat, so I couldn't tell which one was meant.
We all have our favorites, I'm sure.
The event toured from location to location last Saturday, so many people could get their chance.
Judging from his obese profile, could almost be any of them. But obvously male, hey, Judas.
2026-04-09

What Des that Even Mean?
Talks are going on between the Kingdom and Curaçao about sustainable economic alternatives. By which, knowing €urope, is meant no more fossil fuels. Phooey for that; see where it brought them.
I guess the "sustainable" alternative will be tourism. Phooey, phooey and phooey.
2026-04-09

We Joined the Club
Hato airport was closed down for a few hours after a bomb-alarm. Many flights were delayed or even stopped from landing, and the departure terminal was even worse of a chaotic mess than it almost always is, already.
Lasted from 10:00-12:15, at least the closing down. After effects went on for much longer.
2026-04-09

Good Plan
The Caribbean Dutch islands will not get a dengue-vaccin. Too little is as yet known about side effects, and risks are judged too large.
A welcome thought after the hurried and panic-forced CPV Covid injections that may have done more harm than good.
To repeat: CPV stands for Communist Party Virus. Better called CCPV, I'll leave it to you to fill out the first C.
2026-04-09

You Bet; And You Bet They Will
Those reform programs, adopted because of the (recently renewed) Covid-loans, are in danger. It's all going much slower than expected (?) and the question even is, how much will our Bleaders just skip?
Autonomy, ya know.
But if they do so, which is presently a big point, they lose all cooperation, including expertise support, from Holland. And between you and me, who can blame us for thinking "And much they care?" And then, forget about all financial and political reforms. Which we may suspect is exactly what they would like.
2026-04-08

Only Now
The government sets its "first step" on the management of Klein Curaçao, when it is and partly been ruined already. The island is very populair with day trippers who (not all of them, I admit) eagerly do the rest.
As the island has been part of Curaçao since Holland ruled, let's keep it to remarking that's long past the expiration date.
2026-04-08

Is that Good?
The kingdom of the Netherlands has nothing to do with the position of Curaçao (as an autonomous member) as a temporary or permanent transfer hub for Venezuelan crude oil. It's Curaçao's autonomus responsibility.
2026-04-08

As Confidently Expected
The Zakitó group disputes the developer's statements. Worst maybe, the developer is accused of disparagingly calling teir complaints as "stories" to remove their sting.
The judge still has to come to a verdict. This is getting urgent, as work proceeds along the same lines without any decision reached.
2026-04-08

Think about It
4 deadly road accidents already this year; and all killing drivers of motorcycles or scooters. Many of which, of not most, ride around without even a safety helmet on.
Serves 'em right, you say? It's an opinion. But where's the police (sorry to bore you)?
2026-04-07

Nobody Cares
And in a way, they're right. The yearly Seú [harvest] festival just took place, and was a great success by now, rivalling Carnaval; but people are understandably asking what this as to do with harvesting; of which there's nothing worth while going on. And by now, festivities are almost all in town anyway.
But who cares? As a friend of mine once remarked "Partying, that's what they're good at."
2026-04-07

Justice Problems
Raad voor de Rechtshandhaving [law enforcement council] in its 2025 report mentions how well-known problems find insufficient solutions because recommendations are not executed while there's a lack of political direction.
Our ministers and their ministries, of course. One more example of their incompetence and/or desinterest.
2026-04-07

Teach 'Em Reading
That won't help either. There's a new bird sanctuary near Koraal Tabak for letting terns breed undisturbedly. Signs request hikers, cyclists and motorists to keep out, but that won't help keeping away wild cats and dogs who can be a fatal nuisance as well.
On my trips, I am sorry to tell you that I have photographed several instances of signs asking pedestrians to keep out, with obviously fresh footprints passing them by.
2026-04-07

1400 Keys!
That's how much cocaine was found by Rotterdam harbor customs, stashed away in 3 containers with otherwise innocent contents. System is, they arrive in Curaçao in other containers and are repacked here to avoid customs—not always, as it turns out.
Blamed is Curaçao harbor, but looks to me like Rotterdam is just as guilty. If not more so.
2026-04-06

Sorry, Don't Get It
Curaçao.nu writes an article with a headline illustrating "80/20" on the CUR-SXM central bank problems. All good and well, but what does the 80-20 stand for?
2026-04-06

Housing
Housing shortages and declining neighborhood conditions must be addressed, and also senior housing and facilities. And affordability.
Nice job for the government...
2026-04-06

CMC Cost
Rekenkamer has been busy: they figured total money spent between 2013-19 on building the new hospital was 532 million guilders, of which nearly half was initially not included in the approved budgets. Which "raises concerns".
Yeah, true.
Can't help being reminded of that California "Fast Rail" boondoggle, but at least we do have a new hospital.
2026-04-06

Right Ho!
Now it's Landsloterij state lottery where a Rekenkamer audit found concerns about the reliability of financial and operational data. You may be surprised, but many of us will not be. "Critical data such as sold tickets, winning numbers, and payouts across Curaçao and other Caribbean territories, was found to have serious deficiencies" writes Curaçao Chronicle. That's from 2010-2017. The current state (2020) is called "adequate". Annual revenue, ANG24m-27million with 45% paid out in prices.
Question, and the rest? Like, 11m - 12m?
2026-04-06

That, We Do Need
Amigoe has an article asking, how about clear traffic rules for roundabouts? Good question. Should be easy to solve, taking a line through other countries' arrangements; but that would mean we can't re-invent the wheel ourselves.
2026-04-05

See? Very Useful!
Two parliament members visited Panamá last week, where they had a view of the Casa de Wanda project, where rivers are cleaned of rubbish like plastic and such.
Just what we needed! Let's follow that good example and clean up that heavily polluted eyesore "river" of San Pedro.
2026-04-05

That's Not Even Funny
You must be aware there's commotion in the fuel markets, connected with the Iran trouble and the blockage of the Strait of Hormuz. One result is, by chance I observed the KLM-flight from Amsterdam coming in yesterday, and it didn't bother to make the useless detour around Westpunt to avoid those blasted North coast windmills. Jet A-1 fuel has grown more expensive, so that ridiculous way to have Aqualectra save on diesel fuel by burning more jet fuel has been abandoned.
The flights from AMS via BON always came in straight from Bonaire anyway. On that distance the detour really makes a difference; so who cares about the supposed danger? Safety First, but Money Counts.
2026-04-04

Eventually
After years of complaints the government may do something about those subsidies, finally and after all. But there's not much hurry: first a pilot project will start, as advised by the social ministry, to look at the problem.
Many millions of susbsidies have been given away illegitimately for years, as reported by Rekenkamer, which was the one reason for not accepting the yearly budget accounts from 2018-2023.
Oh, where did all that sweet money go? Into the wrong pockets; that's one thing we may be excused for taking for granted.
Yes, depends on how you define "wrong". Thse pockets were (maybe?) always meant as the target.
2026-04-04

Bloody Rubbish
Here's a story on what to do with the props of those blasted wind generators. Short answer, nobody knows. They're so large, they don't even fit in landfills, certainly not ours here in Malpais. With a useful life of about 10 years...
2026-04-04

Please Don't
But I guess it's unavoidable: the government wants to get the ambulance service in its fascist claws. One more step in that direction.
This was started in 2023 by ex-minister Silly Vain.
2026-04-03

Careful...
The banks do not want to do business with "number offices" sellling lottery tickets, as internationally these are looked at askance because of all that money laundering invlved.
But the government has no such problems and has opened the possibility for them to open a bank account anyway. How like them.
2026-04-03

It Seems Clear Enough
MAN-PIN's Mc William wonders why Curaçao isn't working on the exploration of oil and gas, while Aruba is.
Well, that seems to be a moot point: there most probably isn't any. Even if a USA company thinks different, geologists are still extremely doubtful.
And I vaguely remember such a SOE company does exist, started several years back. May it rest in peace. Why throw more good money after it?
2026-04-03

Ha, Ha and Ha
PAR warns against the possible break-up with St. Maarten on the Central Bank/XCG coin, and urges the government to prioritize cooperation over political differences.
That we all would like to see happen. For once.
This time, it's not St. Maarten that wants to get out, but Curaçao, as M*F*K Pisa/Cooper want to appoint the chairman of the Supervisory Board. Which in fact is a "colonial" point-of-view, as Curaçao Chronicle rightly remarks.
2026-04-03

It's Not Just Income
Other factors can cause persons/families to be counted under "poverty".
"The Multidimensional Poverty Index (MPI) measures deprivation not only in income, but also in health, education, employment conditions, and living standards." To be sure.
Now to do something aout it?
2026-04-03

#Theytoo!
PNP joins the fun; they woke up and, after everybody else has already done so, started worrying about the tourist tsunami that's overpowering us all. They want a parliament meeting.
Not that it will help any, anybody or anything. Much too late already.
2026-04-02

Worrisome
Hopefully I'm wrong, but I do have my doubts about the book just out, E guia práktiko di Tramil di mata medicinal di Karibe pa kuido primario di salú [The practical guide of Tramil on medicinal Caribbean plants for primary health care]. Tramil may be okay and kosher, but with our experience of Dinah Veeris I am very doubtful. Hopefully I'm wrong, so for now I can only reserve my judgment.
Dinah Veeris was a very nice woman, but she propagated the use of herbs said elsewhere to be carcinogenic; she just knew better. Sigh. Worst part is, her work has been quoted in scientifically-oriented publications.
2026-04-01

High Time
Curaçao education is moving towards a development-focused learning system. Sounds great—but even then, it does not seem to go far enough by a long way, when you know about developments coming along elsewhere.
To quote: "Ultimately, the goal is to create an education system that not only measures performance but truly supports the development of each child's potential." And who could find fault with that? If we ever get there.
2026-04-01

It's Up to the Judge
The Zakitó developer denies all points mentioned by the people living there; what else is new. They, and we all, now can only await the judge's opinion. If the work will be stopped now is not even clear yet.
2026-04-01

Just What We Needed
There's now an Open Skies agreement between Curaçao and Oman, so we can from now on fly to and fro there. Does that make you happy now?
It's not clear when actual flights will start. Thought so.
2026-03-31

Good—If It Works; Which It Should
The Zakitó people have, again, gone to court demanding the project to be stopped right now, instanter. An earlier complaint has not been adjudged yet, but still work is proceeding. A lagoon has been filled up, which is not permissible, and the high-rise building is going on as well.
Argument is the project is continuing while the court verdict is still pending, which will result in an irreversible situation even if their appeal will be pronounced valid.
Driving by there, the situation looks pretty irreversible already; even tearing down the buildings completely won't remedy that.
2026-03-31

Suspicious
In the case about AOV by lawyer Evertsz for plaintiff Evertsz (hey!) the judge has decided SVB must come across with documents referring to it.
I wonder why they have to be forced?
Also, SVB has to pay process costs to plaintiff.
2026-03-31

Oh, Go Ahead
See if I care. Now Curaçao wants its own wee Central Bank. There are troubles with St. Maarten about appointing board members. And more, I'm sure.
We're assured this will not influence the new XCG coin stability. All we can do is hope so.
2026-03-31

Rekoice
As from today, we can go pick up our new license plates. Those who have paid, at any rate: only 62,000 out of 110,000. The first new design after 17 years.
It's supposed to show the Christoffelberg, which its own mother wouldn't recognize. But that's just kvetsching.
2026-03-30

Well, Yes
VBCS central bank warns that the economy may get a hefty wallop because ot the Iran War (we may as well use that word). Instead of the foreseen 3% growth may be only 2% or even only 1%. Inflation may go up by 3.5%, not 2%, or even 5%. And foreign-exchange reserves, now a healthy 160 million, may become less than needed to pay for 3 months of imports.
2026-03-28


The new plan for the Waterfort Plaza
Note the palm tree (center) looking like it's planted underneath a building

Popular Saying
"Hope for the best, expect the worst." Is what we think when seeing the plans for Waterfort Plaza. The ground view, the only one we got, makes us expect the worst, in spite of a lot of blah-blah about heritage and how important it is for all of us. It just obliterates the impact of the Governor's Palace and Fort Amsterdam.
The media's reactions I've seen are rather er... reserved. But the planning phase has only just started, we're told. Let us devoutly hope they will change—a lot.
You may excuse the architects as they may have been forced to come up with something like this. But after all, they could just have refused the assignment.
2026-03-28

Good, But, Only...
Tne UN secretary-general has held a speech where he wento into the large-scale slave trade across the Atlantic, and pleaded for compensation by the countries involved. Apart from the problem that it's not even next to impossible, no, totally impossible to figure out who shall be compensated by whom, there's one OTHER little problem:
He forgets to mention the role Islam played and still plays in slavery, if not across the Atlantic. The Western countries put an end to it, but not several Islam countries where it still goes on.
And in the Far East... don't forget Communist China!
2026-03-27


Bumper sticker/T-shirt design. Free for personal use.

Soon Gone Forever
The 22 ha/55 acres area between Bapor Kibrá and the Jan Thiel salt ponds will be developed next. First the infrastructure, which will take 2.5 years. But not to worry, the first building results will be visible in less than year from now, project developer Schoon reassures us.
He also thinks a balance should be found between development and natural areas. (Just don't leave that to him and kindred souls.)
2026-03-27

Too Bad, But Correct
In the court case started by one AOV-recipient against SVB social insurance, the judge decides that SVB handled correctoy by not raising it: it's not within SVB's competence to raise AOV according to indexing. This should be done following a Landsbesluit [law], which doesn't exist.
So it's the government which should be sued instead. Back to GO... Don't collect.
2026-03-27

Our No-Good Hospital
Instead of, as happened in the past when we had to make do with the century-old Sehospital, patients from other islands are not sent to Curaçao for treatment. Rather, recently one from Bonaire went to Arubas instead.
One trouble seems to be that Dutch health inspection has no admittance to new CMC which makes it hard to get accredited.
This beast, no matter what its real qualities, has been giving trouble from the first day of conception.
2026-03-27

Go Ahead, Nobody Will Stop You
Not until it's too late. Another nature conservation area, near Ascension, has been ruined by "clearing" it.
Instead of a forced "gender transition" and breaking their fingers in the bargain, the guilty ones, if they're ever found, will probably get a fine that's lower than the cost of "clearing" the area.
2026-03-26

Another Delay
New license plates can be picked up from Monday (March 30), but the launch ceremony is planned on Friday. Makes us feel much better!
2026-03-26

What They Ask For
Police inspected 25 "public vehicles" near the cruise-ship megapier. 12 got fined, among which one who didn't have the necessary permits. Which can only mean tourists riding in it are uninsured.
Nice huh?
Elsewhere, 25 trucks were fined because their cargoes were not covered satisfactorily, which happens all too often.
2026-03-26

What Price Green?
Interesting to think over. In spite of all those wind generators and batteries Aqualectra has been buying and building at great expense, power prices still go up because of Iran's blockage of the Strait of Hormuz.
2026-03-26

Pest Control
Not our politicians, for a welcome relief. It's about fighting rats, cockroaches and other pests which the people have been informed about in Janwé.
2026-03-25

Can't Have That
Holland, the Netherlands, wants to change the kingdom constitution to allow courts to review laws against constitutional rights. But this may sideline the three autonomous islands Aruba, Curaçao and St. Maarten. Which are already raising questions about equal participation and constitutional balance.
2026-03-25

Such, But Also So
While KLM Royal Dutch Airlines is reducing flights and stopping hiring new personnel because of higher fuel prices, Corendon annoounced its flight prices will not be raised.
2026-03-25

What Do You Expect
PAR says the government (finance minister and SOAB) tries to undermine the Rekenkamer accounting's report, which function is to control the government. And there you go.
2026-03-25

Nice Going
A parliament discussion on power/water prices was stopped by the absolute M*F*K majority. Shut up and pay up.
2026-03-24

Tht's Some Plan!
MAN/PIN proposes measures, which the government is expected (by them, not me) to react on in two weeks, to help lower incomes to get around. Among which, subsidizing agriculture. That will help!
2026-03-24

Seriously...
Even Chata tourism club is getting worried. At least, that's what they say: we're at a point where future growth must be carefully managed.
We're far past that point already. "Management" now must mean stopping or, even better, reducing the insane inflow.
"New hotels, apartment complexes, and residential developments" are in the planning stage and will offer even more accomodations.
"Chata emphasizes it doesn't mean slower growth," noooo... Damn the torpedoes and the icebergs!
2026-03-24

"At Least Six"
That's how many projects Unesco figures do not fit in the Willemstad Heritage image. Unesco warns these don't belong in its protected character.
Not that Bolo Mudbelly will care one stinking fart. We need progress!
2026-03-24

Bad Luck
In the first week of the firearms amnesty program, 13 (thirteen) were surrendered.
That won't help much.
2026-03-24

Rich Harvest
Near Bapor Kibra, one of the most dangerous Curaçao roads, Friday evening (good timing) 26 vehicles were stopped at an alcohol checkpoint. Well worth it: 5 drivers were arrested; 2 licenses were confiscated; 15 were fined for the usual violations.
2026-03-24

Obviously, and Getting Worse
The Zaquitó affair illustrates how the citizens have only limited possibilities to exert influence on decisions or protect themselves against consequences.
In other words, the government does as it wants. Tell us about it.
In this case, the government acts as both owner of the terrain and as licensing authority, which may leads to a conflict of interests.
2026-03-23

Know Where to Go
Price differences between supermarkets are exorbitant; the consumers union has looked at it and, in an nutshell, Mangusa Hyper has the largest assortment for the lowest prices, closely followed by Bon Bini and Mangusa Rio Canario.
Surprisingly, relatively small New California offers a large number of products as well.
2026-03-23

Of Course! Who Else?
The Dutch government assumes no responsiblility for illegal tankers delivering oil to Curaçao, like false-flag carrier Regina (which has been chained up [Google translation for aan de ketting gelegd, don't trust it; it should mean it can't leave Bullenbaai terminal]. All responsibility belongs to Curaço as an autonomous country.
2026-03-23

Plain Obvious Lies
Trust the government for one thing, they know how to lie and don't miss a chance to do so. Gas and diesel prices, and water and electricity as well, will go up next month and not by some small amount either. Gar gas over 10%, I skip the rest. Because of the Iran troubles, we're told lied to.
Only, all that fuel that supposedly has gone up in price has been bought several months ago, long before that trouble started.
You just can't trust those brigands in Fort Amsterdam, Ali Baba's cave, nohow.
2026-03-21

The Chutzpah!
How dare they! Dutch DUO scholarship agency has sent an email to former students living here, reminding them they have to pay up and inviting them to a meeting to discuss it. Many recipients describe the message as threatening and intimidating and creating fear and pressure rather than offering support or constructive solutions.
Constructive huh? Like, you don't have to pay after all?
"In Sint Maarten, where the average arrears amount to €13,630 approximately 75 percent of borrowers have fallen behind. On other islands, including Curaçao and Aruba, between 62 and 70 percent of borrowers are in arrears.
By comparison, only 16 percent of borrowers in the Netherlands are behind on repayments, with an average arrears amount of around €2,300," to quote Curaçao Chronicle
The average debt in the Caribbean islands is around €30,000. Well worth trying to collect, seems to me.
2026-03-21

Less "Scare Science" Please
Now it's the danger of microplastics in our body, supposed to be oh so nasty. Only, European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) just published a literature review and we can all relax: it just ain't so. "Almost all studies were deficient, unreliable and corrupted [...] overstat[ing] their findings."
But have no doubts, a new presumed danger will soon replace it.
What I do concede (and resent) is, I have a lung problem and those nonsensically worthless masks we were all forced to wear in public, because of the Covid scare, must have left many plastic particles in my lungs, which can't have done me any good.
2026-03-21

Here's Abother One; They Keep Coming
Those rising sea levels, which some foolish judge recently forced the Mighty Kingdom to do something about, because Greenpeace asked him to? It's all rubbish as well. "90% Of Sea Level Research Relies On Models, Not Real Measurements" Climate Depot informs us. No good at all.
2026-03-21

Tulips from to Amsterdam
4 Hato airport workers are in court because they "allegedly" smuggled 5.5 keys of coke on a flight to Amsterdam. 2 of them were linked by the prosecution to an earlier case, 2 keys.
Which "underlines the susceptibility of logistics processes on the airport." Well said.
2026-03-21

Nice Times
Our daughter recently moved back here and sent over stuff by sea freight. It took many months for it to clear customs, as other people seem to have a habit of sending over drugs and guns in their household effects. Which delays the clearing process.
Guns, I can follow. But drugs? Carrying coals to Newcastle! Maybe XTC?
2026-03-20

Help Is Coming
WHO World Health Organization amd PAHO Pan-American Health Org. want to help us to strengthen the care sytem. Great, huh? Let us hope so. After the USA, recently Argentina left WHO as well. It has not what you'd call a solidly reliable name, for example because of lauding the Cuban health care which was really awful.
Unless you were a party member. That's communism for you.
2026-03-20

It's a Try
As house prices keep going up and up, FKP social housing wants to have a fling at financing buyers. They were temporarily kicked out off Central Bank (don't know why) but after getting permission again in 2023 now want to help out with lending activities.
Negotiations with the government are still going on.
2026-03-20

Do It Yourself
Washing your car. A new way has been discovered of stealing it, where personnel working there check car documents and tell thieves where the owner lives, so they can go there and steal it.
2026-03-20

For Now
The makuto basiko fixing consumer prices for essential goods has been established for the next 18 months. Unless something unforeseen happens?
After that period, we're promised a "long-term structural solution aimed at balancing the interests of both consumers and businesses."
2026-03-20

Not So Fast
It's not sure if even part of that €245million will reach Curaçao; it has not been allocated yet.
2026-03-20

Some Tourist!
A guy was removed from a KLM-plane destination Curaçao, which he had managed to board illegally. This wasn't the first time, either; he'd tried the same thing months ago. Now he got a 40-year flying ban.
If that will help? He really wants to get here, needs a holiday. Or sump'n.
2026-03-19

Bad Luck, Kids—Pay Up
Dutch court of appeals have rules that "the Netherlands' former blanket ban on online gambling was lawful" which some gambling mafiosi (including Curaçao-based Nijlandia, Mitasco, and Spin Loop) denied as being contrary to Eropean laws. Multi-million (how many I can't say) €s of fines.
2026-03-19

What a Job
The Ombudsman complains, as he well might, that the SOAW social ministry hasn't reacted for two years on proposals to fight poverty. He says those projects are concrete and can be realized. Not by M*F*K, though, even while the Ombudsman points out these are not optional suggestions, but necessary steps.
One can only have admiration for the Ombudsman's perseverance in keeping it all up, against all lack of cooperation; to put it extremely mildly. I hope he gets paid well.
2026-03-19

Fine, But?
The €U will make more money available for the Dutch and French islands to finance projects concerning climate, digitizing, education and economic development. Here's your chance, M*F*K, to scrape together even more money. Too bad you'll have to start working and propose projects.
No problem: Holland has promised to assist you with that, so maybe they'll take the lion's share.
2026-03-19

New, Good
A new and spooky fundraising term: "Climate Whiplash"—ouch, that hurts. But it's a pity: many car accidents insurance for wiplash turned out to be fake, and so will this one. People have mostly lost interest anyway by now, so the Greenies are getting desperate to keep the money stream flowing. In their direction.
2026-03-19

Too Late, Already
Prepare for the rebound: The Curaçao Visitors Forum, whoever they are, writes on FakeBooc about a visit to the island (screenshot, in Dutch, here). Mambo Beach: 'completely packed' with tourists from 3 cruise ships. Playa Cas Abao: 'also very busy with buses, boats, and a lot of "instagram-style" visitors'(whatever that means). The letter concludes to say 'We want something smaller-scale, quiet and peaceful' and then, for me incomprehensibly, 'with sunbeds, shaded areas' and no 'noise and chaos.'
Well, don't come here, then. Go to Aruba or shortly maybe Cuba. Please?
Mark my words: they will. In a couple of years? And then we'll be stuck with the wreckage of a once beautiful, friendly and intimate island. And even more poverty.
2026-03-18

More and More Protests
Jan Thiel neighborhood association writes a letter to Amigoe warning against the downright crazy number of houses (for tourists, of course) being added to the island. One example is the Jan Thiel PODS resort, 244 prefab houses on 7 hectare (17.5 acres), each on a 30 sq.m. plot. Accessible via 2-lane Caracasbaaiweg, already heavily overused.
Which road will also serve for the planned APC Brakkeput Noord resort (165 plots) and LAMAN resrt (38 condos plus 20 villas); all in all these three are meant to attract over 1000 visitors.
2026-03-18

Empty Promises; Better Said: Lies
Flow communications, our internet provider, sent out an enthousiastic email that from now on, our speed is improved from 150Mbps to 300Mbps and, still better, for the same price. As we never reached even that lower speed here, I checked and got this result:
Not even 50Mbps.
2026-03-18

You Just Can't Trust Them
This time not our politicians, but dogs. CMC hospital warns to watch children when playing with dogs, after two have been bitten to the bone.
2026-03-18

Good Question
There are strong doubts if higher fines and jail terms will help against more crime, as out highly esteemed government seems to think. I share those doubts. Criminals are attracted by the possible spoils, which tourists are expected to carry around, and often do.
2026-03-18

Please Forgive Me
I had forgotten completely, bvut M*F*K's election campaign promised raising AOV to 1500 guilders a month. To remind you, they didn't.
UP Union i Progreso political movement de Andrade reminds us. And that, as we are aware, is not the only thing by any means where they are remiss. UP didn't get enought votes to participate in the elections, and now we are stuck with M*F*K's absolute majority. They just act like they want to.
Next, we'll become another Barbados? On our way there...
2026-03-17

Higher Fines
The government wants higher fines for businesses not declaring their sales taxes, and heavier sentences for (there we go again) crimes on tourists. (Whose numbers went up again in February.)
2026-03-17

Don't Grow Old
What a drag... There are 375 senior residences on the island, but needed are about 5000. Not surprising, as the same goes for all residential buildings.
2026-03-17

Nobody
That's the short answer to a questioning article by Makambí in Curaçao.nu: who's protecting the consumer?
In fact, there are two of such instances: Fair Trade Authority Curaçao (FTAC), who can for example intervene when businesses make price fixing deals (but does FTAC?) and the Fundashon pa Konsumidó (FpK). Both are limited in their power and consumers are often forced to go to court, a very tiresome procedure.
2026-03-17

Nice Try, Bolo
In Amsterdam, and other places, new buildings arise next to old historic ones, so why not here, asks Bolo Mudbelly. Sounds good, but architects and all don't agree.
It all depends on what gets newly built, as well. As everybody can see.
2026-03-17

Good Plan
MAN/PIN wants the auditing chamber to investigate SOAB government accounting office. But I don't think it will happen.
2026-03-17

That's Forbidden?!
Yes, copying car license plates is not permitted. They are copyright by the government, so don't even try.
Unless you prefer not to pay taxes, insurance and car tests or have no drivers' license.
2026-03-17

Still More!
The government wants to expand the number of civil servants, "to strengthen government capacity and improve public services across ministries."
I prefer to swallow my comments.
2026-03-17

Just Forget It
MAN/PIN's Mc William wants the government to lower taxes on car fuel (never, if you ask me), because of the Iran-USA-Israel troubles and resulting higher crude prices. Tax presently is 41 cents/liter plus sales tax at the wholesaler and the station. Total government receipts, 67 million/year. Mc William also points at inevitably higher supermarket prices when utilities and transport become more expensive.
As car gas is 2,058/liter now, the government collects one quarter of that. You think they'll heed Mc William?
2026-03-16

Better Idea!
M*F*K wants to find an arrangement for the financially frustrated, to put it that way, so they can keep being provided with electricity and water. First pay a sum in advance, and then an installment system for the outstanding debt.
Here's a better one: as in this more and more fascist sciety Aqualectra utility is a government owned SOE, why not force them to stop their green nonsense and tremendous water losses, so they can charge reasonable tariffs?
After all, all of us have those same basic needs connected with "public health, human dignity and social stability."
And, just a thought, raising AOV to a decent level maybe might help.
2026-03-16

We're the Boss, Get It?
Need a new passport. Cost 200 guilders. So we prepared passport photos and went to our date at the civil registry. Where we were told that the photo was unacceptable.
As I happen to be rather a passport photo specialist, having worked in that business, we were curious why. In the old times, the demands were pretty stringent, but they're much more relaxed now. And the photos we had filled all requirements. But no reasons were given.
Until finally after much nagging, we were told that only photos made at "the three" Curaçao studios were accepted.
FYI, these guys all charge 20 guilders, which makes the passport 10% more expensive; while virtually anybody with half a brain, a smart-phone and a printer can make a photo that would serve. Looks like a tyrannic and price-fixing deal to me.
Also kinda makes you sick about that hypocritical concern about the makuto basiko.
2026-03-15

You Don't Say
Those two ambulances are still not in use. They're trying to sell them now, and the minister of health says several people have shown interest. (Just like for the refinery, I guess.)
Finally, we hear what's the problem: together with three co-workers the former director had made up a list of specifications, but those were omitted (by whom?) in the "Terms of Reference" when ordering them. The minister promised that in the future, they would be.
That "former" director was fired and we still don't really know on what grounds.
2026-03-15

No Joke, Mon
One of the few oil tankers that passed the Strait of Hormuz undamaged and unhindered was flying a Curaçao flag. Only, there is not a tanker in the world that flies a Curaçao flag; they're all false.
Secret: it was carrying oil for China, fine friends with the Iran mullahs.
2026-03-15

They Must Be Joking
MAN/PIN wants the government to take more action, especially with regard to the youth salaries and welfare pensions. Also adapting OZB estate tax is mentioned, among others.
Save your breath, it won't help.
2026-03-14

Say What? Cooper
The minister may well fulminate against people protesting the rebuilding of historic Willemstad, changing it to an unrecognizable modern version and calling it "progress" in the bargain, but his remarks are straight against the official M*F*K government program emphasizing the importance of historical Unesco heritage designation.
Some people wonder if he has actually read it, which unavoidably begs the question, "Can that guy even read?"
It was Curaçao Chronicle tipped us off.
2026-03-14

Not that Great
Tourism may be booming, but what do we get for it? Not much, but for ruined landscapes and chock-full beaches. The general population gets little profit from it. Don't we know it.
2026-03-14

Hardly
Not everybody is delighted with S&P's new, improved, rating for Curaçao. Mainly, it means the island is in a better position to repay its debts. (If only it did so.)
So we can borrow still more?
The same report also warns for the vulnerability of the economy, with its risky dependance on undertain factors, like tourism and external trading relations: if the geopolitical situation worsens, we worsen with it.
2026-03-14

Just Kidding? I Wish
Now that the negative enthusiasm about Climate Change is definitely dying down (except in certain backward retraded locations) we all need a new subject to get excited about and waste lots of money on. It's started already: plastics will be next.
2026-03-13

Great Plans? But...
CDM Dok announces development plans for Buskabaai, with all sorts of ship repair and maintenance facilities in a new cooperation platform.
As Buskabaai includes the Asphalt Lake, we spelled it all out. No such luck: it's mentioned, but what will happen with it? From all we read, it will remain just sitting there.
Ah well, we're used to it by now.
There's talk about "recovery" of the area but you don't need to be told that can only be nonsense.
2026-03-13

Easy: Tear Them Down
M*F*K wants a paliament meeting to discuss what to do with the many deteriorating buildings found in Willemstad. Why bother? Bolo Mudbelly has the solution all ready: just tear them down and replace 'em with ugly new ones. The uglier the better.
2026-03-13

#WeToo!
Big suprprise, it's not: 59% of Curazoleños participate in some form of gambling (which doesn't include taking a road trip): officially, to quote Curaçao Chronicle, "Gambling refers to participating in games of chance by investing and risking something of value (for example money) for the opportunity to win prizes in the form of money or items of monetary value, where the outcome is determined solely or significantly by chance." So now we know.
"It can be addictive" adds Amigoe. You don't say.
2026-03-13

Just Trash 'Em
Colored PET plastic bottles will not be accepted for recycling any onger. Only clear and light blue can be sold on the world market, as the colors cannot be removed.
So we're (partly) back at GO and don't collect.
2026-03-13

Dumb as Mud
NV Stadsherstel Willemstad, Stichting Pro-Monumento, Stichting DoCoMoMo and the Monumentenraad Curaçao have complained with UNESCO about planned buildings in Willemstad with consequences for the heritage status. To skip their officiese, these just don't fit in there.
Of course Bolo Mudbelly is peed off. He says it's always the same people (count me in) "stuck in time [who] do not want development for the country." Not his kind of development, to be sure. He also claims the worth of the Unesco heritage designation is nil. People don't come to see a heritage place, but instead [huh?] "for the monumental architecture."
If they can see it behind the monstrosities he wants to put up.
2026-03-12

Which One?
The highest European Court is spelling trouble for European banks associated with a Curaçao gambling operator. Seems many of those use European financial services. This legal opinion "could have significant implications for the island's international iGaming industry."
Which operator that is isn't mentioned.
2026-03-12

Most Important
M*F*K PM Thodé has found out that on the Navy/Coast Guard basis at Hato airport the Curaçao hangs lower than the Dutch flag. This is against regulations where they're supposed to get the same treatment.
2026-03-12

It Takes Time
The new car number plates have arrived. But wait, you can't get them yet. First, they have to be checked and counted if there are indeed two of each. As there are at least 94,000 insured vehicles driving around, that takes time. Especially with coffee breaks and phone calls interrupting the tedious work. We'll be told later when they're ready.
2026-03-12

That'll Teach Her! Superstitious Science
The World Meteorological Organization will not use the name "Melissa" for a hurricane any more. Damage by the 2025 one of that name was too large and they don't want any chance of repeating it.
That will help, don't you think? No? Join the club.
2026-03-11

Took Only Ten Twelve Years
The government is, finally, reassessing if a suitable follow-up operator for Isla refinery can be found. Attempts to find one have cost tens of millions of guilders, not to mention how much has stuck to the fingers of persons "working" on it.
2026-03-11

One More
Dutch government fined Curaçao gambling companies Qbet.com and 55Bet.com for €25 million, which is a record. Both offered online gambling to Dutch players without any permits.
Both omitted to block Holland, had no visible age certification and accepted crypto money and other payments, enabling money laundering.
They can afford it: the law enables Holland to fines no higher than 10% of world-wide turnover; otherwise they would have been fined over 100 million.
2026-03-11

Will It Help?
A resident of Schelpwijk has been complaining for years about stench and sewage water in the street without the ministry taking measures to compab it. Now the Ombudsman has started asking questions.
Which begs my question.
2026-03-11

Not Enough?
In the action to collect illegal guns, you get 300 to 750 guilders if you deliver yours. Starts next Monday.
Without knowing much about it, my idea is that a buying a gun in the market will easily cost more than that. Granted, many guns around here may be pretty crummy ones.
2026-03-10

A Familiar Tune
Now PNP MP Osepa asks in parliament about the alleged fact that care institutions (he names Betesda) do collect insurance premium and tax from their personnel's salaries, but do not turn them over to insurers and government. We have heard this too often before, when companies go bankrupt leaving us to compensate for millions of uncollected fees.
Osepa says this has to do with the insecure financial positions of these institutions. Which sounds logical but doesn't mend it.
2026-03-10

They Should?
Opposition complains that since September 2025, prices for articles in the makuto basiko [basic basket] have not been adapted. They want the government to take stronger price control measures.
You are entitled to doubt with me if this is desirable, even if possible.
2026-03-10

That's an Easy One
Headline in Curaçao Chronicle asks if Curaçao's coastline policy is determined by politicians or developers? It's my maybe paranoid idea that the answer is, "by developers who make deals with politicians."
Reason for Curaçao Chronicle is the latest Ondine development, against which protesting they say is be impossible.
2026-03-10

None of Y/Our Business
From now on, only official work-related trips by ministers will be reported to parliament. If they want to leave the island for pure pleasure trips, nobody of the hoi polloi needs to know where, why and how long they'll be gone; while collecting their fat salaries.
2026-03-10

Let's Go Protest!
Ondine Curaçao B.V. has submitted an application for a permit to construct a breakwater and beach, following provisions of the Landsverordening maritiem beheer. Is at least what's claimed.
No more details, but we can go and review the plans at Seru Ararat Perceel C after arranging an appointment by telephone. Hey! can't be made too easy.
2026-03-09

4 Bad News Items
All related: The Pensions have not been adjusted since 2013 because of a flawed inflation index system. CBS statistics figures over a calendar year, but the law (for some reason) requires an August to August indexing.
They figured it out after only 13 years. Fast work—for the government.
But the government is on it, preparing its own legislative proposal to resolve the dispute.
That will cost 150 million guilders, warns RvA advistory council.
And RvA also warns that, even then, many elderly people will still live under the poverty level.
2026-03-09

Oof! We're Saved
M*F*K PM Prick Pias is carefully monitoring the international oil market situation and its consequences for Curaçao. See? Nothing to worry about.
2026-03-09

Just Kidding
Greenpeace can't be serious. They say that by the end of the century, 1/5th of Bonaire will disappear under water.
I call bullshit. Hopefully, entire Greenpeace itself will have disappeared long before then. What a waste!
2026-03-07

Not So
CBS statistics tells us that the price level has remained the same in January 2026, compared to December 2025. Good to know, you say.
Don't be fooled: at the same time, they mention a 2% inflation.
2026-03-07

You Betcha
One of the things Cft insists upon is that the government must "explain how the recent increase in the AOV pension will affect the island's public finances."
They can't of course.
2026-03-07

What Else
Cft financial supervision maintains that the 2026 island budget still doesn't meet the standards. They ask the government to respond by May 11 and submit a new budget by May 13.
Won't happen, at least not satisfactorily.
2026-03-07

He Said It
No Sh*t, mon. Fisherman Edwin 'Makambi' Flameling writes in Curaçao.nu on "sustainablity" and "greenwashing" and makes it quite clear that in the majority of cases these are just empty words, flung around to make a good impression while in reality there's no realistic application of the underlying principles at all.
Makambi mentions the car and fashion industry, the so-called biodegradable products which are only so under special, mostly unfulfilled, conditions; and of course especially tourism. To conclude that "In many cases, sustainability has become a rhetorical instrument rather than a material standard."
He also mentions the buzzword "hydrogen" in the government program. I don't disagree, to put it extremely mildly.
2026-03-07

Road Work
It has started in several neighborhoods. The idea is to give the roads a diabase foundation which can be used later to build "sustainable" asphalt roads.
Wish they'd done that before building all those existing roads.
2026-03-07

As Always
The plans are great. Noe wait until... whenever. Curaçao now has a Crisis Management of Geopolitical Threats, under which all instances are obliged to analyse their existing crisis plans. Mentioned are sudden increases in immigration, what to do in case of electricity failures, when airport of harbor "temporarily" can't function or important communication systems are hit with a cyber attack.
Really makes you curious what they'll come up with. If and when.
Some of these have been happening already, as we all had occasion to notice. Adequate reactions would sure come in handy.
2026-03-07

Peculiar
Banco di Caribe has been designated as the official government bank. Anything you say, and why not? Just strikes me as weird because you might expect the recently renewed PSB to get that function; wrong. No big deal, no. Except for Banco di Caribe, to be sure.
2026-03-06

Where Were You, PNP? Cheap!
The party joins the fun of blaming the M*F*K Pias government for the low AOV payments. You think they would mention they themselves never bothered while in government? You didn't? You were right.
2026-03-06

You Might Well Ask
M*F*K parliament head Brownbill wants to get parliament's own WJZ dept, legislation and legal affairs. He only wonders if it will actually be used. Good thinking, Brownbill.
But don't worry: we'll have more civil servants to work there and, after all, that's what really matters.
2026-03-05

Go Ahead
Cft financial supervision opines that the government should be more involved in the management of SOEs, government-owned companies. In theory, that sounds alright. But with what passes for our government, you can't help feeling, "don't bother."
2026-03-05

Voluntary
Police on all former Neth. Antilles starts a first-time action where guns [vuurwapens] can be turned in; on a voluntary base. This, the cops say, shows that these can and will not be tolerated.
As ownership without a license is illegal while the island seems well supplied, you are entitled to doubt if this will work.
After the action is over, controls will become more stringent. Like on disregarding traffic lights?
2026-03-05

No Idea
As for other things: the ministry of education doesn't know how many kids go to school. There's a leerplichtwet [compulsory attendance at school] law stipulating kids have to go to school, but no way to compare how many kids should and how many actually do. No data.
2026-03-05

"No Internet"
Dreaded words appearing on my monitor screen. Yesterday and, just now (2026-03-04 10:07:14 AM) again.
Thanks, Flow!
2026-03-04

About Time
CHTA Caribbean Hotel and Tourism Association wants a study to see how much of that tourist money actually stays on the islands, and how much leaks away. We're all aware that as long as we have to import food and all that, a large part of it does flow out.
Talk is about "processed food, linen, toiletries and furniture and finally entertainment services including live music, theater and culinary activities." Much of which doesn't even apply to Aruba (one of the islands in the study), and certainly not to cruise tourism.
Results promised in 6 months.
2026-03-04

Be Real
MAN/PIN parties start agitating about the high prices, and the minister should do something about it. Which makes me ask, "Like wat?" Price controls? It has often been tried and just as often results in empty shore shelves.
15% of the people live under the poverty line, they say. Maybe raising the AOV would help? which definitely is something the government could do something about. But doesn't.
Neither did MAN when they were a factor in government. Just saying.
2026-03-04

Road Work
The Winston Churchillweg will be repaired, starting March 17. It didn't take so long since the last time for it to be ruined to pieces. Far too much heavy traffic, because where else can it go? Same problem all over, yes, 100% agreed.
2026-03-04

Oxymoron
AKA "contradiction in terms": CGA gaming authority joins the global "one month per year dedicated to promoting Responsible Gaming and raising awareness about player protection." Responsible Gaming is feel-good nonsense in itself: don't get addicted and even then, it's just gambling. Player protection indeed is sorely needed but won't come from CGA, not the way it is now.
2026-03-04

Naturally
That sounds more realistic for now: Curaçao is in a good position, geographically and with its terminal, to serve as a hub to distribute Venezuelan crude. Shell made a very good business out of that, when they were still around.
2026-03-04

Plans
Or pipe dreams? 2Bays announces it's working on several "sustainable and durable" ways to continue exploiting the refinery and harbors. Again, talk of asphalt production; the Vigor contract will be terminated; Emmastad piers may be put to use for ship repair and maintenance; together with Aqualectra a 40MW power plant will be constructed (good, no "green alternative" nonsense); and the Bleinheim area will be redeveloped for storage facilities, together with Curoil.
Whatever. We'll see.
2026-03-04

My Advice?
Nobody asks for it but here it is anyway: just get rid of that money-devouring Kas di Kòrsow in the Hague, home of our impotent PlenPot minister's Ali Baba's cave franchise. If anybody knows one instance of some substantial good that place has ever done, I'd like to hear about it.
Now, after Boss Manuel has been fired, his replacement Semil has been forbidden entrance and must "hand in all keys and access equipment, as well as passwords for work email and general mailboxes, bank details and documents relating to human resources." She may also not leave the Netherlands without PM Pias's approval.
She can always follow the dictators of Cuba, Venezuela and Iran (to name but a few) and split for Moscow. But baby, it can get cold there; just ask Napoléon.
Next in line is Errold Bishop, who comes from Aqualectra where he also was trade union SEU boss for 10 years; promising. Will be sworn in tomorrow by the governor. Our best of luck to mr. Bishop! (And us all.)
2026-03-03

Sure!
Curaçao Chronicle carries an editorial on how the government must take its responsibility and take proper measures to enhance traffic safety; or rather, to get some of it. Much too late, as we all know. Better control on licenses etc. will help some, but the congestion just can't be fought and reduced, not with more cars joining the blocked streams every year.
The article hardly touches on what's another factor: tourism and attracting even more foreigners to join the fun.
Interestingly, traffic accidents around Vapor Kibrá (not only a tourist concentration spot) are by far the highest on the island: 136 accidents per km (in 2025). It's a real mess there.
2026-03-03

Won't Happen
Leave it to them (whoever they are in this case) to follow the latest whim-of-the-moment: in 2045 Willemstad must be a 15-minute city. Like so many others that won't make it. People living there must be able to reach essential services in less than that time, afoot or on bicycle (they'll have to steal one first).
Bot don't worry, this will peter out; like it is doing already in places with the same idiotic plans.
2026-03-03

It's a Tradition
Caribbean Financial Action Task Force (CFATF) warns that 'illegal gambling and a large cash-driven informal economy "are emerging" as a reinforcing pair of vulnerabilities in Curaçao's fight against money laundering', we read in Curaçao Chronicle .
Whuddayamean, "emerging"? It has been like that as long as I live, and as far as I know long before then. Now to do something about it. I wouldn't know what, either.
I suspect this is a real remnant of slavery: the colonial government is our boss—don't tell them anything at all.
2026-03-03

Are They Asleep?
Nothing new yet from our Bleaders. Be happy!
What I can recommend is to check out an article (in Dutch) Panorama magazine: Hoe verrot is de Caribische politiek? Nederlandse millioenen helpen niks [How rotten is Caribbean politics? Dutch millions don't help a bit]. It starts out with the affair of ex-minister Kimberley Lew-Jen-Tai, involved in a vulgar brawl leading to a criminal prosecution and continues with the shenanigans of Manuel, also ex, plenipot minister in The Hague. That's only for starters. Then, in a nutshell, ex-PM Shorty, brought to a fall [I'm modestly proud of my own small role in that] but still influential behind the dense shrubbery scenery; ex-minister Imalootin, now in jail for the murder of Helmin Wiels; and skipping a lot they end with St. Maarten's Arrindell; the only non-M*K*K member. What Panorama omits to say is, how about "in spite of Dutch millions"? My idea definitely is, it's because of those Dutch millions that all that obscene smut keeps going on. And on.
Have a nice week...
2026-03-02

Would be Great
But I guess it's about Greenpeace USA, that may go bankrupt as they are forced to pay the damages caused by their unlawful actions obstructing and sabotaging the Dakota access pipeline. May total $345 million.
If that will cause the rest of Greenpeace to fall as well... We'll have to wait and see. More and more people have had enough of their capricious, unscientific and even damaging acts.
2026-02-28

Yeah, Guess So
MAN-PIN parties accuse parliament head to try and influence Rekenkamer's investigation into the financial relations between the government and SOAB: how much money does SOAB get out of public funds?
"None of your business."
2026-02-28

Slavery in Shops
Parliament questions by MP Doran on working conditions in shops open longer than 8 hours (mainly for tourism of course, yippie yay!) will not be answered because parliament head says it's not a "current" matter.
Specifically, one question was on standing for hours without seating possibilities. What a disgrace.
2026-02-28

Energy Up!
Not only car gas and diesel fuel, water and electricity will also go up next month. Higher world market oil prices are blamed. Not a word about the wind generators and battery park, who's kidding whom?
2026-02-28

Watch what You Sign
The director of the bankrupt Howard Johnson hotel has been ordered by court to pay the 404,000 guilders debt plus interest and legal costs, to Korpodeko himself, as he signed the loan agreements.
2026-02-28

Not Right Now
The banks want to delay the proposed changes in transfers, as announced to first Aruba and then the Netherlands followed by Europe. They fear the law is not thoroughly thought through) it's chronic), may lead to less control on laundering and (EEK!) may have competitors enter the market, which of course if not to be allowed.
2026-02-28

Don't Worry, Can Only Be a Joke
If not a good one: "Integrity still has priority for the Pisas-II cabinet" is the headline.
There will come a BI Bureau for Integrity, but in the next sentence we read that this has been in the planning for years during several consecutive governments; since 2018 without any business resulting. Lack of finances (hah!) and time needed (translate: work) are blamed.
2026-02-27

There You Have It
Recycling remains a problem. Five to eight years from now, Malpais landfill will be filled to cpacity. And while the number of recycling centers will be expanded from 7 to 12, it can't be assumed that this will automatically result in more recycling.
Because of "structural problems" with the population, who for a too large part prefer to keep dumping their rubbish in their klikos if not in the mondi. Don't we know it.
2026-02-27

One in Five, or Rather, One in Two
That's how many cars are involved in an accident without valid drivers' license (13%) or insurance (12%). It figures that in over half of these cases the driver is the one responsible for the accident and thus the damage.
Now try to make them pay.
Total insured vehicles was 94,000 last year and growing.
2026-02-27

One More Farce
The idea is to establish a protection zone for whales and dolphins around Curaçao. Which is fine, what else.
Only, how about that blasted Dolfinarium? No word about it, so we can only presume it will go on as-is.
2026-02-27

Prosit!
On the happy return of KKC Knipselkrant Curaçao online. We missed you sorely.
2026-02-26

More Power to Him
Mozes Curiel started PPP party for penshonados a year ago,but now has found out that several people who joined him have retracted their support, because of, he says, "fear of political retalation." I shouldn't wonder.
But he's going on.
He wants AOV raised to the minimum of existence, determined by CBCS central bank, of 2145 guilders/month. In 2021!
As from January, it has been raised to a bit over 1000.
2026-02-26

Go Ahead...
On top of all that, the government has canceled 45 million guilders of study debts, because they are irrecoverable. Now, after years of hardly anything done "structurally" to collect them.
2026-02-26

No Worries
Tax debts have gone up again and now total over 3 billion guilders. That's more than the yearly revenue. No problem, mon: just scratch them as they did in the past.
Too bad if you paid already. Sucker; like me!
In 2023 it was reduced (how? with a "cleanup action") from 5.6 to 2.6 million, but has since grown again.
2026-02-26

Tens of Millions
That's how much the bankruptcy of old SEHOSpital costs. Maybe the government will take over the buildings to pay for that? And turn them into yet another tourist facility.
2026-02-26

They've Got Plenty, Anyway
While SOEs government enterprises collectively have a 100 million/year profit, the government only collects 7 million guilders, says CFT financial supervision. Why bother? All of us (and Holland) pay up enough to make up for what's short.
2026-02-26

Such As It Is
Almost one quarter of Curaçao's population depends on AOV welfare pension as it most important source of income. They must be hungry.
2026-02-26

More Fragmentation
A lecture was held (attracting 200 visitors even with a competitive distraction of a live soccer match) on the local lingo of Boca Sami. The Samineros have characteristic speech patterns which, naturally, must be preserved! Curaçao Chronicle calls it "meaningful" which, in a way, it certainly is.
2026-02-25

Tourism versus Fishing
Now it's Santa Cruz beach where the fishers complain about visitors disturbing their work with jet skis, coming too close to shore and scaring the fish away. To be sure, can't be only tourists who are to blame; must be our regular city-slickers out for wholesome water sports entertainment as well.
2026-02-25

Forget It
PAR and MAN-PIN want a parliament meeting on ORV, Institute for Law Enforcement and Security Services. It was requested in a letter dated February 26, so you would be crazy to expect an answer already. Besides, what's the use? M*F*K acts like it wants to act.
2026-02-25

What Else
The B3 plans of Curoil and 2Bays refinery to ensure Curaçao's future fuel supply are expected to turn out more expensive than thought. Quelle surprise! A surcharge has already been added to regulated fuel prices already, anyway, hey!
2026-02-25

Faster, But Cheaper?
Shortly, the CBCS central bank's plan is, we will be able to transfer money "in seconds" to first Aruba, and then to the Netherlands and Europe. Payments will be faster, safer and more reliable.
About if the highway robbery of fatly charging for each and every transfer will come to an end with that, not a word.
2026-02-25

Not the Government
Oh no... it's CBCS central bank that starts to work on a better regulated pension system. Which may result in the pension funds being obligated to build larger reserves.
Not for AOV welfare, though, are you kidding?
2026-02-25

Good Points, But...
Letter in Amigoe by E. Gonet comments on the new road proposed to free traffic from that one road to Westpunt. He mentions an estimated cost of 6 or 7 million (what's a million more or less?) instead of 3. Still better than 330. But as he rightly says, there is no solution in that. It will only mean that the hitherto quiet parts of Bandabou will now become a noisy nuisance as well. He figures that more roadways result in more traffic, which means more cars on the road (which is doubtable: may just as well be the other way 'round, but let it go). We'd also need car pooling and working/school time spreading; both questionable and at best temporary solutions. Working at home has, during the Covid pandemic, turned out to be a flop as well.
The problem, to me, is there are no traffic experts looking at this, but only politicians who look at solutions instead of problems. As long as we insist on attracting more tourists and visitors, the congestion will only grow and grow.
2026-02-24

Maduro Was Right?!
This time, he didn't lie, it seems. Between 2012-2018 three billion dollars' worth of Venezuelan gold were exported from Venezuela to Europe via Curaçao. It was illegally mined and imported here as "recycled" or "scrap" gold here and remelted, which made it legal (after a fashion) for other countries to import it.
That was after the infamous 2012 $11.5 million robbery in Annabaai harbor, which gold was reputed to come from Guyana.
2026-02-24

Some Solution
As the parking space on Hato airport is much too small, what with all those tourists welcomed in, the management has decided to shut it off completely when there are too many cars. Which is just about every afternoon.
Nice huh? Where then do we park? Go figure it out for yourself.
Drop-off and pick-up places keep open, we're assured. That's a lie; the pick-up place is cordoned off by "temporary?" obstructions.
So they'll probably build a parking garage, what else?—one more factor in ruining your arrival experience. We need more tourists!
2026-02-24

We're Saved!
M*F*K PM Prick Pias will take part in the Caricom meeting February 24-27. What a relief to know. At least, we here are rid of him. For much too short a time.
On the other hand, his replacements are nothing to write home about either.
2026-02-24

More Ambulance Bad
They were in trouble anyway, but now FKAK ambulance service announces there are over 1.3 million guilders in outstanding bills.
With no hope they will ever be paid.
If you're not insured, FKAK is still obliged to transport you by ambulance, and there you go.
2026-02-24

Social Insurance, Huh?
SVB social insurance bank's finances are still hidden in a murky mist; very bad as they carry the main responsibility for AOV welfare pension and CMC hospital costs. Both steadily rising.
2026-02-24

Could? Will!
The balance sheet for the public sector keeps showing structural vulnerabilities that could limit future financial flexibility.
Whatchamean, "could"? They surely will. It's endemic. It's chronic.
Projects keep being approved without adequate financial coverage. Why not? We always did! And the government does not even have a complete financial overview. Tell us about it. Oh, you did, see the budget deliberations.
2026-02-24

Might As Well Forget It
Would save everybody a lot of trouble acting like they go through the motions: the Landspakket, supposed to reform government as a condition for the Covid-loan, "continues to struggle with delays, partial implementation and limited measurable impact." Because of fragmented governance and slow decision-making, as Curaçao Chronicle tells us.
Don't you know it.
2026-02-24

Don't Get It Wrong
An intensive control of building locations has been announced, but builders get two weeks to arrange their business. It's all about salaries and taxes, social premiums (like accident insurance) for workers. But no worries, the intention is not to stop unlicensed building.
Not a word about actual building permits.
2026-02-23

Bad
Over 1/3rd of school pupils have been bothered by aggression, a report says. Not good. Downright bad. No further details available, at least not to me.
And on FakeBooc a video has gone with a boy handling a heavy M16 "assault" rifle. Shots can be heard on the soundtrack. Understandably, police are looking for who that might be, who owns the rifle, and for others who may be involved. Heavy, mon...
2026-02-23

Don't Spend It All in One Place
68 million more has been paid in taxes last year than budgeted for. No matter, it's all gone. And not everybody paid their share; especially salary taxes have not all been paid. OZB property tax, garbage tax (no surprise) and tax on beer (big surprise) paid less than estimated.
2026-02-23

Take Your Time, Think it Through
Dutch government wants more than 3 weeks to react to the court's decision that something should be done about Bonaire. But what?
One question is, how come Bonairianos are treated differently than people living in Holland? I honestly couldn't say a thing here.
MP BBB's party leader Vermeer points out that the judge based his verdict on "possible effects of climate change like sea level rises" which he thinks are not scientific facts but an "extreme scenario from mediocre reports." He must mean Greenpeace. Enough said.
2026-02-22

Now It's Cultural?!
Climate is meant. In the IPKO kingdom meeting. A guy Wouters, associated with IPDC (Int'l Panel on Deltas and Coastal Areas) holds a discourse about how it's hard to promote agriculture, and points especially to the seú harvest feast (more a sort of mini-carnival that a real harvest feast) "when there's less and less rainfall." Shows you what he knows: precipitation here has gone up from an old official average of 574mms/year to (my own local measurements over the past 12 years) 728mms.
Which is only to be expected: when temperature goes up, so does evaporation and with it precipitation.
I'll spare you the rest. Blahblah about the inevitability of solar panels, hydrogen?! and all that—none of which answers the question, what has culture to do with it?
2026-02-22

Secrets Safe
It should be a good thing, but with our brand of so-called transparency that's highly doubtable: the ministries are working on "information protection". While certain facts surely shouldn't be generally available, (just think income and sickness) it also just asks for things that should be public to remain covered up. I don't think you need examples.
2026-02-21

Get It Confirmed
CBS Statistics now has a Consumer Price Index (CPI) dashboard on its website, where you can check with your own eyes how bad things are (those numbers never get better, as we all know).
2026-02-21

That's Where It's At
Staten/parliament complains that there's insufficient structural legislative support, So it can't function properly as co-legislator.
What are they talking about? That supposed function is a farce anyway with M*F*K's absolute majority. Enjoy your fat salary and shut up.
2026-02-21

So?
Staten also has things to say about the bashi [broke] premiums of 800 guilders paid out to civil servants, total amount 6 million. It's not in the budget as adopted by parliament. That's the 2025 budget, got it? Just try and change the facts, dear impotent MPs.
2026-02-21

How Nice For Them
Personnel and direction of APC pension fund from now on will be treated as civil servants as regards pensions and premiums. In case you wonder, yes, it means they'll grow fatter.
In fact not strange, as APC manages pensions for all civil servants in the first place. 20,000 of them including ex.
2026-02-21

Dreams, But Sweet?
The government program is full of them it. Economic diversification, attracting investments, tourists entry fee, strategic investment agenda to stimulate "sustainable" growth, energy transition (whatever?), integrity [haha], transparency [hahaha], modern organization forms and a strong constitutional state. Sounds great, huh?!
How and when all this will be realized in practice, and especially how it will be paid for, is anybody's guess, and seemingly the government's as well; as they don't tell us.
And what we really want doesn't figure much in those great plans.
2026-02-20

What Policy?
The opposition wants clarity on the policy re. the refinery. Here's your answer, kids:
There is no such thing. Is that clear now?
2026-02-20

But We Are
M*F*K PM Prick Pias isn't worried about the delays in the execution of Landspakket, and let's face it, why should he be? The money is in (and payback delayed) and that's all that matters. To him. Let the next gang of crooks, IF it's any different, worry about tax reforms, paying back and all.
Pias says the Kingdom, read Holland, is satisfied. Which (if true, right) confirms our ideas about that bunch.
2026-02-20

Good to Know?
The meeting calendar for Parlatino has been accorded. Have fun on your trips, dear reps. We'll pay for 'em.
2026-02-20

What We Want
It's called, lessening the effects of climate change: extreme heat, infrastructure problems (kindly explain) and higher water and electricity costs (which contradicts Aqualectra's announcements).
Curaçao Chronicle lists what we want, and which at first and second sight seems not to follow logically from there: "planting more trees and creating green spaces (41%), restoring and keeping natural drainage channels - the rooien - clean (37%), and improving infrastructure to prevent flooding while also making better local use of rainwater (35%). Notably, large-scale hard coastal protection, such as sea walls, receives much less support (11%)."
Sea walls? Where? Oh, you mean like Greenpeace wants in Bonaire? Small wonder we're not interested.
2026-02-20

A Rare and Welcome Voice of Reason
Ex-education minister Omayra Leeflang loudly protest against the report Gezondheidseffecten van slavernij [Slavery's health effects] by Amsterdam University and presented to Dutch parliament.
She strongly resents the fact, and I'm totally with her, that, not only in this report, the slavery past is coupled to victimization. She calls it "the pitfall of the entire history of slavery" starting with the word "descendant" which makes you the heir of a criminal system. Who accepts such a stamp, turning you into a problem saddled with health problems and traumas?
I know many of those acceptants, having met them professionally. To me, they seem to use it as an opportunity to advance themselves. More power to Leeflang!
Where I have to disagree is that she, as a black woman, has to work 10 times as hard to get the same chances. Being a honkie myself, too many times I've been told "You're much too white" to get a subsidy or even a job.
Not even to mention that I'm not a gay single parent without AIDS.
2026-02-19

What Else, New?
Or, business as usual. The new license plates which we were promised (by Bolo Mudbelly, so there you go) could be picked up in the third week of February (which is over tomorrow). But the first container with plates will arrive only on February 23rd, and the second one on March 5. Which as we all know doesn't mean at all by a long way that they will be available on those dates. So picking-up dates will be over one month later, end March.
What cause the delay? you ask. Don't be silly, as if we're told.
2026-02-19

Tempest in a Glass of Beer
Just to indicate what some minds think is important: Carnaval official ends with burning the effigy of Shon Momo; but people started protesting because the thing bore a resemblance to a living person, which they they called insulting. So he was burned alright after all, only one day later after Lent had in fact officially started.
2026-02-19

Now That
CMC hospital has troubles. Still. Still more. Structural problems... Now it's a shortage of personnel (mentioned are operating rooms' "cutting doctors", anesthetists and assistents) causing insufficient use of operating rooms, especially in evenings and weekends so backlogs can't be caught up with.
Blamed are registrations and waiting lists; but also mentioned are limited training capacity, tight labor market and "organizational challenges" within the hospital.
Good, huh? Don't get sick!
2026-02-19

And There You Are
Two headlines, right next to each other, on page 1 of Amigoe:
"Slavery past causes stress, traumas and distrust" and "Five days of partying"— by which is meant the Carnaval of course, now past. There you have it: one exists because of the other. Is what I always felt, for what that's worth.
2026-02-18

No Doubt
Cft financial supervision is stil worried about the state of affairs at the Tax Office, and warns that as long as collection and controls fail, country income remains unsure and policies' execution is endangered.
Cft asks Bolo Mudbelly to come clear. Good luck with that.
2026-02-18

Is What the UN Says
Knowing that bunch of no-good critters with their reputation, I really don't worry to much. But they may have (weak) points,considering. Which are:
—Curaçao lacks a national human rights institution. True enough. Like Amnesty International, perchance? Good.
—We lack behind in social and economic rights. Compared with European Holland, that is. Where such things are much too pronounced, in my humble opinion, too often without doing the real needful much good.
—Climate change, or whatever you want to call it, is a real threat, in UN's opinion here seemingly more than elsewhere. Go ahead and worry, UN; just don't forget to send us money to combat it.
2026-02-18

Imaginabo
Even Tilly Pickerie is worried about the Barbados election results and points out that this is a general trend in the Caribbean. Leaders wonder why this should be happening, especially among the youth.
Well, in fact it's easily explainable, isn't it, Tilly?
In Barbados, the turnout of voters was only 30%. Why bother, just about sums it up nicely.
2026-02-17

Wising Up
While Spoiled Brats' salaries may not exceed 386,000 guilders/year from December 21, 2027, the government has also decided that medical specialists may earn more than that; in special cases subject to approval by the minister of health,. This to avoid still more of them leaving the island for greener pastures, thus leaving our new CMC hospital empty; except for patients.
2026-02-17

Please, No!
M*F*K PM Prick Pias has extended his congratulations to his Barbados counterpart, who just won elections for the 3rd consecutive time and whose party now has the absolute majority (and meant is absolute—there's no opposition left!)
If that would happen here, consequences are too horrible to contemplate.
2026-02-16

Felis Karnaval!
One good thing is, our Bleaders are pretty quiet these days, giving me little work to do and you little to read. All in all, good. A reason to remain optimistic?
Until they're back at work, as from Wednesday.
2026-02-16

So, Nothing
Curaçao.nu carries a, long, solid and rather technical, article on who and how diverse instances are supposed to have controls on the execution of laws and how they may intervene where needed.
The bouillabaisse of course is, that just doesn't happen nearly enough. The result is a gedoogbeleid [policy of tolerance] where far too many get away freely with doing whatever tickles their fancy.
2026-02-16

Believe It or No!
For a rare change, a less-than-normally intense hurricane season is predicted for this year. Because of a summer El Niño occurrence, or something.
Between you and me, better thoroughly check your roof and building. They have been wrong before, need I say it?
2026-02-14

Money First
After all, who really cares about the health effects of slavery? Just an excuse to keep the show on the road. So, as there's no money, the working group studying all that in Curaçao and the rest of the kingdom has now been dissolved.
2026-02-14

Does China Pay, Perchance?
Another Curaçao Chronicle article by the Chinese General Consul makes you wonder that. He brags about the fact that in 2025 for the first time, China's trade surplus reached $1.08 trillion, and how good this is for global trade.
He omits to mention (what do you expect?) that China's economy isn't going so fine at all. Housing market is collapsing like Gaza, only one problem. The Latin America market is expanding! How great. Meanwhile, countries that get a chance desperately try to get out from under the Road and Belt deals they made with China, that only seem to handle that country a good deal after all.
Meanwhile, in what can be seen as a counter-offensive, Trump has announced a presidential summit where a try will be made to come to a political and economic response.
I betcha it will succeed.
2026-02-13

That, Too
Dutch cabinet warns that the Landspakket's [Economic Reforms] implementation in running behind schedule (April 2027). There are plans, but no formal government decisions; which "may" mean that reforms will not be made in time.
2026-02-13

Scary
1 in 5 Curazoleños have diabetes. 20%. Something should be done to fight this, as Curaçao Chronicle correctly remarks. It's not a "medical issue alone. It is a societal issue. An economic issue. A political issue."
Only, stop me if you heard this one before, nothing is done.
2026-02-13

It Takes Time
Hey, this is Curaçao! Two ambulances bought eight months ago haven't yet been used at all. Cost: 350,000 guilders (each? together?) These are rumored to be the ones that won't fit through the CMC hospital's entrance gates. So now out of 9 are 7 in use, of which "part" (what part?) is obsolete and should be replaced.
2026-02-13

Felis Karnaval!
OM public ministry and Police have published what immediate fines you'll get for violence, threats and resistance against police: 510 guilders if you pay at once, going up to 720 if it gets to court. Verbal threats will cost you a minimum f 425, up later.
2026-02-13

To Keep It Snappy:
1 in 12 inhabitants of Curaçao live in poverty, measured in 4 "multidimensional" categories. That's 7.9%. Down from 2017, but what that in fact means is that a stable income does not necessarily result in stability in other domains.
2026-02-13

Really Clever!
Antilliaans Dagblad has disappeared from the web. Not really: search for it or click on the link, and you get another empty page. I suppose you have to take out a subscription. Fair enough, if shortsighted.
But how to get one is impossible to figure out. It's a Secret! Smart, huh?
2026-02-12

Promised!
After several service disruptions (phone, internet and television), FLOW telecommunications promises the worst will be over "soon".
Around 7000 customers were "inadvertently" left on the old system after the platform upgrade, FLOW says; and whose fault is that?
At least, FLOW didn't do it on purpose.
2026-02-12

Not Here, though
All over the world we see it happening more and more: energy utilities are retracting their green alternative plans and going back to good old solid fuel, or (even much better) nuclear.
But Aqualectra still knows better than that.
2026-02-11

So What
Building costs may have risen by 5%, but building activities went up by 9% last year. You and I probably couldn't afford it; but then, it's not meant for us local yokels.
2026-02-11

Not a Good Joke
A balcony collapsed over a restaurant, but safety inspection couldn't come check right away because it didn't have vehicle access to its own office, where asbestos had been found.
2026-02-11

Poof!
The government is investing 15 million guilders in several Willemstad buildings, "to gain more control over the government's property portfolio," to quote Bolo Mudbelly.
Would be nice if it worked. And a surprise as well.
2026-02-11

Forget It
Parliament meeting on the refinery is over, and we don't know a thing more. As expected. PM Prick Pias indicates legal troubles may be expected. Really, now? The opposition asks for more transparency, but won't get it. And M*F*K supports their party's coalition.
2026-02-11

Good. Keep It Up.
ARC Rekenkamer auditing refuses to change the negative reports over past year, however much Bolo Mudbelly may insist. They say the documents he delivered don't result in an essential difference for the 2023 figures.
That'll teach him? I'm afraid not.
2026-02-10

We Can't Afford them, Anyway
Building costs are expected to go up by 5% this year, or even 10% tot 15%. Not only (mostly imported) building materials have gone up, there is a shortage of plumbers and electricians as well, which delays building and tends to raise salaries.
So? Many people can't afford building anyway, and for the well-off foreigners it's not a real problem.
2026-02-10

That Will Cost
During an inspection of an illegal building site, inspectors also found illegal trash dumping and a significant amount of marihuana plants.
The building isn't even finished yet but one room was already put to good use; the marihuana smell was so strong that one of the occupiers wore a gas mask.
2026-02-10

Despite?
Another online casino has been called a high-risk scam by LCB international casino watchdog, "despite" (falsely) claiming approval by CGA Curaçao Gaming Authority. I must be prejudiced, judging from the many casinos sued for malversations which did have such approval; so I'm not surprised one way or the other.
2026-02-10

Two Tankers Detained
First the Regina which, as the first tanker to unload in Bullenbaai terminal, had been carrying a false flag, had inadequate lifeboats and substandard medical facilities. And then another one, Morning Sun, by Dutch authorities near St. Eustatius.
The Regina affair may lead to problems for the Pisas government, which welcomed its arrival.
2026-02-10

He Can't
M*F*K PM Prick Pias must explain in parliament today what's going on with the refinery, Oryx/Vigor and Global Oil.
As if he understood much better than we all do what's going on.
2026-02-09

Ask Me a Hard One
Amigoe writes that AOV will stimulate prosperity, and then wonders what Pisas c.s. are waiting for. Because they want to use the money for other purposes, get it, Amigoe?
Finally, among other good things, the newspaper advises to do with AOV and other social programs as applies to foreign relations and defense: let the kingdom handle it.
2026-02-08

Sparing You the Details
Taxi fares are still a mess. There has been published a zone-based fare list with maximum prices, which was never approved by the authorities but neither was it retracted. In short, the taxis charge what they like, like it or not.
Those decisions were "taken" in 2014/2015.
2026-02-06

Makes a Difference
The sale of UTS brought up 339 million guilders, of which the government received 124.3 million. "The remaining proceeds were used to settle debts and finance a range of public projects" says Bolo Mudbelly.
So that's where it all went. Not that we know much more now.
2026-02-06

Still on Curaçao Here
Flow telecommunications announced the large-scale maintenance work is taking longer than scheduled. It's now in its final phase. Should result in an improvement.
How long that will take we can't find.
2026-02-06

Lock 'em Up
And the judge did: the Crow investigation led to jail times of 5 to 14 years. This is a bit unclear, are these verdicts new or just confirmed?
Anyway, by now it looks like my suggestion to free the drugs trade is not so smart, maybe. It certainly seems that when there are drugs available, free or not, you will get addicts. "Mendel them out," to use a horticultural expression? That's an expensive way to find out if that will work.
2026-02-05

About that Road
Upon checking, it looks like PAR Balborda first (in 2013) came up with that unholy scheme for a road to Jan Thiel to relieve Caracasbaaiweg traffic.
And in 2020 MP Moses told us the new road to Bandabou would cost 300 million, but the island wouldn't have to pay one cent. In fact, it will cost 1% of that amount.
No way for me of knowing which amount is more or less correct, sorry.
2026-02-05

That's It for Today
Had to go see the doc. Really took it out of me. Blood, Sweat and Tears.
See y'all tomorrow.
2026-02-04

Say, that Sale
You remember that national telecommunications UTS, having replaced old Setel, has been sold to "a private telecom group" which isn't mentioned by name, but it was Flow. The government's 87.5% stake paid them 1.1 million of the value of 339 million.
Oh, where did the rest go? You ask. I can only suspect the answer to that.
2026-02-04

Much too Late
Now that its roof tiles have been stolen a long time ago already, finally Landhuis Rif has been declared a National Monument. With what's left of outbuildings and other structures.
So turn it into a restaurant, perhaps? after a restoration that now will costs a fat multiple of what it would have done a few years ago. An expensively exclusive eatery, of course—which, let's face it, will be only a continuation of its traditional function of Kas di Shon.
Or something cultural, perchance? We'll have to wait to see.
2026-02-04

NO He Can't
Bolo Mudbelly tries to defend not his, but his predecessor Silly Vain's decision to cancel tax debts. For Family & Friends, of course. What's the difference: "it's not a tax amnesty but merely a technical clean-up of uncollectible claims." Hey, it's a mere bagatelle of 3 billion guilders, what's your problem, yokels?
2026-02-04

Can't Leave It Alone
The government, which so often means Bolo Mudbelly, and now too, is again casting a beady eye on the idea of building a road through a natural monument. Which is protected, so what?
Bolo expects people will protest, but that it's "inevitable". You know what? I'm afraid he's right.
It's by now a rather old plan, for which we all were thankful it wasn't executed. Fooled us!
2026-02-04

Big Deal
Inflation went up, but consumer prices down last December. Better than the other way around.
2026-02-04

If Only
"Javier Silvania Says Resignation Was Meant to Preserve Unity Within MFK" is the headline. I didn't click through.
2026-02-04

There's More to It
At least, that's my feeling. Shell Nederland NV has reacted to an article in Curaçao.nu on Asphalt Lake Art, to which curaçao.nu reacts. Too bad both parties never touch upon the manipulations, not to say malversations, connected with the transfer of Isla refinery to Curaçao, then as part of the Netherlands Antilles.
Having given the matter some thought since, I am pretty much convinced who my anonymous tipper, obviously a Shell insider, must have been. But I'll respect his wish to keep it that way.
At any rate, that is the crux of the matter. You may quarrel about how much of the Lake Shell actually got rid of, and about legal versus societal responsibilities and arguments; but to me, it certainly looks like Shell at least offered a more than reasonable deal, and paid for it; which money has been made to disappear by the People in Charge here.
2026-02-03

So Stop It
If you can. Dutch politicians want no Venezuelan oil in Rotterdam via Curaçao. In fact, they don't want any Venezuelan oil in Rotterdam. Come right down to it, they don't want any oil at all in Rotterdam.
Tough, kids. It will keep coming for quite a while.
2026-02-03

Did They Have Any?
PAR cancels the trust in Bolo Mudbelly as he avoids supervision which endangers government finances. PAR points to the remarks by ARC Rekenkamer and Bolo's reaction.
Not that it will make any difference. Sigh.
Juicy item: in 2023 over 1 million guilders went to HD&M Holding, affiliated with ex-PM Shorty. 2024 questions to Bolo were never replied.
2026-02-02

Wait for Phase II
Because that may mean a long wait. Fundashon Nos Grandinan [Old Folks Foundation] says that after Phase I is over, the matter of raising AOV to human levels is now in hands of the government.
"Phase I was deliberately limited to the legal and constitutional positioning of elderly security." And "solutions can no longer be approached as temporary or purely budgetary measures, but require structural choices that are in accordance with rule of law obligations." If when the government doesn't react with acceptable measures, the Foundation will proceed with Phases II and II. I have no idea what that means, sorry.
Good Luck, Oldies!
2026-02-02

But Not for Us
Curaçao Chronicle carries an editorial pointing out that We, the People, don't notice a thing about the vaunted growing economy and stable finances. For many of us, ends just don't meet. And there it is.
80% of households expect prices to go up still higher this year. Crazy? Like a fox, is the standard expression.
2026-02-02

And Last Year?
Auntie Sushi undeniably has a point, even if it doesn't help much: 2024 car thefts went up by about 35% compared to 2023. About 2025 nothing is known, yet (hey, that needs a lot of counting). A few years ago following advice given on prevention and all that, the number actually went down; but (stop me if you heard this one before) it took only little time for those measures to be watered down and not followed any more.
2026-02-01

Won't Help Much
Or at all. An artist calling herself Tinkebell (surely a false and assumed name) is presenting art based on what she found in the Asphalt Lake: Oleum Shell isla de Curaçao.
Of more interest struck me that she says not much has been removed from the lake, which contradicts a lot of Fake News we've been fed; and what has gone is just replaced by construction debris. Which admittedly can only be an improvement.
2026-01-31

What Measures?
Antie Sushi has another cause to shout out about. What is being done to stop the wave of car thefts? It's heavy; often, the stolen cars after being stripped for parts are set to fire, or are left in such bad condition they're worthless. She wants measures to stop this, no mention how.
That would be a sight to see.
2026-01-31

Look Who's Talking
Social affairs SOAW points out that as from begin this year employers are obligated to pay personnel the minimum salary of 11.93 guilders/hr (that's 2,067.87/month). "Anyone who does not comply with this is acting in violation of the applicable labor legislation."
That the government does not comply with its own AOV payments is not mentioned.
2026-01-31

Structural Weakness
We didn't need to have this remarked on by CBCS central bank, but the government has a "persistent account deficit" of say 17% per year.
What to do about it? "Export diversification..." More tourists! is that diverse enough for you?
2026-01-31

We're Doing MUCH Better
... than our government. Only 38% of the people are in debt, says CBCS central bank; while for the government it's chronic. But hold it: many won't get a loan because they have no regular or too low an income.
Over 6 in 10 households puts money apart for savings (while etc.)
2026-01-31

Found Out
That Greenpeace process against Bonaire/the Netherlands took place in the Hague, Holland. Only just now found that detail mentioned.
2026-01-30

Zero Tolerance? Wait a Bit
Murders and burglaries went down last year, but atrakos and traffic deaths are a steady safety problem. To use a popular term, sustainable.
There were 118 atrakos, and in 66 of them guns were used.
14 traffic deaths, caused by speeding, no right of way, or driving through red lights.
Our first murder this year is already in.
2026-01-30

Makes Me Feel Proud, and You?
Bolo Mudbelly says that the much criticized tax debt cancellation has stimulated the economy. I bet. Question is, whose economy? Not mine, to be sure and in all probability, not yours either. In fact, it's us who paid for it in one form or another.
I refrain from further comments as I don't wish to be sued for slander.
2026-01-30

And Now?
In the Greenpeace-started process, the judge has decided that the Netherlands acts illegitimately against Bonaire. The State is ordered to secure binding climate goals for the entire Dutch economy and to do so in less than 18 months from now. Also an adaptation plan must be drawn up that explicitly mentions Bonaire and must be executed by 2030, even if the State appeals the verdict.
Which I guess it's sure to do.
At the same time, there's a 3-day conference on Bonaire on "Translating the 2025 Bonaire Climate Intention to concrete short and long term actions."
2026-01-29

A New One
Roawex.com Casino has been declared unsafe and high-risk for gamblers. But the best part may be, they falsely claim to have a CGA permit in Curaçao! To quote Curaçao Chronicle, "Authorities continue to urge the public to remain vigilant as fraudulent gambling websites increasingly target international players while claiming links to Curaçao."
Imagine: so there seem to be places that have an even worse name than we do. The mind boggles.
2026-01-29

Tear them Down
Then the problem is over! M*F*K wants a parliament meeting on the deteriorating state of buildings in Willemstad. In actual fact, this is much less of a problem then some decades ago; many have since collapsed on their own or were restored.
M*F*K wants to have the minister responsible to come explain what measures are taken. That would be Bolo Mudbelly and the answer then would be what he prefers: get rid of that junk and renew it all.
I documented part of the decay in my movie Edgar Palm in Otrabanda, shot in 1984.
2026-01-29

Bonairu Ariba! Laman Abao!
Today is the Big Day in Court for Greenpeace and Bonaire, where the Dutch government maybe (I don't use the word possibly, but such a verdict might be possible) will be forced to take measures to stop the rising sea level and save Bonaire from flooding.
As if it was a real danger. As if the Netherlands could stop it.
As if Greenpeace is worth getting any attention.
I will be telling you tomorrow about the results of this waste of money. Results in court, that is. May take some more time, yes.
2026-01-28

Wait for It!
A new scandal is in the works: the government plans to buy several more ambulances. A decision taken just before parliament discussions on the ambulance debacle will be held, on February 12.
Not that they matter much, or at all.
2026-01-28

Old Times Are Back
The majority of people living in Julianadorp was not born in Curaçao, we read. So what else is new? The village was built for imported personnel working at Isla refinery. It's a tradition.
Point is, of course, we Curazoleños can't afford a house there. Just like we couldn't in the past.
2026-01-28

Now, Well...
SOAB government accounting does not agree with ARC's reporting either. For example, they think Aqualectra is totally correct in opening their Internet service. It's another utility, SOAB says. But they don't mention public transport.
Also, even though Curoil has no such article in its statutes, they're entitled to start Bonaire activities. At least, SOAB thinks so.
2026-01-28

True or False
He's back—Silly Vain I mean. After two months of absence about which we're told nothing he will pick up his "duties" as MP; he denies he's starting a party of his own (a pity as it would break up M*F*K's hegemony), and he has not been recuperating in a Surinamese loony bin or psychiatric institute sanatorium; is the word he uses.
2026-01-27

Brilliant!
Bolo Mudbelly has a bright idea. Instead of, as it's arranged by law, having parliament vote on government decisions before they're executed, he proposes to execute them first and then ask for parliament's opinion.
It wouldn't make any real difference now, not with M*F*K's majority in parliament, but Bolo says parliament is too slow and wants to speed it up.
He'd like that. But what will happen after the next elections? Beware!
2026-01-27

Make them Rich
CBCS central bank points out three different scenarios for AOV. 1, in 2026 it will become 1026 guilders/month with future indexing tied to economic growth. 2, it will become "approximately" 1000, growing with inflation (which certainly sounds more realistic). 3, Phased: 970 in 2026 and 1033 in 2027, followed by "moderate" indexing; based on what isn't said.
Beg pardon, but I think 1026 or 970 is pretty much approximately 1000. But no, I'm not an expert.
2026-01-26

But Why?
Every once in a while, voices are raised to plead for an autonomous coin for Curaçao. Now it came up again; is it the time of year perchance? One gropes in vain for a reason why. Nos mes por! The guilder has been coupled to the US dollar for some fifty years now, if not more, which is one of the reasons we're still afloat and haven't had any devaluation. XCG1 equals USD.55.
2026-01-26

Oh Dear Mother
Curaçao Tourist Board is trying to make itself even more popular by declaring it aims for 7% more tourists this year than last: 746,000 stay-overs.
2026-01-26

No Way
Bolo Mudbelly asks ARC Rekenkamer auditing to retract its 2023 report, because it contains "factual and material errors" and its approach was insufficiently meticulous.
But ARC snaps back that the government's concerns are extensively included and replied to, in the report itself.
This isn't the first time the government finds fault with ARC finding fault with the government. Will it be last time?
2026-01-26

That Can't Be Right
The headline is "Curaçao receives $6 million to restore the slavery past." Huh? Last thing we want.
But as it turns out, meant is, the info in 4000 archive boxes containing 2.6 million documents will be uploaded and then will be accessible online.
2026-01-26

So Forget It
Taking on poverty in the Dutch Caribbean asks for courage, says VNG union of Dutch municipalities. There you have it in a nutshell. It will never be done. Not as long as politicians have a say in the matter.
Keep in mind that "Dutch Caribbean" means Bonaire, Saba and St. Eustatius. For us here, it's still worse.
2026-01-24

For You, But Not for Mudbelly
At least not for his partner, dòkter Isbely Cooper. Antilliaans Dagblad notices that, while other signs have been removed, all those pointing her out are still there.
Isn't this a form of advertising? And I here thinking MDs weren't supposed to advertise. That's only part of the story, sure.
"Unethical" it's supposed to be. A 4-syllable word, so she's excused for not knowing what it means. And for other reasons as well.
2026-01-24

Side Snide
Let us hope for that judge that he won't get such a disease which in desperation makes him grab for all possibilities to fight it.
Of course, his income is probably appreciably higher than that of the kidney patient.
2026-01-24

Count 'em: Three Tankers!
Long time no see, but there they are in Bullenbaai delivering oil. In the good old times, that used to be a sort of minimum from what I remember. And indeed, only half of the capacity of 6 jetties is in use.
Now wait for the legal experts to tell us this is highly undesirable.
2026-01-24

Oh those Finns
Mighty interesting. While those know-it-alls at Aqualectra buy Finnish battery back-up systems, that country itself is wiser than that: they went all in for nuclear and have 5 operating reactors delivering 1/3 of the total capacity.
More will follow, no doubt.
2026-01-24

Pop the Corn and Pour the Beer
Elvis de Andrade has filed a complaint against PM Prick Pias and minister of education (yes, we do have such a person) van Heydoorn. Both are also members of M*F*K party which is forbidden by law: no additional functions.
It's not the first time at all Andrade started proceedings against ministers; in 2023 his target was van Heydoorn as well, also because of the brouhaha about the national emblem; and in 2024 he was forced to retract a remark on Bolo Budbelly whom he'd called gai sushi ladron [dirty filthy thief]. I have no idea why he would have done so.
2026-01-23

Can't Wait
CGA gaming authority complains that the new LOK mafia enabling law is too complicated and asks for too much compliance by the registry-holders. They point at Pinnacle, which moved to Anjouan.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
2026-01-23

#WeToo!
Swimming around Sidney, Australia is not recommended, because the sewage pumped straight into the sea attracts sharks, who then go on attacking swimmers.
Things go on here as they do now, we just have to wait until they start attacking our precious tourists. And worse, much worse, us.
2026-01-23

Good and Less Good
Take your pick which belongs to which of the following items:
1—The hotel sector will grow still more, combined with more apartments, villas and other small-scale accomodations.
Mentioned are the rebranding of Livingstone to Sonesta (in March), The Pyrmont (opens in June), TUI Blue (July), One Mabo Beach (phase 2), Rif Corendon (more rooms). And in the future Chobolobo City Center, Landhuis Brievengat and development of Oostpunt.
2—But the restaurants' profit is disappointingly less than expected. Blamed are high purchase prices, continuing inflation and a "structural high cost of ding business."
2026-01-23

Poor Bastard
Last year, a man was arrested on Hato Airport with 5 keys of cocaine stuck to his body, which he wanted to take to Bruxelles. In order to finance a new kidney with the €11,000 he was promised to get. He has been on dialysis for five years. The judge (if I knew his name I'd certainly mention it) thought it contradictory that somebody who's sick himself would smuggle drugs to make other people sick. What an 4$$.
2026-01-23

Tough. Hey, It's the Law!
CBCS Central Bank warns that raising AOV will lead to problems in the future. I don't doubt it. Well, tough. The government should have thought of that a long time ago.
But then, what do you expect?
2026-01-23

Ain't that Funny
The tanker Regina that last week transported a load of crude oil to Curaçao was illegal and carried a false flag?! Gets complicated right away, as it was used by oil dealer Trafigura which in turn was working in a deal with the USA government.
All sorts of panicky alarms are sounded; in Holland of course. But the Dutch can't do a thing about it anyway, so "shut up and deal."
Next expected in Bullenbaai is tanker Volans, also sanctioned (they say) and Albedo is underway as well.
Regina carried the East-Timor flag and hasn't used its transponder for 3 years.
2026-01-22

It's Only Me
Aruba says "No" to renewed oil contacts with Venezuela and will stubbornly continue on the road down to Net Zero, AKA the "Green Future".
Not smart, Aruba; it looks more and more like Black; but like I said...
2026-01-22

Who Wouldn't
The civil servants, for some reason in these pages AKA spoiled brats and soiled rats, want to work still less in the future, but without getting paid less in proportion.
2026-01-21

Won't Help, and Besides...
Once again, there's a proposal to protect those precious tourists by heavier punishment of atrakos. On tourists, get it? For us, not so much; go ahead and rob us. To be sure, tourists tend to carry more money and valuables: bale la pena.
The lawyers' union has long since declared that it won't help. So who cares? Politicians know better.
2026-01-21

What Else?
PNP's Osepa points at the parking problems. In Pietermaai, with all those new hotels (and more coming) it already is a problem, and same goes for Otrabanda. We need more parking capacity!
Maybe tear down some of those new hotels?
2026-01-21

He'll Be Busy
Another minister assumes a second portfolio; this time it's justice minister Hato who'll temporarily take on Ministry of Governance, Planning and Services (BPD). By now, he must be the third with two portfolios, but I may have lost count. What's the difference, anyway.
"temporarily" means, until who knows or cares.
2026-01-21

Language Lesson
Dutch foreign minister van Weel calls Trump's 10% import tariffs (related to the Greenland affair) "blackmail".
That can't be right, he should use the word "extortion". Not that it matters or helps.
2026-01-21

Hard to Believe
Not that there were 136 advertising boards along the road from Janwé to Caracasbaai. No, meant is the fact that they were removed!
Now for fines? Are you serious?
2026-01-20

There's Her Answer?
M*F*K PM Prick Pias makes a U-turn all of his own: refining oil will not be possible on Curaçao because of modern demands of the international market as well as the norms introduced in 2025. After all those years of promising the refinery would be reopened.
But what does he know? you ask. The answer is a short one.
Hear that, Christine?
2026-01-20

Leave It to Them
Dutch MP Christine Theunissen of the Partij voor de Dieren [Party for Animals] is concerned that we get Venezuelan oil in Bullenbaai. She asks many questions I won't bore you with, but whines about breaches of "international law" (she'd rather have had Maduro stay in power, I guess) and "and how this aligns with climate commitments such as the Paris Agreement and EU climate goals" (which are all just rapidly fading marks on paper by now).
We're in America here, Christine—not in Europe. Thankfully.
2026-01-20

Rings a Bell, Loud, Clear and Penetrating
"In 1950 [Venezuela] was the fourth richest nation in the world. Transparency International ranked Venezuela 178th of 180 countries for corruption. Elites live in guarded compounds while citizens starve.
Iran was ranked 18th richest in 1977. Now their currency is worth zero. Its corruption rank is 151/180."
Is what I read. Made me think... Curaçao was the richest island of the Netherlands Antilles in 2010; now, it's the poorest of those same islands. Hurray for Independence!
2026-01-20

That Bloody Black Lake
Compiled in this PDF you'll all items related to the *%$# Asphalt Lake. If it will help anybody one tiny little bit is a very moot point.
2026-01-19

Not for Poor Suckers
The before 2017 tax debts "canceled" by then finance minister Silly Vain total over 3 billion guilders, split over 80,350 CRIB numbers. 297 of those had over 1 million debt, averaging 2.8 million. 4958 of them owed between 100,000 and 1 million.
CRIB numbers, for the uninformed, are a burocrazy-wise imposed way to demarcate citizens and businesses.
Silly Vain just announced that, after a well-deserved (?) vacation he'll be back in parliament on February 2.
2026-01-19

Harbor Plans
Several things are proposed, one of which is that the diesel engines in use for opening and closing Emmabrug will be replaced by electrical ones. So we won't be disturbed by the "loud engine roar" anymore. I admit I'm rather deaf these days, but can't remember ever having been so disturbed. Oh well, just kvetshing.
Also, quays in Willemstad will be adapted to attract more pedestrian traffic.
An extra, small, ferry will be added; this one with an electric motor.
The good news is that Scharloo will finally get a really working sewer system so sewage will not be pumped into Waaigat any longer.
2026-01-19

After All these Years
Now that it looks like that the terrorism threat from Venezuela has become less serious, our government, always on its toes, is working on a law to apply higher punishments for terrorists.
MAN/PIN, PNP and MFK think this may contrary to fundamental rights. So is terrorism; just my opinion.
2026-01-19

That Sounds Better
In the Pacific bordering California, experimental water desalination is done making use of the energy carried by waves, only. No fuel, no windmills, no eyesores: "They come in three sizes, the largest of which is 8m long by 5m wide, and can produce up to 49,000 litres (13,000 US gallons) of drinking water per day." The 12 month pilot project run by Oneka cost $1.5m, a mere bagatelle. Check it out.
To be sure, there are days without any waves. Many less than windless or cloud-covered days, though.
Aqualectra produces 18,015m^3 water per day. The equivalent of less than 400 of these desalinators.
Say, you political guys, there's money in them thar waves, got it? (wink wink)
2026-01-17

Drugs Keep Coming, Not to Worry
To quote Curaçao Chronicle: Dutch Wetenschappelijk Onderzoek- en Datacentrum (WODC) research institute concludes that drug smuggling routes are now almost entirely maritime and increasingly depend on ports and so-called "inside assistance," including corruption. This trend, the report notes, directly affects the Caribbean part of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, where ports and logistics chains remain vulnerable to infiltration by criminal networks.
Sad but true. For now. If only the Europeans took the same hard-line against those transports as the USA has finally done.
The Netherlands has been a narcotic state for centuries. Like the British in China, the Dutch sold opium in Oost-Indië to the Indonesians and made a fortune in WWI providing cocaine to the German and the Western forces. Hey, money's money, right?
2026-01-17

Zoo Closed
The ministerial council has decided: all zoo animals will be transferred to "external organizations" who can guarantee they'll be cared for according to international welfare rules.
Which ones those possibly might be remains a riddle.
2026-01-17

Show Us the Money
Dutch party FvD Forum voor Democratie is all of sudden most interested in Curaçao. Recently, not so much; but hey! maybe we'll again get Venezuelan crude for processing. "The entire Kingdom can profit from cooperation." You bet.
Also, no doubt connected and not at all surprising, the Dutch ministers have made a U-turn and now support Trump's formerly pronounced "illegal" Venezuelan operation.
Leave it to the Dutch.
2026-01-17

Biz as Usual, 1
Just a quote will give you the idea. We have heard it all before and will do so again. And again:
"Curaçao Chronicle has received information from a European forensic investigator alleging serious irregularities involving online gambling operators connected to Curaçao, including claims of unpaid winnings, attempted settlements aimed at silencing players, and disputes spanning several European jurisdictions."
A player in North Macedonia who had won €70,000 was offered 7,000. On condition that he shut up.
The bastard wasn't satisfied with that offer.
2026-01-16

Biz as Usual, 2
ARC Rekenkamer auditing says that it's not realistic to emit an approving accountant's declaration on the 2026 budget.
Sparing you the sordid detals we can all guess at, summing it up in one word: incompetence.
If not no interest.
"The ministries' financial policy does not meet the minimum legal requirements" says ARC.
2026-01-16

Not Today, Boss
Bad news for Global, and for Curoil as well? The 50 million barrels to be delivered at Bullenbaai oil terminal are meant for distribution to the USA, Europe and Asia.
So wait a bit for that asphalt processing and other plans.
2026-01-16

A Minute of Silence, Please
Tourism went up. Again. 2025 total 788,427; 13% more than in 2024. Gentlemen, kindly remove your hats to express your despondent feelings.
2026-01-15

Inherited Trouble
When we were a real Tax Haven, a so-called Off-Shore Paradise, our then Bleaders hired all those civil servants (to keep it polite) leaving Parkinson's Law far behind, which we are still stuck with. And then some.
An after-effect is, since that came to an end we now are still blacklisted by any number of countries with retarded governments of their own, which again results in many kinds of financial problems I don't feel like spelling out.
Once again, Bleaders stands for Big or Great Bloody Leaders, got it? "Thank you for your attention!"
2026-01-15

Back in Business; For Now
Venezuelan crude is moving again; millions of barrels through Caribbean storage facilities. (Those in Venezuela are full up since the USA started stopping false-flag and other tankers; PdVSA even had to reduce pumping which brings even more problems.) These are not sanctioned!
Some of which will be delivered at Curaçao's Bullenbaai. No telling how much. Or for how long.
Regina, first tanker has already arrived.
2026-01-15

Did It Have Any?
PNP party says the government's credibility has collapsed since three ministers left in six months. On public media, "reactions from the public were overwhelmingly negative, reflecting frustration, disbelief, and a growing lack of confidence in the government's leadership" as PNP is quoted by Curaçao Chronicle.
Sorry, to me they had very little, if any, credibility to start with.
2026-01-15

Oh, So!
That's more like explaining why Aqualectra's tariffs went down by 11% for electricity. While they maintain it's because of sustainable sh*t, oil prices over the world last year went down by even more: 12%.
And there your are. Be thankful they passed it on, at least.
2026-01-15

Bonus!
The Curaçao-licensed gambling operators Santeda International B.V. and its MyStake Casino platform have been hacked and credentials of 540 MyStake accounts have been leaked. "The level of exposed data is deeply concerning" they are quoted as saying. You bet.
2026-01-14

How and Why?
Aqualectra tells us that power tariffs have gone done with 11% last year, to 0.64 from 0.85/KWH, and water with 3% to 11.00/m^3. Because of modernizing installations and expanding "sustainable" capacity. No further details.
They must mean the wind generators and batteries; but in reality, you'd be excused to suspect that it's lower oil prices that play an important role.
2026-01-14

More Marks on Paper
PAR accuses the government of not executing court judgements. Civil servants thus don't get their overdue payments or even salaries.
Are you surprised? No? Thought so.
PAR wants the government to follow court orders within 5 days.
2026-01-13

Hope We Don't Need them
The police get 2 new vehicles to fight riots, transporting personnel with helmet, shields and I'd guess batons and guns. They look pretty sturdy, what else? No idea what they cost. Expected is they will only be used in exceptional circumstances. But they're not meant against citizens, but as an instrument to control escalating situations.
Escalated by who, if not citizens? Hezbollah terrorists? Dutch Marines?
2026-01-13

Hold My Beer... Trouble Brewing!
"Minister Kimberly Lew-Jen-Tai and Minister Plenipotentiary Carlson Manuel have submitted their resignations from public office." MFK is looking at candidates to fill their positions.
While the public prosecutor has "not yet" received a complaint against Piar, a criminal investigation on alleged assault has started against Lew-Jen-Tai.
2026-01-13

Fine With Me
The revolt against the unbridled "development" of the island is going so far, I even hear there are plans by at least one group to buy a large terrain and arrange it can never be built upon. Which sounds like a great idea.
For the Happy Few who can afford it, of course.
No doubt our leaders will describe this a sabotaging development. Still better.
2026-01-12

Better & Better?
You never know what's true and what's mere war propaganda, but the USA claims the action of removing Maduro and cutting off oil sales frustrated one of Iran's big threats: a drone development base training Venezuelan military personnel on the technology and designs.
Which would make us very vulnerable here.
2026-01-12

Don't Count on It
Maybe Venezuelan crude will become available for processing in a, then first to be renovated, Curaçao refinery. Is what many parties seem to count on. Dutch PVV, Global, Vigor and even Curoil.
I'm not so sure.
2026-01-12

Pelea!
Vigor refuses to give up and threatens to sue 2Bays for canceling the 30-year agreement. They are committed to Curaçao and have all confidence.
2026-01-12

Tell Us
To I'd guess nobody's surprise, the Dutch Overijssel court has convicted several persons because of money laundering via Curaçao. The money was mainly of interest to Holland and China; it concerns tens of millions of €uros. They weren't transferred by bank but it was all cash until it came here, where it was used to pay debts or made available to "clients". Which makes one wonder: what clients?
2026-01-12

That's It
"Sic semper tyrannis" or "thus always to tyrants", a classic bon mot ascribed to 2 Brutuses 450 years apart but, even though it's Latin may come from the Greek Homer. Go figure. Anyway, that's what I meant.
If you think Trump is the tyrant here, I won't try to cure you.
2026-01-12

Mea Culpa
#MeToo: guilty as hell. I see the riots in Minneapolis and am disgusted by the collective stupidity of those mobs, willfully letting themselves be fooled by the politicians and the media; and I can't help applauding the courageous people in Iran who burn government offices and mosques in revolt against a half century of Islam tyranny.
So there. I accept that. But there is a difference; being that in Iran, it's not the media nor the politicians leading the mob on.
2026-01-11

No Doubt
Amigoe carries an article "Onrechtmatig handelen nieuw beleid en norm regering Curaçao?" [Unlawful acts new policy and standard for government of Curaçao?].
We all not only feel but know damn well already that the interrogation mark has no place here. Should have been left out.
The budget may not contain more than 17.6 million guilders of mistakes and uncertainties. But ARC audit office found in the 2023 budget 2038.6 million guilders' worth of mistakes and 2018.3 million of uncertainties.
Total 4056.9 m, a mere bagatelle: over 240 times as high.
Amigoe even suggests this makes the Kingdom 'complicit in the continuation of improper administration and the violation of the fundamental rights and legal security of citizens.' What can we suckers do but agree—and go on accepting this democratically chosen government?
2026-01-11

¿Cuanta Costa?
Bright idea, Dutch PVV party: reopen Isla refinery—after having discussed it with the USA, naturally. Do that not first, but only after somebody has any vague idea about how much money this will cost. Throughout the years we have been fed the most wildly different amounts.
That it will be cheaper than the monster hydrogen windmills is certain, true. Which project can now only be definitely out. If it were not for money-hungry politicians.
Don't get me wrong: I still think a well-run refinery is much to be preferred above the flood of tourists and accompanying pests.
2026-01-11

Then, Not a Peep
Now that the Chávez mausoleum in Carácas has been blown up, leaving not a wreck behind, the megalomaniac much-too-long article writer Tico Vos declares it's a shame that memories are thus erased.
Too bad that all memories of Chávez himself still are not eradicated. But I agree: keep him and his after-effects in mind.
I can't remember reading Tico protesting about the vandalist destruction of Rebel statues, of slave owners' like Jefferson, of Winston Churchill and even of Columbus. No accounting for tastes?
Same for several media that keep publishing that crap. They even include a logo of his these days. And no, I don't take the trouble to spell all that text out. I may be crazy, but hope I'm not a fool.
2026-01-11

Dream On
Elon Musk has promised the Venezuelans free Starlink internet. Ho Boy! How I wish.
We're not bad enough, yet, I guess: still have to pay hefty amounts.
2026-01-10

As If He'd Know
Dutch minister of defense Brekelmans assures us that the Venezuela situation is no threat to Curaçao. For all we know, he's right, but as the Dutch have announced several times they don't agree with USA's actions, calling them illegal, and even have stopped their cooperation with the US on drug transports in international waters, I'd guess he won't have been told much more than we here hear.
That we may expect still more Venezuelan refugees is a very moot point indeed; it all depends on what happens next and may work out the other way.
2026-01-10

What We Need
A crisis center has been opened, from where national crises will be directed. That's clumsily expressed, hopefully. Let's hope it works.
2026-01-10

OUT!
Vigor's 30-years' agreement with 2Bays after 18 months has been canceled instantly. The debt Vigor leaves behind is about $ 12 million.
Who's next in line, you ask? Bless my heart, it's PdVSA. Who may now turn out to be a more reliable partner than they used to be. (Which isn't hard.)
Global is still in the running as well.
2026-01-09

See? What I Was Afraid of
The talk about Aqualectra getting involved in the public transport now includes the word "Greening"—which surely means electric buses.
This will cost us.
2026-01-09

So THAT'S How It Went Down
At least, that's what I was told. Most interesting:
Eisenhower, commander of the Allied invasion of Europe which resulted in its liberation and the end of Hitler's Nazi-Germany, and whom I until recently always considered the last good president the USA had, was the originator of the Bay of Pigs plan for an invasion of Cuba to effectively end the communist tyranny there before it even had a chance to start.
But his stint as president came to an end, and His Holiness Kennedy took over. If JFK had had any guts, he would have stopped the invasion entirely, if it was his conviction that it should be stopped. But he never did: he just sent all those guys to their deaths or imprisonment by withholding all support they were counting on, and needed.
What a difference that would have made in the following missile crisis and the murderous tyranny of the Cuban government (think Ché Guevara). Which only now, almost 65 years later, may come to an end as Venezuela is forced to stop its free oil deliveries to Cuba; thanks to the actions of another president whose name I don't need to mention.
2026-01-08

Now THAT!
Aqualectra utility should be a useful partner in public transport, because of its infrastructure and technical expertise. So at least claims financial director Isenia.
Yes, we've all been able to notice that during those blackouts.
The buzzword used is toekomstbestendig, future-proof.
One more extension of the government's claws into society? Hardly, after all, the sector is largely in its hand already. But solidifying it, yes, that it will.
2026-01-08

"Covenant"
Such a thing is said to be signed by people dependent on AOV. But Geselle Coffi, head of Fundashon Nos Grandinan [our old people foundation] wonders who has signed such a thing at all. Most people who are so dependent are not even organized in any association or trade union. So the document will be pronounced void in any court case.
Begs the question, so who did sign that covenant? Our spoiled brats? sure is a thought.
2026-01-08

Consequences
Hardly anybody seems to have realized as yet that the brutal conquest liberation of Venezuela by the USA will result in a brake on oil prices. Flow is assured in the foreseeable future.
Which will in turn result in the wind generators spoiling our landscape will lose all seeming financial advantage.
Which points out a fact that many will look at as amazing: when states relinquish their grab on resources and give capitalism a chance, the laws of economy will start working again.
Are you there, Curoil? 2Bays? CAP? Aqualectra?
2026-01-08

What Else, New?
Parts of Otrabanda are a filthy mess; trash is just dumped there (like in other places all over the island) and no trouble is take to remove it.
Bad for tourism! we hear. Last of my worries, as it should be for everybody. Not for those in nominal charge, though.
2026-01-08

"Later" this Year
That's when that new road to Bandabou will be built. How much later? As long as it's this year.
I'm at a loss how to find out, but does anybody out there please remember how much the road from Nieuwe Havenweg oops Rijkseenheid Boulevard to Chobolobo cost? I do remember it caused a small scandal: must have been a multiple of 3 million for a very short track. Admittedly, of 4 lanes.
2026-01-08

Right On
Despite the death of Ennia holder Ansary, CBCS central bank announces it will continue its efforts to cash in on its claims.
2026-01-08

Hrrmph
Bandabou will get a new road from Willemstad, along Bullenbaai. Costs 3 million guilders. We may know this very month when work starts! And the work itself will take 3 months.
"Five years from now many more cars will be using the road"—what with all the houses and resorts popping up all over. Even now, it's a disaster leading to enormous frustrating delays.
What it will do to peace and quiet is another matter. Shut up and enjoy the growth of economy.
2026-01-07

Hope It Helps
But not so much hope. Parliament demands a meeting on the troubles with Kas di Kòrsow in Holland. By now, my impression is that it's such a mess that nobody will be able to make head or tail out of it.
2026-01-07

No! NO!
Please don't do this to me, a card-carrying claustrophobic. It might result in my death, no kidding.
Passengers from CUR and Suriname were held for up to 6 hours before disembarking at Maastricht airport, detoured there because Schiphol AMS had weather problems.
This after an at least 9 hour flight. The mind boggles.
Maybe they got a free drink in the airport lounge? How nice. But we're not told.
2026-01-07

Good Enough
For now, that's all I need to know: USA Secretary of State Rubio assures us that Hezbollah no longer has a footprint in Venezuela.
2026-01-06

Nos Mes Por!
Commie Cuba is in trouble, and it well grow worse. Because there's no more free oil coming in from Venezuela, and they were having black-outs already. The natives are getting restless.
Goes to show you how lucky we are not to live under a communist yoke. Yet. We manage having our own black-outs quite well, thanks to Aqualectra.
2026-01-06

Relax, Kids
You can't do a thing about it. Get it through your brain, okay? Dutch PVV Jetten thinks Maduro's arrest by the USA in Venezuela is unlawful. How brave! Do something about it, Jetten—or do us all a favor and shut up.
Same for all our own politicians, thanks.
Even letters to the editor, for cryin' out loud. That will make a real impression!
Trump is accused he's only in it for the oil "for his billionaire friends." Comments a Venezuelan, "What do you expect Russia and China are interested in? The recipe for arepas?"
And the Dutch military declare "they're prepared!" What a relief. If we, or they, only knew for what.
2026-01-06

Gimme a Break
The weirdest ideas crop up about Maduro's removal from power by the USA. Especially, naturally! by TDS patients. "Trump's only interested in getting Venezuela's oil." So who'd care? As long as that crook (alleged of course) is gone.
And the main culprits, also naturally! are the Israelis, who somehow (no details given or asked for) arranged it all.
You know, I guess I'll become a Jew. Then tomorrow I'll be rotten with money and powerful!
2026-01-05

Welcome, Already!
Venex, Venezuelan club in foreign countries, warns that there's a chance Maduro-collaborators will come to Curaçao with their pockets full of ill-begotten money (from laundering, drugs and other corruption). They won't cross over in rowing boats either. "The authorities should check where the money they want to invest comes from."
As if they would, or would want to. Hopefully, they'll be forced to.
2026-01-05

No Joke?
Venezuela announces that the oil installations haven't been damaged during the USA removal of Maduro. Not that many were still working: that started grinding to a halt when Chávez began replacing professionals with his faithful dogs and it's only grown worse since then.
2026-01-04

Good
It's a pretty safe bet that the flights AMS-CUR, AMS-AUA and AMS-BON will resume in a jiffy. Same for USA, Canada and all.
This actually happened already. Hope that I'm right about the rest as well.
2026-01-04

What's Next?
Who knows, especially when. But I dare make some prognostications:
1 - Many refugees go back to where they came from
2 - Our function as a droga transport station largely comes to a halt
3 - Oil will start flowing again, even if that may take some time.
It it's Global, Vigor or Curoil who will profit? Or some other entity.
2026-01-04

Famous Last Words
Regretted by almost no one, not even by TDS-patients: So There.
2026-01-04



Great News
Maduro captured?! Hopefully, this could be the start of something new.
Congrats to all our readers, even and especially the TDS sufferers.
Now wait for all the know-it-alls to declare that this is completely illegal. See if I care; nor will it help Maduro.
I warned Maduro time and time again that he should load a plane with all the gold it could lift off the ground and split for other horizons. But he disregarded me. Serves him right.
Now for Iran and North Korea, please?
2026-01-03

Stuck!
What is sure is that KLM, TUI and Corendon canceled all flights to and from the islands. Problem could be, how to get rid of those merry throngs of vacation makers that can't get out?
2026-01-03

Most Important
You're spared the blahtitudes New Year's speech of M*F*K PM Prick Pias. You can guess what he's said, and I guess it's just hollow words.
2026-01-03

A Good Start
After more than 2 years, Amnesty International finally admits that Hamas's 7th October attack on Israel with rapes, murders, tortures, kidnapping and more shit I won't go into, not only went over the edge but also was specifically directed at civilians and not at the IDF.
So that's why they call themselves "amnesty": to quote, a pardon extended by the government to a group or class of people. I've been wondering about that for a long time. Hamas gets amnesty and Israel gets the Joos get blamed.
And let us hope the Media start mentioning this as well, for a change.
2026-01-01

Welcome Back
A Happy New Year!
Off we go again in the merry-go-round. Please don't get nauseous.
2026-01-01



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